There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

 

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. 

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 

'There's something wrong with my d**k', he replied. 

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ' 

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' 

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?' 

'I can't p155 out of it,' he replied. 

The waiting room erupted in laughter... 

A CHIHUAHUA, A DOBERMAN AND A BULLDOG WALK INTO A BAR.

A great-looking female collie comes up to them and says,

‘Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.’

 

So the Doberman says, ‘I love liver and cheese.’

The collie replies, ‘That’s not good enough.’

The bulldog says, ‘I hate liver and cheese.’

The collie says, ‘That’s not creative enough.’

 

Finally, the chihuahua says,

 

‘Liver alone … cheese mine.’

 

 

Come on,  can I get at least some cheesy emoji's

 

24 minutes ago, fangless said:

A CHIHUAHUA, A DOBERMAN AND A BULLDOG WALK INTO A BAR.

A great-looking female collie comes up to them and says,

‘Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.’

 

So the Doberman says, ‘I love liver and cheese.’

The collie replies, ‘That’s not good enough.’

The bulldog says, ‘I hate liver and cheese.’

The collie says, ‘That’s not creative enough.’

 

Finally, the chihuahua says,

 

‘Liver alone … cheese mine.’

 

 

Come on,  can I get at least some cheesy emoji's

 

 

@bluesofa

 

 

15 minutes ago, faraday said:

Let me add some Male Chauvinist Pig comments on that handy tip.

> Not only does it save your lady the chore of washing the cutlery, it will also provide her some useful skills practice... ????

1 hour ago, faraday said:

If you did that how long would the kiss scene in "Lady and the Tramp" be?

Some useful advice for everyone to enjoy !!