Should everyone entering Thailand be rectally swabbed?

[scubascuba3]

Apparently they would use ladyboy nurses to do the swabs as they have most experience of this type of thing. Still want one?

[Moonlover]

36 minutes ago, DannyCarlton said:

Maybe they could be encouraged if a prostate massage was offered as part of the sevice? I'm in.

And the other 50% of the population? 

[Moonlover]

1 hour ago, Assurancetourix said:

1 hour ago, Moonlover said:

And what happens to those, probably the majority, who, very rightly, refuse?

 

1 hour ago, Assurancetourix said:

Shootings at dawn; in a military dictatorship we don't laugh 

That ought to boost tourist arrival numbers. ????

 

[DannyCarlton]

3 minutes ago, Moonlover said:

And the other 50% of the population? 

Not a problem. Never had a Thai woman refuse a DRE from me. Happy to be of service.

[DannyCarlton]

8 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Apparently they would use ladyboy nurses to do the swabs as they have most experience of this type of thing. Still want one?

And why not?

[Rookiescot]

Sounds like a go.

Where do I sign up?

[JustAnotherHun]

1 hour ago, Moonlover said:

And what happens to those, probably the majority, who, very rightly, refuse?

Anutin has the answer.

[canuckamuck]

Stay here long enough and it will happen on its own.

[scubascuba3]

4 minutes ago, DannyCarlton said:

And why not?

I'm straight for a start. Usually i request a hot woman for prostate \ testicle checks

[Rookiescot]

20 minutes ago, Moonlover said:

And the other 50% of the population? 

Yeah like we care ????

[Rookiescot]

8 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

I'm straight for a start. Usually i request a hot woman for prostate \ testicle checks

We can do that?

Well thats the last time that old quack at Bangkok hospital is sticking his digit in me. Swine doesn't even take off his wedding ring first.

[NCC1701A]

thanks now i have to buy a new keyboard after spitting my coffee out. 

[Tippaporn]

I'd be willing to subject myself to being rectally swabbed.  But only if it's done with a tongue.  <sarc>

[NCC1701A]

i have been conducting clinical trials for they past five years on over 500 females at my house using my prototype called the GT-200 Anal Intruder multi purpose virus detector.

 

I can share the data with the Thai government.  

Edited February 22, 2020 by NCC1701A

[Tayaout]

Yes

[Winky Wilson]

This subject brought to mind anal bleaching. Does anyone know where this service is done in Bangkok?

[Grumpy John]

Every week I give one thread a Gold Star......this is this week's!   Has to be a wind up......yes? 

[frequentatore]

5 minutes ago, Winky Wilson said:

This subject brought to mind anal bleaching. Does anyone know where this service is done in Bangkok?

230 Baht

DIY Clorox at Villa Market

[soalbundy]

2 hours ago, faraday said:

Would there be any foreplay?

yeah if you take them to dinner first

[Berkshire]

45 minutes ago, Rookiescot said:

We can do that?

Well thats the last time that old quack at Bangkok hospital is sticking his digit in me. Swine doesn't even take off his wedding ring first.

Did he at least take off his watch?

[karibu]

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[karibu]

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[Bluespunk]

3 hours ago, bkk6060 said:

So, to make sure Thailand remains safe, should all entrants be anally swabbed?

No. 

[Nyezhov]

2 hours ago, Airalee said:

 

I sort of figured you would have one of those. 

[poohy]

[Jane Dough]

Blimey, I've heard that immigration procedures can be a pain in the a*se end but this post takes the biscuit.

 

Rooster

[bluesofa]

2 minutes ago, Jane Dough said:

Blimey, I've heard that immigration procedures can be a pain in the a*se end but this post takes the biscuit.

 

Rooster

Probably those chocolate bourbons.

[Sonyboy]

What about females ? don't think many would fancy that,well,maybe some,then you would have religion creep in,Nah,a no goer,unless it's a nice,young,pretty,smiling nurse with a very small swab,or one of those uniformed people that have a automatic aimed at me.

[canuckamuck]

Can you imagine being an immigration officer and being told your going to spend the day swabbing butt holes? 

[Seth1a2a]

3 hours ago, Moonlover said:

And what happens to those, probably the majority, who, very rightly, refuse?

Maybe you meant to say,              "the majority, who, very "tightly" refuse......."