18 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Or a first time Phuket visit. ????

5 hours ago, Zyxel said:

You mean 'theen that'

 

 

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A woman is flying on Air India to USA. After they take off the pilot announces on the  loudspeaker - _This is your Captain Ramaya Kirti. We are cruising at 35,000 feet etc etc...

 

When the announcement is finished a woman passenger beckons to a stewardess and asks: Is it really true that this great big airplane is being flown by a woman?

 

Stewardess: Yes, Captain Ramaya Kirti is a woman.

 

Woman: How wonderful I am so excited! Do you think you can arrange for me to go up to the cockpit to congratulate her?

 

Stewardess: Yes, I think I can arrange that. You might also like to know that the co-pilot is also a woman

 

Woman: Oh, how exciting. This is wonderful news! Please let me go to the cockpit so I can congratulate them both!

 

Stewardess: Ok, you can do that. You might like to know that actually the entire crew of this plane are women.

 

Woman: That is the most exciting thing I have heard in a long time, this has really made my day. I just have to go to the cockpit to express my admiration!

 

Stewardess: One more thing you might like to know, we don't call it the cockpit any more !!

Woman: So what do you call it?

Stewardess: *Pussy Den..!!*