You know you're living with a Thai when you go to your microwave to heat up a sandwich, but you first have to remove a bowl of fried insect larvae that your Thai partner was warming up before you came into the kitchen.  

You know you are living with a Thai if you warm up a sandwich in the microwave !!

That's really disgusting. Fancy heating up a sandwich.

You know you are living with a Thai when you always have to close the cupboard doors and drawers.

you know you are living with a Thai if you are a new bee that has to post old crap like this

One loves bashing the Thai women, their habbits, diet etc.... but despite the fact that she eats larvae, it does not prevent from enjoying sex with them, now does it ?

2 hours ago, blackcab said:

That's really disgusting. Fancy heating up a sandwich.

It was a grilled pulled-pork sandwich from Dukes.  Really delicious, especially when nice and warm!  Ok, so you can tell when you're living with a farang when he warms up his grilled sandwich that he bought from a restaurant that caters to farangs.  

Now, lol, back to living with Thais...............

You know you're living with a Thai when ... She says she doesn't care for Falang food but, whenever I make an English breakfast or Sunday roast for one, she sets two places at the table (and never refuses the last Yorkshire pudding).

Of course - could be just my missus.

when it is less the 2.5ml.

 

You know you're living with a Thai when ... She says she doesn't care for Falang food but, whenever I make an English breakfast or Sunday roast for one, she sets two places at the table (and never refuses the last Yorkshire pudding).

 

Of course - could be just my missus.

My missus lived in the UK for years one of her favourite foods yorkshire pudding .mind you if i ever eat fried locusts she looks at me with disgust.lol by the way our son loves shepards pie .

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15 hours ago, observer90210 said:

One loves bashing the Thai women, their habbits, diet etc.... but despite the fact that she eats larvae, it does not prevent from enjoying sex with them, now does it ?

Sex?

 

13 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

You know you're living with a Thai when ... She says she doesn't care for Falang food but, whenever I make an English breakfast or Sunday roast for one, she sets two places at the table (and never refuses the last Yorkshire pudding).

 

Of course - could be just my missus.

No, I love Dutch Gouda Old Cheese.

So does she.......

18 hours ago, connda said:

You know you're living with a Thai when you

..when an elephant walks past the shop window when you are getting you hair cut.

..when everybody turns their tv off at 6 pm on a friday.

..when the water is turned off again.

..when a falang sits down with a Thai family and you cannot work out if he is married to the granny, the middle age woman or the teenage girl until they get their phones out.

You know you're living with a Thai when she says "Let's go to a different restaurant" yet orders the same damn thing she USUALLY orders!

 

... When the floor is squeaky clean, but there are cobwebs hanging from the ceiling

When I come down in the morning and there is a hot cup of coffee waiting for me.

You know you’re living with a Thai when................ you are wishing her period would come soon so you can catch up on some sleep !!

When you're having a shower and she comes in the bathroom for a poop.

When MiL walks around the house topless, and she's younger than you.

1 minute ago, MaeJoMTB said:

When MiL walks around the house topless, and she's younger than you.

woo hoo! now I am tonguethaid

1 hour ago, mauGR1 said:

... When the floor is squeaky clean, but there are cobwebs hanging from the ceiling

Thanks, I always thought, this happens only to me.

After 25+ years living with a Thai, after all this time still telling her to turn the extraction fan on HIGH when she starts cooking but never does until I'm running to open all doors and windows.

Cooking stuff that chokes all others yet she doesn't notice :D

 

2 hours ago, hansnl said:

No, I love Dutch Gouda Old Cheese.

So does she.......

Tell me about it.. i get cheese send to me ever so often from the Beemster, my gf loves the cheese as its much better as what you get here in the super markets.

 

2 hours ago, mauGR1 said:

... When the floor is squeaky clean, but there are cobwebs hanging from the ceiling

When the floor is squeaky clean, but any flat surface higher than 5 feet is covered with dust.  (file that as living with a short Thai). 

When you make a sunday roast but don't cook veg for the Thai. Just raw broccoli and carrots.  Still has gravy and crushed chillies replace salt and pepper.

When she puts tomato sauce on roast potatoes and when your watching the film The Martian together and she asks,"Is this a true story".

17 hours ago, connda said:

It was a grilled pulled-pork sandwich from Dukes.  Really delicious, especially when nice and warm!  Ok, so you can tell when you're living with a farang when he warms up his grilled sandwich that he bought from a restaurant that caters to farangs.  

Now, lol, back to living with Thais...............

sandwiches should be warmed in ovens.

2 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

You know you’re living with a Thai when................ you are wishing her period would come soon so you can catch up on some sleep !!

there has been an inordinate amount of discussion of thai women and menstruation lately. 

that said almost every "partner" i have ever had has been voracious beginning and throughout the cycle.

 

as for irrationality, its a few days, im an utter bitch every time im hungover. 

...... when your fridge is packed full of plastic bags containing the remains of the last 10 meals you ate in various restaurants throughout Thailand

 

..... when you have a drawer containing nothing except red elastic bands and drinking straws

 

...... when you eat every meal with a spoon and a fork

 

29 minutes ago, HooHaa said:

sandwiches should be warmed in ovens.

He does warm it in an oven, a microwave oven