1 hour ago, roo860 said:

OK... Rocky, Terminator and Never Die. But who's the lad on the bottom right?

^ Ron Jeremy. 

Yesterday I woke up with a crick in my back , so decided to try the local massage parlour.  I was shown into a cubicle where I disrobed and lay face down waiting for the masseuse.  The door opened and in came a young lady who proceeded to rub my back.  After a while she leaned down and asked "Would you like super sex?"
I thought for a moment and replied "If it is all the same with you, I'll have the soup, thanks."

A mother is called to her teen-aged daughter’s school, and the teacher tells her, I’m sorry to have to tell you, I caught your daughter eating candy in the bathroom.”

The mom says, “I’m a little surprised, my daughter really watches her weight, she won’t eat half of the stuff I cook, says it's too fattening, but if she WERE eating sweets, why is that a reason to call me down to school just to tell me about it?”

The teacher looks embarrassed and clears her throat and calls, “send her in!”

A pretty brunette comes in, looking flustered

and the mom says, “that’s not my daughter.”

The teacher says [ahem], “that’s Candy”…

4 hours ago, tomazbodner said:

OK... Rocky, Terminator and Never Die. But who's the lad on the bottom right?

If you saw the full length photo the answer would stick out a mile.

A man was working in the garden and his wife was about to take a shower.

He realized that he couldn't find the rake.. and yelled up to his wife,

"Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear and she shouted back, "What?"

He pointed to his eye, and then pointed to his knee and made a raking motion.

his wife wasn't sure and said "What?"

He repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

His wife replied that she understands and signals back.

She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell IHe could even come close to that one.

Exasperated, He went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"

She replies:

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush" !!!????

8 hours ago, tomazbodner said:

OK... Rocky, Terminator and Never Die. But who's the lad on the bottom right?

He looks evil. Exactly what or with what does he weild to be famouse for?

6 hours ago, overherebc said:

If you saw the full length photo the answer would stick out a mile.

He's not in that many movies, but he always has a big part in the ones he is in.

A few dirty jokes ...