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was always sceptical about the rumours of King Charles talking to plants ???? 

But here he is, happily chatting away to a cabbage ????

^ addendum ????

 

.....get the <deleted> out while you still know everything 

1960s quiz questions.

 

(1) -- Two eggs are being boiled in the pot. One says to the other, in a groaning sort of way. "It's getting really hot in here. I want to complain." What did the other egg say?

 

(2) -- What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

(3) -- Three competitive guys are in the bar drinking. One says "My wife is so fat she can't get into her wedding dress." "That's nothing." The second guy says "My wife is so fat she can't move about the house."

What did the third guy say?

 

(4) -- What goes through the water, under the water, on the water; but never gets wet?

 

(5) What came first the egg, or the chicken?

 

(6) Knock, knock! Who's there? "Eggbert!" "Eggbert who?"

 

(7) Extra, extra! Read all about it! ''''President Nixon has just had an a@@-hole transplant.'''' What was the headline in a later edition?

 

(8) -- In the Garden of Eden two angels are having a chat. "I don't think it was the apple that caused all the world problems." "No! What was it then?"

 

(9) -- What does George Best play football for?

 

(10) -- What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to attract the lads?

 

Answers.

 

1 --- "Stop moaning. When we get out we will get our heads bashed in."

 

2 -- An umbrella.

 

3 -- "My wife's so fat, she sits around the house."

 

4 -- An egg in a duck's belly.

 

5 -- Any fool can answer that. Why ask me?

 

6 -- "Eggbert no bacon."

 

7 -- The A@@-hole has rejected him."

 

8 -- "The pear on the grass."

 

9 -- Kicks.

 

10 -- Her ankles.

 

Sofisteecation, or what?

 

 

1 hour ago, owl sees all said:

(10) -- What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to attract the lads?

(11) -- What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex?

 

A bus shelter.

13 minutes ago, Crossy said:

That is the reason i never throw anything away,if i do the next week or so

i will have found a use for it.

 

Just now, jvs said:

That is the reason i never throw anything away,if i do the next week or so

i will have found a use for it.

 

 

Every. Single. Time. ???? 

3 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

Every. Single. Time. ???? 

Ah, You know you kept it, but where exactly is it????