Dark night, dead of winter up in the Orkney Islands. Angus’ wife is huge pregnant, and is ready to give birth.

“Go fetch the doctor, Angus!” She sees him off, and away he goes through the snow for an hour to fetch the doctor.

Two hours pass, and when Angus and the doctor arrived the fire was nearly out, and the room was getting cold. “Stoke the fire there, Angus!” The doctor says, and Angus runs and does it.

Wife screams out as the room lights up and the doctor says, “Oh aye! The head is crowning!”

Angus rushes to the doctor’s side just as his wife pushes out a beautiful baby boy! He takes the baby and wraps it up to show his wife, but the fire starts to die down again. He hands his wife the baby and stokes the fire hotter now than before, and just as the room lights up his wife screams again.

“Angus! It’s twins, lad! Look another head!”

Angus rushes to the doctor’s side in time to see his wife push out a beautiful baby boy. “Two boys!” He shouts to his wife! “Two strong boys!” He wraps his second son and takes him to his wife. Just about this time the fire dims and the room is deep in shadows.

“Angus, I can’t see, now!” The doctor says and Angus stokes the fire. As soon as the room lights up his wife lets out another scream. “Aye, Angus, it’s not twins! It’s triplets, there’s another head!”

Angus rushes to the doctor’s side just as his wife pushes out a beautiful baby girl. “We have a girl, too, love!” He shouts to his wife! That’s a whole family!”

He wraps the girl and takes her to her mother. Soon the fire dimmed and the room fell into shadows. Angus stoked it without hesitation, but as soon as the room lit up his wife screamed yet again. Angus looked at the doctor who looked shocked.

“Angus! There’s another head! The doctor said.

“Another one, you say!” Angus says. “You think maybe the light’s attracting them?”

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While the jokes do qualify as bad, it's the delivery and the guys' laughter than made it comedy gold to me.

In the shower, perhaps?

1 minute ago, ballpoint said:

In the shower, perhaps?

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