16 hours ago, ballpoint said:

You're just jealous that my keeper and I get to screw in a big bulb every night, while yours can't handle your balls outside her box, and even then she wears gloves to do it.  But it's not all bad.  Dribbling before you shoot can now be cured with the right therapy. 

Own up! How did you get that camera into my bedroom?

PS;  She wears the boxing gloves during sex to make my rather extensive manhood look smaller!  It has nothing to do with our S&M fetishes!

1 hour ago, DezLez said:

Own up! How did you get that camera into my bedroom?

PS;  She wears the boxing gloves during sex to make my rather extensive manhood look smaller!  It has nothing to do with our S&M fetishes!

And it wasn't her punches that she was pulling.

This fella in the pub sold me a rare, antique map of the Sahara Desert for only £20 last night.
This morning when I sobered up I realised that it was a sheet of sandpaper.

Still, got to take the rough with the smooth I suppose.

My son asked me if he could come over for a meal tonight.

I asked him if he liked second day soup.

He said he loved it , so I told him to **** off and come round tomorrow then.

My wife's cooking is so bad.

We pray after we eat.

10 hours ago, wpcoe said:

Cos I don't to lead you off on a tangent, but you're lookin at this from the reflex right angle.

More Two Ronnies brilliance worth repeating.

 

And it's pretty crass so ok in Worst Jokes ???? 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, carlyai said:

Cos I don't to lead you off on a tangent, but you're lookin at this from the reflex right angle.

I am wondering how obtuse I should make my reply, but I am not sure if you would get the angle I am coming from or give it the right degree of reflection! 

6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

And it wasn't her punches that she was pulling.

That was below the belt!

In my case it is worth it!

19 minutes ago, Crossy said:

More Two Ronnies brilliance worth repeating.

Being serious for once;

I do not think there is a single Two Ronnies Sketch that is NOT worth repeating.

1 hour ago, DezLez said:

Being serious for once;

I do not think there is a single Two Ronnies Sketch that is NOT worth repeating.

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