1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Why the long face Johnny?

Ahhh, the guys at the plant got me a sweater for Christmas. 

So, what's wrong with that? 

Last year they got me a screamer! 

 

5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

 

Careful, you'll get a frosty reaction from the thumbs down troll.

 

No problem.... got a cold wave for that ice-hole  

31 minutes ago, VBF said:

 

No problem.... got a cold wave for that ice-hole  

 

 

How to catch a polar bear: Dig a big hole out in the ice and place little green peas all around it... And when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

 

Just now, VocalNeal said:

 

 

How to catch a polar bear: Dig a big hole out in the ice and place little green peas all around it... And when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

 

Oldie but goldie mate - still good for a "HaHa" though 😉😂

6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

 

Careful, you'll get a frosty reaction from the thumbs down troll.

 

It's a shame the troll is too thick to understand the jokes. 

17 minutes ago, ravip said:

Be careful guys, bet she's a real passion killer when she asks for 69.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I had to check this one out, and it's real.

To be fair, it was published back in the dark ages, long before we knew much about electricity: 1990.