My dad always used to say "The first rule of theater is to always leave them wanting more".

 

Great bloke... Terrible anesthetist...

 

OMG I Just read that China is like 12 hours ahead of America.

Why didn’t they warn them about 9/11..??

There was like a Billion people died that day.

 

 

Who wants to try this?

 

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A three time divorced woman is giving love another try.

 

Her first love abused her with his fists and was useless in bed.

The second one kicked her and ran away. He never went hard anyway.

The third one joined the cloth after completely failing in bed.
 

But she still feels lonely, and doesn't want to stop believing in love. So she posted an ad' in a newspaper with her story, stating that she was still available for the right man.

A few days later, she heard the doorbell ring.
She opened the door, and a man with no arms and no legs was on the step.

 

He says, "Hi, I saw your ad. I was hoping I could be your new boyfriend."

 

The woman was a little confused.

 

"What makes you think you're gonna be better than my last three?" She inquired.

"Well, I have no arms, so I won't abuse you. I have no legs, so I won't kick or run away from you."

 

"But how are you in bed?" She asked.

 

 "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

Back in the 50's, a man walked into a Hollywood agent's office. He told the agent that he wanted to be a big star and that he wanted the agent to represent him. The agent asked the man's name, to which he proudly replied, "Penis Van Lesbian." Taken aback, the agent said, "If you want to be a big star, you will have to change your name." The man, somewhat offended, told the agent, "The Van Lesbian name goes back centuries and I am very proud of my name! I will never change my name! Ever!" "Then I won't be able to represent you." Said the agent. "Then good day to you, sir!" The man yelled as he stormed out of the office.

Five years later, the agent received a letter along with a check for $50,000, written out to him. He wondered if it was sent to him by mistake until he read the letter.

The letter said,

Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood and you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your advice..

Sincerely,

Dick Van Dyke

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

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I think it is a black comedy !!

 

Seriously though, it can’t be that bad .

Taken from reviews:

” Must Watch · Tearjerker · Inspiring · Touching · Underrated· Intelligent · Sophisticated · Heart-Warming · Realistic · Inspirational Characters “

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

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Extraterrestrial beings travel the galaxy to free men oppressed by females to make way for an entirely-homosexual society.

Initial release: 1992
Director: Master Fatman
Producer: Dino Raymond Hansen
Cinematography: Henrik Kristensen
Screenplay: Master Fatman, Per Kristensen