Are you willing to become fully known by taking the Colbert Questionert?

[Jingthing]

People who watch the Late Night with Stephen Colbert show will know about the famous Colbert Questionert.

 

On his show celebrities are invited to reveal their true selves by answering the same questions.

 

In my opinion it's pretty effective.

 

Not so many celebrities on this forum but are you willing to be fully known to your peers here?

 

If so answer the questions here on this topic. Of course include each question with each answer.

 

Don't bother being dishonest. We'll know 

 

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The Colbert Questionert

 

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Best sandwich?

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?

What is the scariest animal?

Apples or oranges?

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

What do you think happens when we die?

Favorite action movie?

Airplane: window or aisle?

Favorite smell?

Least favorite smell?

Exercise: worth it?

Flat or sparkling?

Most used app on your phone?

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

What number am I thinking of?

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?

Edited May 6, 2022 by Jingthing

[Jingthing]

A sample from the show.

 

Colbert wants everyone to play so don't worry  these questions are not protected IP.

 

https://thecolbertquestionert.com/

 

[Kwasaki]

For American people only not the English reserve. 

[Jingthing]

Just now, Kwasaki said:

For American people only not the English reserve. 

Incorrect!

Colbert has many non American guests that take the survey.

Nice try. No cigar.

 

 

[Jingthing]

To add, I will do it but ONLY after TEN  other members post theirs first.

[Jingthing]

Y'all are shy?

Who will dare to break the ice?

Copy and paste the questions and add your answers.

Feel welcome to expand on your answers. For example for the autograph question, who did you ask, etc.?

 

 

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Best sandwich?

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?

What is the scariest animal?

Apples or oranges?

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

What do you think happens when we die?

Favorite action movie?

Airplane: window or aisle?

Favorite smell?

Least favorite smell?

Exercise: worth it?

Flat or sparkling?

Most used app on your phone?

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

What number am I thinking of?

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?

[sipi]

I'll give it a quick go, without too much thought.

 

Blue cheese with peanut butter.

Some old PC's.

Hippo.

Apples.

Yes, heaps.

Go to heaven, sort of.

The great escape with Steve McQueen.

Window, but so does the kid and he always wins, so aisle.

The airport smell. Coffee and avgas.

Bo.

Yes.

Flat.

Email.

Jump by Van Halen.

53.

Retirement then death, hopefully in that order.

[starky]

Famously stolen from the questions asked by James Lipton over many years on Inside the Actors Studio. Just another rehack of a classic 

  http://www.wowzone.com/pivot.htm

[Jingthing]

1 minute ago, sipi said:

I'll give it a quick go, without too much thought.

 

...

Thank you very much Sipi for breaking the ice.

 

But others, kindly 

 

 

Copy and paste the questions and add your answers.

 

 

Best sandwich?

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?

What is the scariest animal?

Apples or oranges?

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

What do you think happens when we die?

Favorite action movie?

Airplane: window or aisle?

Favorite smell?

Least favorite smell?

Exercise: worth it?

Flat or sparkling?

Most used app on your phone?

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

What number am I thinking of?

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?

[Jingthing]

3 minutes ago, starky said:

Famously stolen from the questions asked by James Lipton over many years on Inside the Actors Studio. Just another rehack of a classic 

  http://www.wowzone.com/pivot.htm

Those are good questions too but different..

This topic is about the Colbert set of questions.

[sipi]

6 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Thank you very much Sipi for breaking the ice.

 

But others, kindly 

 

 

Copy and paste the questions and add your answers.

 

 

Best sandwich?

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?

What is the scariest animal?

Apples or oranges?

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

What do you think happens when we die?

Favorite action movie?

Airplane: window or aisle?

Favorite smell?

Least favorite smell?

Exercise: worth it?

Flat or sparkling?

Most used app on your phone?

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

What number am I thinking of?

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?

I'm in my phone. Easier said than done.

[CharlieH]

Best sandwich?  CLUB

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? ....Shirts

What is the scariest animal?......Wolf

Apples or oranges?.....Oranges

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?...... No

What do you think happens when we die?...Nothing !

Favorite action movie?......Rocky

Airplane: window or aisle? .....window

Favorite smell?,......Fresh Baked Bread

Least favorite smell?....Sewer

Exercise: worth it?......Absolutely !

Flat or sparkling?....Sparkling

Most used app on your phone?.....Bank

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?.......Cavatina......instrumental never tired of hearing it.

What number am I thinking of?....4

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?.....just a matter of time .

[Kwasaki]

2 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Incorrect!

Colbert has many non American guests that take the survey.

Nice try. No cigar.

 

 

I am a maverick that is all he needs to know. 

