Thai man's Valentine's Day "sex toy" fun ends in agony in ER - be warned!

[Janner1]

1 hour ago, bluesofa said:

You must be thinking of Hampton Caught. They used have jousting and fighting there.

Surely you mean Hampton COURT

[PatOngo]

4 hours ago, colinneil said:

Well after that he wont be w++++ng for a while.

Silly p+++k.????

Fancy trying to strangle his little anteater!

[HappyinNE]

I have had a ring cut off of my swollen finger twice.  Unfortunately got a Basketball type hit and finger just swollen up.  Once had it cut off in the Hospital in Nong Khai.  Not a problem just find a good cutting tool not a torch.  Don't wear a ring on that finger anymore. 

[retayl]

Methinks thou doth protest too much!

[bluesofa]

35 minutes ago, Janner1 said:

2 hours ago, bluesofa said:

You must be thinking of Hampton Caught. They used have jousting and fighting there.

Surely you mean Hampton COURT

Not sure if you said that on purpose, or you missed the joke..

[KannikaP]

7 hours ago, scammed said:

It was about an inch wide and 2 mm thick. (The ring that is).

Mixing up Imperial & Metric. What is an inch wide willy, 2.56 cm sounds a lot bigger!   LOL

[PEE TEE]

No problem in the UK would have sent him to Hampton Court

[VBF]

6 hours ago, bluesofa said:

If it was iron it could be seen as a more pressing matter.

That CREASED me up ????

[VBF]

27 minutes ago, PEE TEE said:

No problem in the UK would have sent him to Hampton Court

Especially if his name was Hugh Jampton ????

[hotchilli]

8 hours ago, webfact said:

It was about an inch wide and 2 mm thick. (The ring that is).

The instructions said "put the ring on your little pinky"   should have had a drawing of a little finger !!

[Gandtee]

Too cocky by half!

[4MyEgo]

6 hours ago, smutcakes said:

We've all been there

 

Heard a story decades ago of a guy turning up at ER where a mate of mine was the on duty doctor, who said this guy who had a trench coat on, insisted to the female nursing staff that he could only speak to a male doctor of his condition when asked what the problem was by the female nurses.

 

I haven't eaten chicken since hearing the story, apparently it had a spasm and locked on. 

 

How's that for fowl.

[tifino]

I wonder if Khun Phria has a wife with  name of Pism? 

 

 

Strokes the toy, and then a Stroke kills him from the bloodclot

[fvw53]

8 hours ago, darksidedog said:

As Del Boy from only fools and horses would say, "What a plonker?"

 

I always thought that St Valentine's Day was about the love of a partner not about masturbation

[Feingeist]

There was a man who had a red ring around his tool. He went to the doctor. The doctor said it's only lipstick you fool.

[xtrnuno41]

Not every ring is called "precious"

[Surelynot]

Doctor I'm worried.....my wife wants me to have sex with her right ear......??? Why what happens???

 

Every time I go to put it in her mouth she turns her head like this.

[scammed]

6 minutes ago, xtrnuno41 said:

Not every ring is called "precious"

if i wore the precious like that, i would also become invisible

[caribbean82]

7 hours ago, phetphet said:

Well they gave the width and the thickness of the ring. Wonder why they didn't give the diameter? ????

Width and diameter pretty much same thing

[GreasyFingers]

Haven't they heard of cold showers (okay, not in Bangkok) or nam khang (ice) or the dreaded tap with a cold spoon that the nurses used in the old days. Either of the last two would have made it squirrel up enough to get it off.

[scammed]

in any case, a valentines day worthy of remembrance

[OneMoreFarang]

 

[mrfill]

Perhaps he should have asked the local jeweller...

https://blog.esslinger.com/methods-for-emergency-ring-removal/

 

[Justgrazing]

7 hours ago, colinneil said:

Well after that he wont be w++++ng for a while.

Silly p+++k.????

 

Is that winking or w*nking Col' 

my eyesight ain't what it used to be ..

[djayz]

7 hours ago, smutcakes said:

We've all been there

Nope, we haven't. 

[OneMoreFarang]

There is an easy solution. Show him a couple of pictures of British women.

 

[Surelynot]

Just now, OneMoreFarang said:

There is an easy solution. Show him a couple of pictures of British women.

 

Who ate all the croissants ?

[pacovl46]

Well, when it comes to cock rings size DOES matter! ????

[Pique Dard]

9 hours ago, webfact said:

Thai man's Valentine's Day "sex toy" fun ends in agony in ER - be warned!

i didn't know sex was included in valentine's day

[voulez vous]

We know how to pleasure our women.

 

No need for toys with us.

 

Most people have everything they need except imagination. What we French have in abundance.