58 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

I hear it will be folding soon if it does not turn over a new leaf!

1 hour ago, ravip said:

 

Seems amusing at first until you realize the same people make up thread titles on here and others post replies.🤔

13 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

A well-to-do English man discovers that a long lost uncle has left him a farm in Australia, so he decides to go over and check it out.

 

Unfortunately it is in the outback and has no neighbours or anything, and one day he is standing on the wooden veranda looking out into the distance when he sees a cloud of dust, which slowly gets closer, until a truck/Ute comes to a halt in front of the place, and out steps a typical outback farmer.

 

G'day says the farmer, you must be my new neighbour, so I thought I'd pop over and say hello because we don't get many new folks out here.

 

Oh, says the Englishman that's very nice of you, and where do you live?

 

About 50 km east of here says the Aussie, in fact it's so rare that we get new people way out here, why don't you come over for a barbecue tomorrow afternoon.

 

I'll get a few beers in, throw a few steaks on the barbie, put on some music and we'll have a bit of singing, a bit of dancing and a bit of rooting!!!!

 

Oh, that all sounds rather splendid, what should I wear?

 

Doesn't really matter said the Aussie, there'll only be the two of us.