Help me Plan my Exit strategy as I am scared, febrile and going bald.

[Nyezhov]

I need to be back in the World by on or about March 20th or so, and I can come in via either NYC or LA/SF, makes no real difference.

 

So I'm figuring why not take a few weeks and wend my way back. I will leave bkk on maybe Feb 20ish.  I'm researching places, all have their pros and cons. So for you guys who live or have been to these places, could you chime in? These are my possible routes:

 

1. Bkk to KL or Jakarta, then Bali or Langkawi, then Amsterdam/Belgium. Advantages: Beaches, weed, history. Disadvantage: cold up there in tulip territory.

2. Bkk to Maldives, then BKK to Taipei. 

3. Bkk to Beijing for 4  or 5 days, then Beijing to Lax then Columbia or Costa Rica. 

4. BKK to Berlin, Warsaw and the baltics. Cold.

5. Bkk to Frankfurt and train around the immediate area cities, Metz Strasbourg cologne Stuttgart. Cold.

6. Bkk to Vienna then Prague. Cold.

7. BKK to Oz, then Oz to NZ, then BKK back to the world. It's cheap to go to Oz now I hear. And their money is pretty much worthless to the dollar?

8. BKK to London. Haven't been to blighty in 40 years. Maybe I can catch a footie match somewhere. But London is a dangerous place, yes?

 

I've eliminated Russia (visas and been there), Africa (not in the mood), Brazil (too dangerous), Israel (too dangerous), Turkey (too dangerous), Mexico (too dangerous), India (too disgusting) and Scandanvia Too cold, but.....

 

Oh listen, when I say dangerous, don't get insulted, I won't go to NYC, Chicago, Detroit or LA/SF either.

 

Anybody want to help a bro out. Every place has its advantages and disadvantage for me, so photo opportunities or the ability to find cheap chicks are the deciding factor.

[bkk6060]

??

You show a list of places then express the negative cold or too dangerous...

The only place on your list from my experience you will find close to "cheap chicks" is Indonesia.

London, LA, SF dangerous?

Ok, whatever you believe on the internet.

PS:. I would go to Columbia and not waste time in Beijing.

Good luck.

[Puchaiyank]

Your body may return to the US...but your mind is still in the gutter...????

[CharlieH]

I would do something like Penang, Langkawi, Bali, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji ? then on in to South America. 

 

Lucky guy to have such options and opportunities.????

[Olmate]

28 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

I would do something like Penang, Langkawi, Bali, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji ? then on in to South America. 

 

Lucky guy to have such options and opportunities.????

Figi sounds interesting

[Nyezhov]

6 minutes ago, Olmate said:

Figi sounds interesting

Is that where Figs come from?

[Olmate]

7 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Is that where Figs come from?

No but if you do go try the kava!

[sipi]

I flew BKK Kathmandu years ago then went slowly overland through India Pakistan Iran Turkey Syria Jordan Egypt Kenya Sudan Chad (etc)  to Morocco then up into Europe if that helps. 

Probably the only part I would do again is the BKK to Nepal. 

[Nyezhov]

10 minutes ago, sipi said:

 

Probably the only part I would do again is the BKK to Nepal. 

Definately LOL

[Lamkyong]

i  recommend a labotomy   ????

Edited December 4, 2019 by Lamkyong

[Nyezhov]

15 minutes ago, Lamkyong said:

i  recommend a labotomy   ????

That's spelled wrong and makes no sense

[Guest]

Bkk to Maldives, then BKK to Taipei

 

The Maldives!  and there is some doubt in your mind?

Go for it !

[ThomasThBKK]

7 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Turkey (too dangerous)

It isn't, Istanbul is one of my homes and favorite places to hang out in. it's a tourist city, all kind of nationalities there, nothing dangerous there except going to a Besiktas football match in the hooligan block...

[Nyezhov]

25 minutes ago, bangkokequity said:

Bkk to Maldives, then BKK to Taipei

 

The Maldives!  and there is some doubt in your mind?

Go for it !

Yeah dude thats a the top of the list. You been there? Reccomendations?

[Nyezhov]

18 minutes ago, ThomasThBKK said:

It isn't, Istanbul is one of my homes and favorite places to hang out in. it's a tourist city, all kind of nationalities there, nothing dangerous there except going to a Besiktas football match in the hooligan block...

