23 hours ago, roo860 said:

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Yup, a real product.

 

 

At 2% (it's not really going to contain less) salt it would go well with chips!

 

54 minutes ago, roo860 said:

 

And I now need to get tea out of my keyboard!

 

5 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

And I now need to get tea out of my keyboard!

 

How are you going to wri.e meaningful le..rs if you have no le..er (.) on your keyboard?

3 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

Yup, a real product.

 

 

At 2% (it's not really going to contain less) salt it would go well with chips!

 

Oh.  I thought that Caroline's fishless tuna was some sort of euphemism.

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A young couple wanted to join the church, the priest told them, 'We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.'

The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.

When the priest ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously very depressed.

'You are back so soon...Is there a problem?' the priest inquired. 'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to

abstain from sex for the required month.' The young man replied sadly.

The priest asked him what happened.'

Well, the first week was difficult...however, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.

The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain.

However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, Prayer, reading from the Bible....anything to keep our minds off Carnal Thoughts.

One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched in sweat,' admitted the man, shamefacedly.

The priest lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church.'

'We know.' said the young man, hanging his head, 'We're not welcome at Home Depot, either.'

 

 

A lady was in a hardware store looking at a

fishing poles. She asked the store manager how

much it was he said 'I am blind drop it on the

ground and I'll tell ya. She dropped it on the

ground. 'Aahh that's 10.00.'

She bent down and let a big fart that everyone

heard. But, she really wanted the pole so she

picked it up. And went to pay for it. 'That

will be 20.00'

'But you said 10.00'

'10.00 extra for the stink bait and duck call.