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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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8 hours ago, Crossy said:

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Et tu?

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Two dyslexics in a kitchen

First one says "can you smell gas?"

Second one says "I can't even smell my own name"

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Just found out I'm colour blind.

That was a bolt out of the yellow !

What does Geronimo shout while skydiving?

Mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!.

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"My guide dog's got no nose"

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Barack Obama went to a fancy dress party carrying his wife on his back.

"What have you come dressed as?" the host asked.

"A snail, and this is Michelle".

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side

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12 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Et tu?

French is amazing. Try this with Google translate

"a seal pushed me"

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A blind man takes his blow up doll to a crowded beach.

The lifeguard runs over to him.

"You can't come here with a blow up doll" !

"Damn!" says the blind guy.

"I've been screwing my rubber dinghy all winter."

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A guy walks into a shop and asks for a packet of helicopter flavour crisps.

The girl behind the counter says "sorry there's no such flavour".

"Ok", he says, "I'll just have plain ones then".

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I used to be nostalgic.

Those were the days.

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A man walks into a library and says, "Hey slag, I want a bloody book about learning f****** Spanish."

The librarian says, "There's no need for that language!"

He says, "You're probably right, the c**** all speak English anyway."

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When I said I'd be posting jokes and no memes over the New Year, people laughed at me.

Well, they're not laughing now.

7 hours ago, ballpoint said:

When I said I'd be posting jokes and no memes over the New Year, people laughed at me.

Well, they're not laughing now.

Oh some of us are mate. 😂😂😂

Keep up the absurd lunacy in 2026 - Happy New Year @ballpoint

9 minutes ago, VBF said:

Oh some of us are mate. 😂😂😂

Keep up the absurd lunacy in 2026 - Happy New Year @ballpoint

Cheers.

All the best for the New Year.

On 12/31/2025 at 12:15 PM, Crossy said:

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On 12/31/2025 at 12:15 PM, Crossy said:

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Why can't I reply to this topic?

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21 hours ago, ballpoint said:

When I said I'd be posting jokes and no memes over the New Year, people laughed at me.

Well, they're not laughing now.

"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now", the great Bob Monkhouse.

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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