[Walker88]

Best sandwich?

 

Tomato and mozzarella, with a little pesto

 

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?

 

Pics of old flames

 

What is the scariest animal?

 

Russell's Viper

 

Apples or oranges?

 

Tough one, Maybe apples

 

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

 

Not since I was young and playing in an All Star Game at Boston Garden...Got Sam Jones, Johnny Havlicek, KC Jones, Tom Sanders, but Bill Russell said, "I'll just shake your hand, son. Don't sign autographs". Pee'd in the Laker's lockeroom, in the middle of 3 urinals, with Jerry West peeing on one side of me and Elgin Baylor on the other side.

 

What do you think happens when we die?

 

100% cease to exist. Consciousness is finished as the electrochemical reactions that was 'me' halt.

 

Favorite action movie?

 

The Man Who Would Be King

 

Airplane: window or aisle?

 

Aisle

 

Favorite smell?

 

Fresh rosemary or freshly ground Sumatra coffee, or (I can't say, but she knows)

 

Least favorite smell?

 

Tobacco breath, or cigar yesterday plus morning coffee on top of it

 

Exercise: worth it?

 

100%, have 10% body fat

 

Flat or sparkling?

 

Sparkling

 

Most used app on your phone?

 

Line

 

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

 

Too difficult. Maybe Brahm's 1st, maybe a classical guitar piece like Sevilla played by Julian Bream

 

What number am I thinking of?

 

7

 

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?

 

Enjoy it while I can

[Jingthing]

1 minute ago, Kwasaki said:

I am a maverick that is all he needs to know. 

Participation is optional.

[ballpoint]

Best sandwich? Roast chicken

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? Old clothing

What is the scariest animal? Humans

Apples or oranges? Oranges

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? No

What do you think happens when we die? Game over

Favorite action movie? The first Indiana Jones

Airplane: window or aisle? Aisle

Favorite smell? Fresh cut grass

Least favorite smell? Dead animals

Exercise: worth it? Yes

Flat or sparkling? Sparkling

Most used app on your phone? Signal

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? Arriving somewhere, but not here by Porcupine Tree

What number am I thinking of? Three

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? Have some fun, then die

[Sparktrader]

2 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Best sandwich?

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?

What is the scariest animal?

Apples or oranges?

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

What do you think happens when we die?

Favorite action movie?

Airplane: window or aisle?

Favorite smell?

Least favorite smell?

Exercise: worth it?

Flat or sparkling?

Most used app on your phone?

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

What number am I thinking of?

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?

Steak

Nfi

Snakes

Apples

Yes

Reborn

Heat

Aisle

Steak

Poo

Little

Beer

Google

Silence

5

Sex and food

 

[Sparktrader]

1 hour ago, starky said:

Famously stolen from the questions asked by James Lipton over many years on Inside the Actors Studio. Just another rehack of a classic 

  http://www.wowzone.com/pivot.htm

Tv hosts all copy others

[Sparktrader]

Guess i like steak, beer and apples! Pretty much. I also like almonds.

 

Used to love music. Dont bother anymore. Prefer silence.

 

(Steak, apples and almonds pretty much have all the nutrients u need)

[Hummin]

Best sandwich?

Home made bread with real butter, brown goat cheese and fresh homemade strawberry jam.

 

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?

I'm good at trowing out things I do not use, or toxic ladies I can not live with.

 

What is the scariest animal?

No animals I'm scared of comes to mind, but a cobra I almost stepped on, scared the deleted out of me.

 

Apples or oranges?

Yes

 

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

As very young kid yes, as grown up no! Got the whole Norwegian national ski jumping team signing my helmet 10 years old.

 

What do you think happens when we die? From dust to dust

 

Favorite action movie?

Jason Bourne trilogy's

 

Airplane: window or aisle?

Window

 

Favorite smell?

My gf's Home cooking 

 

Least favorite smell?

Bad smell

 

Exercise: worth it?

4-6 days a week

 

Flat or sparkling?

Sparkling

 

Most used app on your phone?

Messenger

 

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

Not possible Need contrasts and music for my changing mood

 

What number am I thinking of?

42

 

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?

 

Impossible in 5 words only, but I will try. Light Boring with great contrasts!

 

Edited May 6, 2022 by Hummin

[RichardColeman]

3 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Best sandwich?

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?

What is the scariest animal?

Apples or oranges?

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

What do you think happens when we die?

Favorite action movie?

Airplane: window or aisle?

Favorite smell?

Least favorite smell?

Exercise: worth it?

Flat or sparkling?

Most used app on your phone?

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

What number am I thinking of?

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?

Ham , cream cheese, salad cream and beetroot.

