It finally happened

[rwill]

I find the overly white skin unattractive. Pretty much anything fake does not appeal to me. 

[DaRoadrunner]

Something tells me we may have a long wait for photographic proof.

[White Christmas13]

19 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

They're illegal in Thailand.

No only what they sell

[thaibeachlovers]

11 hours ago, Isaan sailor said:

Whatever floats yer boat.  And good luck.

Personally, I prefer the darker skinned, shapely Isaan girls...

I don't like chicken legs, so I don't go for Issan girls.

Chiang Mai girls have the best legs in LOS.

[thaibeachlovers]

9 hours ago, Fairynuff said:

Too many people with too much time on their hands

Most on here are retired, What did you expect?

[thaibeachlovers]

3 hours ago, White Christmas13 said:

No only what they sell

Whatever, there are no sex shops in LOS.

[thaibeachlovers]

6 hours ago, Tropicalevo said:

Go for it sunshine. Ignore all of the failed gigolos that make sarcastic comments.

6 hours ago, Speedhump said:

Just the usual TV troll dross. Why even comment. 

Feel free not to come on here and be offended.

[RJRS1301]

On 12/23/2019 at 2:39 PM, Pravda said:

I wish I was joking.

 

I had some bad luck dating lately and very few women can replace my ex wife. 

 

I just want some good vibes ????

If you are looking for a "replacement" you are bound for disappointment. We replace broken crystal and furniture, not people.

Each person is an individual and unique, look for qualities, not comparisons

[RJRS1301]

7 hours ago, Mangkhut said:

My wife has tried to convince me that a small penis will not be a problem in our relationship. But I still wish she didnt have one...

You need to feel a bigger one for satisfaction :)??

[Skallywag]

On 12/22/2019 at 10:28 PM, Pravda said:

Porcelain like white skin

Maybe she is an albino!  No worries, glad your superficial needs have been met. Life is good

[sandyf]

12 hours ago, Lucky dog said:

My girlfriend is 50% Chinese and 50% Thai and she is dynamite in all aspects. 

It is a good mix, the Chinese influence can put a different perspective on life.

My wife's grandfather was Chinese and the family follow both Thai and Chinese traditions.

[neeray]

On ‎12‎/‎23‎/‎2019 at 4:10 AM, thaibeachlovers said:

Only a dog gives unconditional love.

My dog loves me unconditionally.

 

She loves that I feed her!

She loves that I exercise her!

She loves a bowl of fresh water twice a day!

[soalbundy]

On 12/23/2019 at 10:51 AM, holy cow cm said:

Hopefully it is not a fetish. Good luck. 

What's wrong with a fetish? whatever gets it up is OK

[soalbundy]

28 minutes ago, sandyf said:

It is a good mix, the Chinese influence can put a different perspective on life.

My wife's grandfather was Chinese and the family follow both Thai and Chinese traditions.

What, money grabbing ?

[soalbundy]

4 hours ago, RJRS1301 said:

If you are looking for a "replacement" you are bound for disappointment. We replace broken crystal and furniture, not people.

Each person is an individual and unique, look for qualities, not comparisons

All pussy is the same at night.

[sanemax]

13 hours ago, Lucky dog said:

My girlfriend is 50% Chinese and 50% Thai and she is dynamite in all aspects. 

Like sex ?

You girlfriend is sexually dynamite 

Can you post a photo of her ?

[neeray]

These love, sex and dating threads are always a good light-hearted way to kill half an hour and get a few free smiles and chuckles on the way by.

 

I'd go for it OP if I were you. When China takes over, you'll have all the bases covered, and a great "keeper-with-a-difference" too.

[sandyf]

2 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

What, money grabbing ?

You couldn't be more wrong.

In the time I have lived with them, over 12 years now, they have spent a lot more on me than I have on them.

Quite a sad outlook to have.

[neeray]

4 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

All pussy is the same at night.

Totally, unequivocally disagree (speaking from experience of course).

But if as you say was true , Thailand would be out of business.

[gamesgplayemail]

On 12/23/2019 at 10:28 AM, Pravda said:

intelligent

 

This is the most funny part.

This kind of girls I dated dozens, and they all are as idiot as the uneducated dark ones.

 

 

 

[zhounan]

Sino-Thai are usually good savers and well-educated. They don't live day-to-day like Thais. 
Good luck, man. 

 

[Speedhump]

7 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Feel free not to come on here and be offended.

It would take more than Level 1 troll/moron hybrid to offend me. I just find it all horribly childish. Anyway, you might find it strange to learn that some people read this forum for information not school-level humour. Weird, huh? 

[BritManToo]

10 minutes ago, Speedhump said:

Anyway, you might find it strange to learn that some people read this forum for information not school-level humour. Weird, huh? 

I enjoy reading both.

[BritManToo]

12 hours ago, rwill said:

I find the overly white skin unattractive. Pretty much anything fake does not appeal to me. 

I usually turn the lights out at night, so skin colour doesn't really matter, but small, slim and smooth does matter. 

[BritManToo]

8 hours ago, RJRS1301 said:

Each person is an individual and unique, look for qualities, not comparisons

I've found women to mostly be exactly the same, only the packaging is different.

They're all looking for a free house, and will bang a guy (as little as possible) to get it.

[malibukid]

On 12/23/2019 at 4:10 PM, thaibeachlovers said:

Cats are too stuck up to be a friend to humans. Only a dog gives unconditional love.

i have a cat he must be one in a million.  loves to snuggle.  and yes i feed him 6 times a day.

[bbbbooboo]

Hmmm.... is this the joke where the beer mug has a hole in it and the girl doesnt?

[Pravda]

8 hours ago, zhounan said:

Sino-Thai are usually good savers and well-educated. They don't live day-to-day like Thais. 
Good luck, man. 

 

 

MBA, 5 languages, not a slut, lives with parents, of course, senior job at Japanese company with offices worldwide, however, not from a rich family. Oh yes.... 2 previous western idiot boyfriends probably Thai visa members, 

[PatOngo]

6 hours ago, Pravda said:

Oh yes.... 2 previous western idiot boyfriends probably Thai visa members, 

….and she's done it again, you'd think she's learn!

[thaibeachlovers]

16 hours ago, Speedhump said:

It would take more than Level 1 troll/moron hybrid to offend me. I just find it all horribly childish. Anyway, you might find it strange to learn that some people read this forum for information not school-level humour. Weird, huh? 

You came on the Pub for information? Now that is funny.

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