Three people injured, two chickens die in Chalong crash

By Kritsada Mueanhawong

 

 

A motorbike sidecar (saleng) has collided with a motorbike in Chalong where two people sustained serious injuries and two chickens died yesterday in Chalong.

 

The Chalong Police were notified of the incident on Chao Fa West Road at at the entrance of Soi Baan Klang in Chalong at 7pm last night.

 

Police and emergency responders arrived to find a damaged motorbike and a damaged motorbike sidecar sprawled across the road.

 

Full story: https://thethaiger.com/news/phuket/three-people-injured-two-chickens-die-in-chalong-crash

 

 

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Will there be a post mortem into the death of the chickens?

 

Getting even more interesting that TV consider that the reporting of the death of 2 chickens will increase the level of exposure to the ads of the sponsors. Amassing indeed.

1 hour ago, bluesofa said:

Will there be a post mortem into the death of the chickens?

 

No they have been cremated on a cart at the side of the road. 

They didn't even get to know why they wanted to cross the road. 

Shame about the chickens

8 minutes ago, lensta said:

Shame about the chickens

Stupid pluckers. Bet they didn't look before crossing the road.

 

R.I.P Chicken ...........

2 hours ago, geoffbezoz said:

Getting even more interesting that TV consider that the reporting of the death of 2 chickens will increase the level of exposure to the ads of the sponsors. Amassing indeed.

Ran over a snake on the road today. Dead as a dodo. Should have filmed and posted it, maybe got headline news. Also as gripping, squashed a gecko in my sliding door.

Terrible accident. Sad loss for the families of the two chickens.

Why did those chickens cross the road to get to the BBQ promo in KFC????

3 hours ago, webfact said:

A motorbike sidecar (saleng) has collided with a motorbike in Chalong where two people sustained serious injuries and two chickens died yesterday in Chalong.

" cluck that I'll ride myself " .. 

 

32 minutes ago, sammieuk1 said:

Why did those chickens cross the road to get to the BBQ promo in KFC????

To be fair  those recently departed furry friends were not crossing the road. It could well have been the the driver of the motor cycle and sidecar decided to adopt normal Thai behavior and undertake a vehicle by using the hard shoulder.  Unfortunately, as is the norm for Thai motor cyclists, there was another idiotic Thai riding on that same hard shoulder against the traffic flow. Now whilst illegal, even by Thai laws, it was stupid, but there again perfectly normal.. But as we know Thais need to impress their stupidity at driving at every available opportunity. The result was an impact of the motorcycle and the motor cycle and sidecar. The chickens apparently were just passengers in the sidecar and hence perished.  So to reinforce the safety, and in some way help safety due to the stupidity of Thai motorcyclists, I propose that all chickens riding in sidecars must from now on wear seat belts.

Roost In Peace.

15 minutes ago, Blue Muton said:

Roost In Peace.

Well at least fowl play was not suspected.

9 minutes ago, geoffbezoz said:

Well at least fowl play was not suspected.

*Groan*

Highest time for a new kind of statistics

In other news, 13 million chickens died today to feed China..

So, will chickens be included in the road accident figures from now on ?

1 minute ago, jaiyen said:

So, will chickens be included in the road accident figures from now on ?

Wait until someone hits an elephant in the road.

 

One afternoon many years ago I was riding my motorbike down soi Siam Country Club in Pattaya. As I went around a corner, there was an elephant being led across the road, right on the bend. I narrowly missing hitting it.

I could just imagine the insurance claim form asking: Explain how the accident occurred.

 

8 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Will there be a post mortem into the death of the chickens?

 

They were sent to KFC for burial

They were sent to KFC for burial

Surely you mean cremation ?

8 minutes ago, monkeycu said:

9 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Will there be a post mortem into the death of the chickens?

They were sent to KFC for burial

Sending them there, I'd suggest they were more likely cremated.

2 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Surely you mean cremation ?

Ah, you beat my post by one minute!

Were the chickens wearing helmets? 

 

5% less accidents targeted on Songkran, I'm optimistic for Thai chicken.

21 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Will there be a post mortem into the death of the chickens?

 

Will they be counted as fatalities in the Songkran statistics?

Playing chicken on Thai roads will always end in tears !

5 minutes ago, Prairieboy said:

21 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Will there be a post mortem into the death of the chickens?

Will they be counted as fatalities in the Songkran statistics? 

Nah, I bet the police rule it as suicide.

13 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Sending them there, I'd suggest they were more likely cremated.

I should have said disposal, as in being served to the next customer