When this is all over whats the first thing you will do?

[Enzian]

Get a 90 minute soapy. Fly to CA to see the grandchild I've never seen in person, if CA is still there.

Then reschedule that flight to Rome I had to cancel, if Italy is still there. If Italy isn't, make something up.

[Saltire]

Just now, UbonThani said:

They sell it via takeaway now

Nearest takeaway for all, 6 hours round trip drive. I'll wait.

 

[Bruce Aussie Chiang Mai]

We got it so good here with our lovely Thai wives, haircuts, pedicures and manicures without even asking.

9 years she knows way round the hair clippers.

She worked in office and department management for many years at home pro and similar.

Sometimes wish she had been a massage girl then I get massages.

But still glad I got a lovely lady with few ks on clock only.

❤????????????

[2long]

Japanese (a la carte) buffet just a mile up the road.

[bert bloggs]

The wife started cutting my hair years ago in the UK when the barber charged me 8 quid for one ,it took about 3 minutes ,so she always does it ,,the wife misses her marathons and runs with the club ,also her visits to the temple with her friend on monk days ,as for me be glad to not sit around so much and go out with the wife in the car to town and eat out now and again , she is a good cook ,but tends to make to much and we end up eating the same meal warmed up a couple of times,lol oh and its her birthday today ,our son and his girlfriend would have taken us out for dinner ,,miss that.

[RubbaJohnny]

1 hour ago, KC 71 said:

I wouldn't let a midget cut my hair

might end up with a ‘shaven haven’ ????

A bit of trim you can lick it but you cant beat it

[ChipButty]

1 minute ago, Bruce Aussie Chiang Mai said:

We got it so good here with our lovely Thai wives, haircuts, pedicures and manicures without even asking.

9 years she knows way round the hair clippers.

She worked in office and department management for many years at home pro and similar.

Sometimes wish she had been a massage girl then I get massages.

But still glad I got a lovely lady with few ks on clock only.

❤????????????

Maybe she's got a sister who could give you one?

[ChipButty]

4 minutes ago, bert bloggs said:

she is a good cook ,but tends to make to much and we end up eating the same meal warmed up a couple of times,lol oh and 

Thats happening in our house and there is only 2 of us, big pans of food

We have 2 freezers and they are full 

Edited April 7, 2020 by ChipButty

[luckyluke]

8 minutes ago, 2long said:

Japanese (a la carte) buffet just a mile up the road.

I am confused.

How does a buffet a la carte works.

This is a genuine question.

 

[UbonThani]

16 minutes ago, Saltire said:

Nearest takeaway for all, 6 hours round trip drive. I'll wait.

 

Nice drive

[PatOngo]

I think I'll take a nice. long, deep breath!

[BobbyL]

A Friday night session in the pub, Saturday out for dinner somewhere and then Sunday a round of golf. 

[Pravda]

It's sad when I read a thread like this and the first thing I think of is NCC

[Lacessit]

2 minutes ago, Pravda said:

It's sad when I read a thread like this and the first thing I think of is NCC

You need help.

[Lacessit]

One hour massage for 150 baht, golf and a swim. Don't care what order they come in.

[ChipButty]

4 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

One hour massage for 150 baht, golf and a swim. Don't care what order they come in.

Save the massage till last just in case you dont have any energy left

[Pravda]

10 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

One hour massage for 150 baht, golf and a swim. Don't care what order they come in.

 

You need funds

[villagefarang]

1 hour ago, UbonThani said:

1 hour ago, villagefarang said:

The gym is very high on my list.

Not the most exciting choice

I am quite comfortable here at home with my lovely wife and our entertaining pets so I don't miss a lot.  We have love, companionship, lots of space, good internet and everything we need to eat.  I can workout at home but it just isn't the same as going to the gym.  At 65 I feel so much better if I can hit the weights regularly.

 

My main complaint these days is the pollution levels are so high we can't enjoy a good run or hike in our local hills.

[bkk6060]

2 or 3 of the sexiest girls I can find.

[Moonlover]

58 minutes ago, 2long said:

Japanese (a la carte) buffet just a mile up the road.

An a la carte buffet? That's a bit of a contradiction in terms.

[pgrahmm]

[gunderhill]

Wait  for the lack of  lessons  learnt and the next China virus from eating things they shouldn't be.

The  next one maybe will teach humans  a lesson when it wipes  out 70-80%.

[baansgr]

Renew my visa

[ChipButty]

7 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

2 or 3 of the sexiest girls I can find.

They might kill you

[Moonlover]

Little has changed in my village life. Madam Moon is a great chef, pedicurist, masseuse and barber. (providing one is happy with a buzz cut)

 

Country walks as normal and plenty of rural lanes to enjoy my motorcycle on.

 

 So really I want for nothing. I reckon my first 'post lock-down' act will be to take Madam Moon out for a good thank you dinner somewhere.

[NightSky]

1 hour ago, Vandersmissen said:

 

A good meal and meeting friends at a bar. 

 

You have Friends?

 

..you're obviously new then?

[Almer]

1 hour ago, ChipButty said:

Anyone else wasted money on a 2020 diary?

555

[ChipButty]

8 minutes ago, Moonlover said:

An a la carte buffet? That's a bit of a contradiction in terms.

Buffet and a la carte are two styles of serving food to guests in a restaurant or hotel. In buffet style, food is placed in a public place, and the diners can serve themselves as they like. In contrast, a la carte is a plated, sit-down meal, which is served by waiters

[Lacessit]

16 minutes ago, Pravda said:

 

You need funds

I have enough ready cash for the next 15 - 18 months living expenses. Can you say the same?

[Lacessit]

2 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

They might kill you

I don't think he is worried about that.