What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stu of course ...

 

(The Plant, Steven King)

 

12 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

The term for bowel or gut in German (and dutch) language is DARM.

Hence in those regions, the e-mail you are referring to is known as

> getting a Fax from Darmstadt

 

 

As of Monday next week, the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them isn't Happy.

When I was a kid you could go to the shops with a penny, and come home with two bags of crisps, two chocolate bars, and a bottle of Coca-Cola.

Now they have cameras everywhere.

24 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

When I was a kid you could go to the shops with a penny, and come home with two bags of crisps, two chocolate bars, and a bottle of Coca-Cola.

Now they have cameras everywhere.

I remember the days when you’d see somebody had left a bag on the bus, look around, not see anybody & think... I’m having that 

5 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

What else did you expect from your emotional baggage?

 

Answers on a postcard from a COVID free country only please!

A friend phone me the other day to say he had a blazing argument with his wife......Need somewhere to stay until can sort a flat out.  "I've only got that old sofa downstairs but your welcome to it."

 

Thanks mate , you a life saver... I'll send her over.