lying.....

[mr mr]

worst lie you have ever  told and worst lie you have been on the receiving end of.

Edited February 3, 2021 by mr mr

[Kwasaki]

My first 3 wives said they loved me. ????

[soi3eddie]

7 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

My first 3 wives said they loved me. ????

 

...and the 4th wife?

 

[AlfHuy]

they never lie.

It's a "culture" thing.

[AlfHuy]

19 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

My first 3 wives said they loved me. ????

Were they all blind?????

[rumak]

6 minutes ago, soi3eddie said:

13 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

My first 3 wives said they loved me. ????

 

...and the 4th wife?

 

he shot .    ( she told him the truth ! )

[NanLaew]

1 hour ago, mr mr said:

worst lie you have ever  told

 

I didn't know she was your sister.

 

1 hour ago, mr mr said:

worst lie you have been on the receiving end of

 

He wasn't her brother.

[CharlieH]

Told: i wont **** in your mouth...

 

Been told (ex wife): i got the "morning after" pill for a friend.

[Kwasaki]

1 hour ago, soi3eddie said:

 

...and the 4th wife?

 

A Thai wife.

[Kwasaki]

1 hour ago, rumak said:

 

he shot .    ( she told him the truth ! )

Not shot, have kept best wife ever.

[rumak]

Just now, Kwasaki said:

Not shot, have kept best wife ever.

good to hear !   it took me more than 4 live ins  to find a keeper .   i think its like the lottery:

if one keeps trying and trying they might just get lucky  ????

 

i just can't understand why so many people hold onto losing tickets ..........

[Catkiwi]

I said I was a good golfer. She said that she agreed. ????

[mr mr]

43 minutes ago, Catkiwi said:

I said I was a good golfer. She said that she agreed. ????

 

did you guys play a foursome ?

[Catkiwi]

2 minutes ago, mr mr said:

 

did you guys play a foursome ?

Girls and guys, thank you Sir!!

[quake]

Quote

worst lie you have ever  told 

Next door neighbor, back in uk.

No,  I did not have sex with your daughter.

 

Quote

 worst lie you have been on the receiving end of

Ex wife in uk.

it's Free

 

 

Edited February 3, 2021 by quake

[RichardColeman]

6 hours ago, mr mr said:

worst lie you have ever  told and worst lie you have been on the receiving end of.

Worst lie told - Told my dad I wished he was dead so I could have the house to myself.

Worst lie receiving end - Dad told me he was not sick and died the next day.

 

Sure miss the old man now.

 

 

[AlfHuy]

9 hours ago, mr mr said:

 

did you guys play a foursome ?

What did she like more?

The club or the balls?

 

Asking for a friend who plays golf as well.

[teacherclaire]

12 hours ago, soi3eddie said:

 

...and the 4th wife?

 

 ........went skydiving.

[ChakaKhan]

Told "I Love Trump"

 

Received "I Made America Great Again"

[chicowoodduck]

Come to Thailand....the food is fantastic! ????????

[Andyfez]

On 03/02/2021 at 11:38 PM, Catkiwi said:

Girls and guys, thank you Sir!!

It was a hole in one!

[QPRFC]

I never lie !!

[mr_lob]

Her: "I like you, i want go with you"

Still her, next morning: "give me money"

[AlfHuy]

3 minutes ago, QPRFC said:

I never lie !!

That's what they say.

That is already the biggest lie.

Must be a face thing.

[AlfHuy]

3 minutes ago, mr_lob said:

Her: "I like you, i want go with you"

Still her, next morning: "give me money"

I will like you even more 555

[NoshowJones]

I told that many lies to the taxman back in the UK I cannot remember, they were all biggies. ????

[ronaldo0]

That Santa wasn’t real !! 

[Ventenio]

On 2/4/2021 at 3:09 AM, quake said:

Next door neighbor, back in uk.

No,  I did not have sex with your daughter.

 no comment.

 

i told a lady once i was not an undercover agent for the alien rebellion.  

 

once someone told me they were not going to try to feed me to the crocodiles after tying me up in a tree for two weeks.  

[HAPPYNUFF]

When I told her  I would still love her in the morning.

When  she told  me she  would love me too.(  I  had paid her in advance)

[Mavrix]

"I don't f+#% ar5e, but for you l will"......l only barfined her because a friend of mine told me she was well known for it.

Edited February 5, 2021 by Mavrix