Whoever constructed those heels, should have constructed the twin towers

2 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

Whoever constructed those heels, should have constructed the twin towers

Can moderator make up a 'spew' symbol?

I'm this strong-minded.

Another example...

43 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

44 minutes ago, carlyai said:

Can moderator make up a 'spew' symbol?

We have a couple of options in the Emojis: -

🤢

 :nauseated_face

🤮

:face_vomiting

Four old retired blokes are walking down a street in Napier, New Zealand. They turn a corner and see a sign that says:

“Old Timers Pub – ALL drinks 10 cents.”

They look at each other and think, This has to be too good to be true, but in they go.

The old bartender calls out in a voice that carries across the room, “G’day fellas! Come on in and let me pour you a drink. What’ll it be?”

There’s a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.

In no time at all, the bartender sets down four icy martinis — shaken, not stirred — and says, “That’ll be 10 cents each, please.”

The four men stare at him… then at each other… then back at the drinks.

They shrug, pay the 40 cents, knock back the martinis, and order another round.

Once again, four perfect martinis appear.

“That’s 40 cents, please.”

Now they really can’t believe it. Two martinis each and they haven’t even spent a dollar.

Finally one of them asks,

“Mate, how on earth can you afford to sell drinks this good for ten cents?”

The bartender grins.

“I’m a retired sheep farmer from Canterbury. Always wanted to own a pub. Last year I won Lotto Powerball — took home $125 million. So I opened this place. Every drink costs ten cents. Beer, wine, spirits — all the same.”

“Well, that’s bloody brilliant,” one of the men says.

As they sip their martinis, they notice seven people at the far end of the bar. No drinks. No orders. Just sitting there.

One of the men nods toward them and asks,

“What’s with those fellas down there?”

The bartender leans in and says:

“They’re retirees from Australia.

They’re waiting for Happy Hour, when drinks are half-price.”

On 1/2/2026 at 8:47 AM, ballpoint said:

Yeah but the UK drive was more fun. In that E-Type

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

We have a couple of options in the Emojis: -

🤢

 :nauseated_face

🤮

:face_vomiting

Vomit 🤮is a bit over the top as is the Unamused 😒one currently available. A Simpson's type palm against the forehead or 🥱

1 hour ago, VocalNeal said:

Yeah but the UK drive was more fun. In that E-Type

Not in the same class, but that little Mercury Meteor with a V8 was no slouch.

2 hours ago, Crossy said:

Four old retired blokes are walking down a street in Napier, New Zealand. They turn a corner and see a sign that says:

“Old Timers Pub – ALL drinks 10 cents.”

They look at each other and think, This has to be too good to be true, but in they go.

The old bartender calls out in a voice that carries across the room, “G’day fellas! Come on in and let me pour you a drink. What’ll it be?”

There’s a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.

In no time at all, the bartender sets down four icy martinis — shaken, not stirred — and says, “That’ll be 10 cents each, please.”

The four men stare at him… then at each other… then back at the drinks.

They shrug, pay the 40 cents, knock back the martinis, and order another round.

Once again, four perfect martinis appear.

“That’s 40 cents, please.”

Now they really can’t believe it. Two martinis each and they haven’t even spent a dollar.

Finally one of them asks,

“Mate, how on earth can you afford to sell drinks this good for ten cents?”

The bartender grins.

“I’m a retired sheep farmer from Canterbury. Always wanted to own a pub. Last year I won Lotto Powerball — took home $125 million. So I opened this place. Every drink costs ten cents. Beer, wine, spirits — all the same.”

“Well, that’s bloody brilliant,” one of the men says.

As they sip their martinis, they notice seven people at the far end of the bar. No drinks. No orders. Just sitting there.

One of the men nods toward them and asks,

“What’s with those fellas down there?”

The bartender leans in and says:

“They’re retirees from Australia.

They’re waiting for Happy Hour, when drinks are half-price.”

I thought the bar was going to have a pay toilet...