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WATCH: Horrific moment crocodile mauls arm of keeper in northern Thailand


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3 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

Lions a few weeks ago..crocs this week.

The animals are revolting.

I always thought it was the natives...not that I've ever eaten a whole one.

 

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1 minute ago, ezzra said:

What do you call an alligator with GPS?

A navi-gator.

Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?

Because she was a snappy dresser.

What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?

A tail-gator.

What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower?

I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand

How many arms has an alligator got?

It depends how far he has got with eating his dinner.....

.....

 

Waiter, get me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy.

 

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