Worst Joke Ever 2024

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4 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

Looking at that lot, I now feel skinny and a whole lot younger. 🤣 

 

Heart attacks looking for somewhere to happen.

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A ventriloquist was touring Sweden and was doing a show in a small fishing 
town. With his dummy on his lap, he started going through some of his 
standard dumb blonde jokes.

 

After several rounds of joking and laughter, a blonde woman stood up and 
started shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid jokes. What makes you 
think you can stereotype Swedish women that way? What does the colour of a 
woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

 

It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in 
the community, from reaching our full potential as equal humans. It's people 
like you who make others think that all blondes are dumb!

 

You and your kind continue to pathetically discriminate against, not only 
blondes but women in general; all in the name of humour!"

 

The stunned ventriloquist started to apologise, but the blonde interrupted 
and screamed,  "Now, YOU stay out of this! I'm talking to that little sh**
sitting on your lap.

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[Korat Kiwi]

 

“Harry! I found this note from Mary Beth! … She’s run off with a spoon!”

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3 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

“If a time machine could serve up to you your 200-million greats grandfather, you would eat him with sauce tartare and a slice of lemon.”

Richard Dawkins.

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On 7/8/2024 at 12:05 PM, roo860 said:

At least he used his loaf 🤪

[still kicking]

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https://fb.watch/td6lz10KmM/

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      For all the Harley owners out there

 

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Edited July 10 by Korat Kiwi

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