9 minutes ago, fangless said:

Sorry to be a bit behind it but can you please tell me where do I find these people that did not get a stiffy so I can put a hand up them?

Hope Springs Eternal ...

1 minute ago, ravip said:

Hope Springs Eternal ...

I hope it is just hope that hopes to spring eternally hopefully!

8 hours ago, fangless said:

10 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I agree. Don't you forget about me.

Who?

Simple Minds, 1985

4 minutes ago, kickstart said:

Simple Minds, 1985

Who are you accusing of being of simple minds-me?

PS;  I'm not that simple to remember I was born well before 1985!

 A cheating husband decided to write a letter to his wife.

"My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54 year-old, can no longer satisfy. I'm very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. However, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight."

 

When the man came home late that night, he found a reply to his letter on the dining room table:

 

 

"My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.

I would like to inform you that, while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also an assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and, like your secretary, he is 18.

You, being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math, will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference --

 

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18!

 

Your about to be ex wife!!

 I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal
Imagine the Headline  ELONGATE  it could get really electrifying and drawn out. 

 

 

 

 

Just now, fasteddie said:

Cheers I'll drink to that

2 hours ago, fangless said:

Is the above based on your own inward observations, which would explain a lot, or just a generalisation?

I sort of "borrowed" a bit of it from a friend and a fair bit of it is mine.

2 hours ago, fangless said:

Catch 22. 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catch-22_(logic)

 

 

32 minutes ago, billd766 said:

I sort of "borrowed" a bit of it from a friend and a fair bit of it is mine.

Fair is fair but what colour are your other bits?

PS; Not that I am getting personal!!!!

1 hour ago, fangless said:

Instead of double time are they on a cubed rate or are their wages frozen?

Icy what you did there.

7 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

Icy what you did there.

ICU gonna get a cold shoulder and frozen out from now on if I get any more frosty comments from you!  ????

28 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

I didn't know the Canadians were on anybody's side or that they had such good eyesight to see that far!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6 minutes ago, fangless said:

ICU gonna get a cold shoulder and frozen out from now on if I get any more frosty comments from you!  ????

I have absolute zero idea what you're on about, but that's 0k.

2 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

I have absolute zero idea what you're on about, but that's 0k.

It's OK you'll soon warm to the subject, hopefully before hell freezes over!