The Space Race.

As a kid I was made to walk the plank.

We couldn’t afford a dog.” 

“People who like trance music are very persistent. They don’t techno for an answer.” 
 

“I’m learning the hokey cokey. Not all of it. But – I’ve got the ins and outs OK but I'm still a bit shakey on the rest, although i'm hoping to turn my progress around soon” 

“My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that, the ignorant *******.'”

“I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.”

TODAY’s DAILY INSULT;

Don’t you realise there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another? 

4 hours ago, jvs said:

Easy to see,just look for the not so green leaves.

Just found out I am colour blind. 

The news came out of the purple.

12 minutes ago, Neeranam said:

Just found out I am colour blind. 

Does that mean you cannot be racist in your discriptions of people?

????