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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries.

The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, "Come this way," and heads

towards the back of the store.

"If I could come that way," she tells the retreating clerk, "I wouldn't

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Teacher: Johny, how many cats will you have if I put 4 and 2 cats together ?

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Again teacher asked and Johny answered the same.

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1 hour ago, ravip said:

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I think he meant to say;

"I have to shake hands with the currently unemployed and when I come back I hope you will join me in doing the same!"

 

At which point the whole class fainted!

11 minutes ago, billd766 said:

Crabfat Air

Of course you must remember why the RAF and it's members are called "crabfats" and "Royal April Fools" don't you?

They were formed on 1 April 1918 (April Fools Day to the UK) and all crabfats are dressed in a dull grey uniform and only move sideways!

 

PS; Greetings from an ex fish head!

 

PPS; Chocks away!

 

 

3 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Of course you must remember why the RAF and it's members are called "crabfats" and "Royal April Fools" don't you?

They were formed on 1 April 1918 (April Fools Day to the UK) and all crabfats are dressed in a dull grey uniform and only move sideways!

 

PS; Greetings from an ex fish head!

 

PPS; Chocks away!

 

 

In the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s our uniforms used to be a blue hairy one for working, and a better blue one for No 1 dress. In the early 1960s I was issued KD in Bahrain which I think was post war stock (just) and some decent KD in Singapore in the late 60s and early 70s. In Germany I was issued with combat kit and even NBC kit and a gas mask.

 

I have no idea what sort of uniform they wear now.

 

It is nice to know that we have spread our web around the world, even to the backwaters of Thailand.

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