Doctor to elderly male patient: “You really are going to have to stop masturbating.” Patient: “Why is that doctor?” Doctor: “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

UK divorce judge: “I am awarding your now ex wife £300 per month.” Ex husband: “ Very generous your honour, I’ll slip her a few quid too whenever I can.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Talk about rubbing it in! Not only did we arrive late, but they deliberately left his organ-donor card.”

 

                       Drive-by erasings

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

more Australian, surely?

Brits would just let it in, whatever it is, and give it asylum.

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There was a young man from nantucket

You know the rest

2 hours ago, roo860 said:

Trust me,i am a doctor!

7 hours ago, isaanistical said:

more Australian, surely?

Brits would just let it in, whatever it is, and give it asylum.

Nope, there's an H in he**

12 hours ago, ballpoint said:

 

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how political elections work 😲

49 minutes ago, still kicking said:

 

That is just b*llsh*t made up by crazy people. I really hate that kind of lists that are clearly the work of some jealous b*st*rds. Everybody knows that the Danes are the friendliest people in the world.

1 minute ago, farang51 said:

 

That is just b*llsh*t made up by crazy people. I really hate that kind of lists that are clearly the work of some jealous b*st*rds. Everybody knows that the Danes are the friendliest people in the world.