I have always wanted to see Istanbul (along with Egypt, Israel, etc) but until all of those dorks stop fighting and killing, Im not wasting my money. I realize that Turkey is far less of a war zone, but its sort of hey dude there are so many other places to go.......

 

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Yeah dude thats a the top of the list. You been there? Reccomendations?

Sadly "no" it is on my bucket list!

[soalbundy]

When I read exit strategy I was going to recommend using a zebra crossing in BKK

[poohy]

33 minutes ago, ThomasThBKK said:

It isn't, Istanbul is one of my homes and favorite places to hang out in. it's a tourist city, all kind of nationalities there, nothing dangerous there except going to a Besiktas football match in the hooligan block...

The Wolves lads put up a good show i am told 

 

And yes i Agree i love Istanbul

[Nyezhov]

13 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

When I read exit strategy I was going to recommend using a zebra crossing in BKK

too messy

[Caledonia Boy]

27 minutes ago, bangkokequity said:

Sadly "no" it is on my bucket list!

Went last August for 14 days. Stayed at the Reethi Beach Resort. It's due to be taken over next April so you can still get some good deals. recommend a Water Villa and going half board.

[DaRoadrunner]

You want an exit strategy as you are going bald? (Jeez that is serious man). You could go via Switzerland and end it all at Dignitas. Though I see chicks are on your menu, so why leave Thailand?

[shadowofacloud]

If you are willing to overcome the aversion to lower temperatures, why not Switzerland? Fairly compact, great for rail travel, probably the best mountains on this planet, beautiful cities. If you ski (even just a bit), then a couple weeks in Zermat or Saas-Fee can be the highlight of the year. Decent direct flights from BKK.

 

On the downside - fairly expensive (but manageable if you plan a little bit), terrible food (minus the chocolcate - but one can easily subsist on chocolate for a few weeks) and very much Ordnung muß sein. Oh, and I didn't notice any women there.

[Nyezhov]

11 minutes ago, DaRoadrunner said:

You want an exit strategy as you are going bald? (Jeez that is serious man). You could go via Switzerland and end it all at Dignitas. Though I see chicks are on your menu, so why leave Thailand?

Maybe I want a different species before I go back to the USA and am forced to service my xgf.

 

10 minutes ago, shadowofacloud said:

If you are willing to overcome the aversion to lower temperatures, why not Switzerland?

Been there and had a great time. Need uncharted territory.

[shadowofacloud]

Just now, Nyezhov said:

Been there and had a great time. Need uncharted territory.

Then the Maldives and Taipei sound like the best pick from your list.

 

Definitely avoid Warsaw at this time of the year - depressing, cold and gloomy.

[androokery]

5 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

That's spelled wrong and makes no sense

Labotomy - could it be when you need to surgically remove a ลาบ? Or is that labectomy?

[allanos]

Not all of Africa is dangerous.  There are some wonderful, and wonderfully safe, countries to visit, where the people are friendly and hospitable.  Think Ethiopia, Kenya, Uganda, Rwanda, Botswana, Zimbabwe.

If you have never done a safari, or gone game-viewing, you are missing out on one of life's best experiences.

South Africa, though highly dangerous for residents, is totally safe for tourists if one doesn't do silly things, like go for late-night walks, or drive around with car windows open.

Avoid Nigeria,  DRC and Congo (like the plague)

 

Your desire for cheap women will remain unfulfilled (as it will in the US also).

Edited December 4, 2019 by allanos
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[Nyezhov]

Just now, allanos said:

If you have never done a safari, or gone game-viewing, your are missing out on one of life's best experiences.

Ive seen enough critters through a riflescope to last me a few more years. Africa would be a wonderful trip, but not for just two or three weeks.

[Stocky]

4 minutes ago, allanos said:

Congo (like the plague)

It has the plague.

 

Zambia's nice was there earlier in the year.

[cyril sneer]

9 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

8. BKK to London. Haven't been to blighty in 40 years. Maybe I can catch a footie match somewhere. But London is a dangerous place, yes?

avoid the black and muslim majority no-go zones and you should be fine

[allanos]

4 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Ive seen enough critters through a riflescope to last me a few more years. Africa would be a wonderful trip, but not for just two or three weeks.

Ugly Americans who come to Africa to bag big game prizes don't find much favour with the locals. American tourists are very welcome.