Picture of my dad with the king during ww2, that was just only someone that looked my dad that he fooled everyone with

Albino snakes

Apples

Yes, Gary Numan

We become a part of the 'one' again

Rollerball (original)

Aisle

Creosote

Som Tam

Yes - but hate doing it

Sparkling

None

Are Friends Electric

69 Dude

making wife keep me happy

 

 

 

 

[Sparktrader]

42 minutes ago, RichardColeman said:

Creosote

Really?

[Jingthing]

Only three more and I'm obligated. Just sayin'

[starky]

14 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Y'all are shy?

Who will dare to break the ice?

Copy and paste the questions and add your answers.

Feel welcome to expand on your answers. For example for the autograph question, who did you ask, etc.?

 

 

_____

Best sandwich?

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?

What is the scariest animal?

Apples or oranges?

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

What do you think happens when we die?

Favorite action movie?

Airplane: window or aisle?

Favorite smell?

Least favorite smell?

Exercise: worth it?

Flat or sparkling?

Most used app on your phone?

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

What number am I thinking of?

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?

Bacon, lettuce, avocado and tomato on fresh baked white bread, cracked black, no butter. Failing that a well made banh mi 

Compromising photos

None/Many. I am sure a lot could be scary if coming at you for real

Oranges

No

You die. You werent aware of the billions of years before your existence so why would have any of the years after.

First Blood. (Many close seconds)

Aisle

Fresh brewed coffee

Cigarette smoke

Obviously worth it

Flat

Whatsapp

Redemption song

Irrelevant but 3 obviously

Learn something new every day

Edited May 7, 2022 by starky

[starky]

13 hours ago, CharlieH said:

Best sandwich?  CLUB

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? ....Shirts

What is the scariest animal?......Wolf

Apples or oranges?.....Oranges

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?...... No

What do you think happens when we die?...Nothing !

Favorite action movie?......Rocky

Airplane: window or aisle? .....window

Favorite smell?,......Fresh Baked Bread

Least favorite smell?....Sewer

Exercise: worth it?......Absolutely !

Flat or sparkling?....Sparkling

Most used app on your phone?.....Bank

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?.......Cavatina......instrumental never tired of hearing it.

What number am I thinking of?....4

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?.....just a matter of time .

Is Rocky an action movie? Cos i love the film . I put first blood as mine and im not even sure that is an action film tbh. Lol 

  

Edited May 7, 2022 by starky

[Ralf001]

Best sandwich?

Beetroot, dill pickles and swiss cheese on lightly toasted sourdough.

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?

Broken appliances that I will never have time to fix.

What is the scariest animal?

Monkeys

Apples or oranges?

Why not both

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

Yep.

What do you think happens when we die?

You no longer wake in the mornings.

Favorite action movie?

Convoy.

Airplane: window or aisle?

Don’t care, I take drugs and sleep.

Favorite smell?

Ladies fanny farts

Least favorite smell?

Ladies anus farts

Exercise: worth it?

Only if it involves sex.

Flat or sparkling?

Flat or sparkling what

Most used app on your phone?

Candy Crush

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?

Cannibal Corpse – I Cum Blood.

What number am I thinking of?

666

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?

What the <deleted> just happened.

[CharlieH]

26 minutes ago, starky said:

Is Rocky an action movie? Cos i love the film . I put first blood as mine and im not even sure that is an action film tbh. Lol 

  

I actually  nearly put 1st blood but the Rocky series won ????...

This from Mr Google....

 

This rags to riches story is considered by the American Film Institute to be the greatest sports film of all time, its legacy is massive. We here at the Ultimate Action Movie Club often talk, sometimes in not the most serious way about action movies which are considered ultimate but Rocky really is, objectively, an Ultimate Action Movie.

[Mutt Daeng]

Best sandwich? Saveloy, peas pudding and stuffing in a stottie cake dipped in gravy

What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? Shorts with overstretched elastic waist

What is the scariest animal? Giant centipede

Apples or oranges? Apples

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? No

What do you think happens when we die? Nothing

Favorite action movie? Terminator 2:Judgement Day

Airplane: window or aisle? Window

Favorite smell? Bacon sizzling in the pan

Least favorite smell? Pla Ra 

Exercise: worth it? Absolutely

Flat or sparkling? Sparkling

Most used app on your phone? Brave Browser

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? Classical Gas (Mason Williams)

What number am I thinking of? 7

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? Life in the Slow Lane

[Mutt Daeng]

11 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Only three more and I'm obligated. Just sayin'

Over to you @Jingthing

[Mutt Daeng]

@JingthingWhy the sad emoticon?

Edited May 7, 2022 by Mutt Daeng