At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. 

He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

I've been trying to get in the festive mood today but I think I downloaded the wrong Grinch movie

19 minutes ago, roo860 said:

 

 

 

 

 

On 12/14/2023 at 2:34 PM, BenStark said:

 

Three degrees were never part of Motown, they were sound of Philadelphia

 

They are still running !

16 minutes ago, xtrnuno41 said:

They are still running !

 

So are The Shirelles.

 

https://www.bandsintown.com/a/40608-the-shirelles

 

 

 

And they had a part in a UK TV ad.

 

 

 

 

13 minutes ago, ravip said:

 

 

Ah my hero - that well-known spoiling misteake - Spoke Milligna from "Q". 

The only one to keep a straight face in that sketch was Katie Boyle but I often wonder what would have happened if she'd turned round and seen the capers. 🤣

19 minutes ago, VBF said:

Ah my hero - that well-known spoiling misteake - Spoke Milligna from "Q". 

The only one to keep a straight face in that sketch was Katie Boyle but I often wonder what would have happened if she'd turned round and seen the capers. 🤣

She would probably have collapsed in a heap with tears of laughter running down her face.

Now deny that you have one

 

 

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

Now deny that you have one

 

 

 

My brother went into a video store, looking through the £1 video bin he picks up a Michael McIntyre video & asks the assistant "Is this Any Good" 

 

Assistant replies "It's better than a sh1tty stick in the eye" 

 

He buys it, 1 hour later comes back & asks.... Have you got that Stick :P 

A man is sitting in a bar looking depressed when a woman approaches and asks him what’s wrong. He tells her sadly that his girlfriend just left him and, after some pressuring, admits that it was because he was just too kinky for her.

“What a coincidence!” exclaimed the woman. “My boyfriend just left me for the same reason.”

The two hit it off and, after a few drinks, decided to go back to her place as it was nearest. The woman left the man alone in the living room and disappeared into the bedroom. After ten minutes she reappeared dressed in full leather and chains, with whip and ball-gag in hand only to see the man about to leave.

“Where are you going?” she asked. “I thought you were kinky.”

“I am,” he replied. “I f..... your cat and just took a s.... in your purse. I’m off home now.”

15 hours ago, ravip said:

 

 

I come back to this every day and it still makes me laugh.

2 hours ago, Zyxel said:

A man is sitting in a bar looking depressed when a woman approaches and asks him what’s wrong. He tells her sadly that his girlfriend just left him and, after some pressuring, admits that it was because he was just too kinky for her.

“What a coincidence!” exclaimed the woman. “My boyfriend just left me for the same reason.”

The two hit it off and, after a few drinks, decided to go back to her place as it was nearest. The woman left the man alone in the living room and disappeared into the bedroom. After ten minutes she reappeared dressed in full leather and chains, with whip and ball-gag in hand only to see the man about to leave.

“Where are you going?” she asked. “I thought you were kinky.”

“I am,” he replied. “I f..... your cat and just took a s.... in your purse. I’m off home now.”

 

Told her I'd give her nine inches and make it hurt. Screwed her twice and punched her in the eye.