28 minutes ago, overherebc said:

That's what's left of the Russian Black Sea fleet.

 

How do u turn a fox into an elephant?

 

Marry it

 

 

????

 

 

Wifi hose

Three guys are fishing when an angel appears. The first guy says,
“I’ve suffered from back pain for years. Can you help me?”
The angel touches the man’s back, and he feels instant relief.
The second guy points to his thick glasses and begs for a cure for his poor eyesight.
When the angel tosses the lenses into the lake, the man gains 20/20 vision.
As the angel turns to the third fellow, he instantly recoils and screams,
“Don’t touch me! I’m on disability!”