I don't know if I could handle never being able to take a leak by a banana tree again!

8 minutes ago, geronimo said:

and let's not forget the fact that he can no longer be shirtless outside of his own property.

Might have to buy some Vaseline, just in case if he does show up in Trans's garden...

 

 It feels like the first time, like the very first time....

 

 

 

   

5 minutes ago, geronimo said:

I don't know if I could handle never being able to take a leak by a banana tree again!

JT's nick? Banana tree?

 

 

When does the Mr. Trans begin his 2018  ambassador tour of every city and village in Thailand?

 

 

I'm happy to set up a gofundme page for the event.

 

 

Congrats, Mr. Trans

17 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

Not to mention mastering all the nuances needed for 'shake .. Known only to those in the know .. 

You missed one...

 

1 minute ago, jenny2017 said:

JT's nick? Banana tree?

There's a clause in the contract that states one can only relieve oneself in a proper toilet, and that isn't all ...

 

Apparently, he will have to begin waiing the 7-11 staff, and is most definitely not allowed to smoke in public!

11 minutes ago, geronimo said:

The moment you registered as a member, you became one of JT's flock .....

Noooooooo, give me the Silver gong....I have never been in a baht bus or crossed  a busy road to save 5 baht or wore a pink cat suite.......

3 minutes ago, watcharacters said:

 

 

When does the Mr. Trans begin his 2018  ambassador tour of every city and village in Thailand?

 

 

I'm happy to set up a gofundme page for the event.

 

 

Congrats, Mr. Trans

Short after his AGCO early January.

 

  As far as I remember did Khun T. mention that his Annual Gender Change Operation have first priority for him. Khun Jing will support him with used underwear.

  

4 minutes ago, transam said:

Noooooooo, give me the Silver gong....I have never been in a baht bus or crossed  a busy road to save 5 baht or wore a pink cat suite.......

And the pinky shirt two days ago????

Looking on the bright side, there are perks .....

 

They'll open a checkout line at Tesco for a POTY winner .....

 

The corner shop will give him credit ......

 

No more binmen will knock at his door, asking for 300 baht ......

 

If he ever gets stopped by the BIB, a wave of his platinum POTY winners card will elicit the highest of wais ...

6 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

You missed one...

 

My little daughter was asking what that thing is???

1 minute ago, jenny2017 said:

Short after his AGCO early January.

 

  As far as I remember did Khun T. mention that his Annual Gender Change Operation have first priority for him. Khun Jing will support him with used underwear.

  

I DO NOT wear PINK undies.....Only pink T-shirts....

Just now, jenny2017 said:

My little daughter was asking what that thing is???

Tell her when she grows up, she can have as many of those as she likes .....

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

Looking on the bright side, there are perks .....

 

They'll open a checkout line at Tesco for a POTY winner .....

 

The corner shop will give him credit ......

 

No more binmen will knock at his door, asking for 300 baht ......

 

If he ever gets stopped by the BIB, a wave of his platinum POTY winners card will elicit the highest of wais ...

The dangers are in his garden.......

1 minute ago, jenny2017 said:

The dangers are in his garden.......

Poisonous Toads?

3 minutes ago, jenny2017 said:

My little daughter was asking what that thing is???

 

 

 

 

And you replied?..

 

That'll teach ya. 

 

It is a great post.      

 

Given a choice, I  preference  a fist bump.

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Poisonous Toads?

No, he's on another forum....

I can't wait for him to post his acceptance speech ...... will there be any groundbreaking revelations?

2 minutes ago, jenny2017 said:

My little daughter was asking what that thing is???

shaped bar of soap  ..

Just checked the records ... he's allowed 5,000 words in his acceptance speech and must declare all his debts assets within 48 hours, and judging by the reaction of Thai media, he'll not be able to wear that Timex watch ......

It's time to say goodbye.......

 

   A happy New Year 2018 to all !! Trans, should you experience a burglar wearing used women's  panties, please call me on the red telephone. Not the pink one, please.

 

     Stay healthy....

Well it ain't no Pontiac but what the heck. Live from Austin, Texas--

 

1 minute ago, JLCrab said:

Well it ain't no Pontiac but what the heck. Live from Austin, Texas--

 

If that Trans wearing the white hat, playing the violin?

Has anyone booked the laser tattoo removal sessions and the hair implant surgery yet !!

p.s. if Trans is unwilling to have the hair transplant surgery can I have first dibs ??

Just now, Andrew Dwyer said:

Has anyone booked the laser tattoo removal sessions and the hair implant surgery yet !!

p.s. if Trans is unwilling to have the hair transplant surgery can I have first dibs ??

er ... that isn't all that gets implanted  .... 

er ... that isn't all that gets implanted  .... 

In that case I’ll stay bald !....................and flat chested !!

Trans will have to put his autobiography on hold for at least 5 years ..... and will not be able to lend his name to any brands (other than TV of course)

Can't be bothered to read 'thru 12 pages of posts, but congrats Transam!

 

And I'm looking forward to seeing the picture of you wearing the tiara .

6 minutes ago, dick dasterdly said:

Can't be bothered to read 'thru 12 pages of posts, but congrats Transam!

 

And I'm looking forward to seeing the picture of you wearing the tiara .

Sorry, they have changed it this year to a crystal studded half bra and a pair of leather chaps

The one thing about now being No.1 for this comming year is that any of you give me any grief you will be BANNED.....Or send me a case of Chang...Myself and staff have sorted that stuff..........I have a warm feeling today, seems the effort was worth it, and l fink fat bloke helped....Don't tell him though, like to think he will run out of dribble and choke...