This guy agai. Grabs popcorn.

Why my thread is not closey? We are happy now, no dramas here. Everybody please chill, she does not have a brother and im not in Any danger. Relax your pants and live life sweat leaf 

wait a minute, aren't you the one, couple days ago,  bragging about getting a girl from a guy that was snoozing at the bar, you took her out and she was paying for everything.... that's......, will not say the word as the mods will remove it but you may know the word

 

snooze you lose!

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By bob smith,

Can a moderator confirm this bob smith persona is actually in Thailand ?

Jesus, proof that

1) The "Second Shoe Falling" life experiences here are still in effect, and quite prompt.

2) Newbies here in the "Land of [1] Smile" should pay close attention to us long-term resident keyboard advisors here!

 

"You Snooze, You Lose".    Now eyes wide open?  ????

Report to the police about the threat. Stay away from money-diggers, it's obvious she love your money and not you.

55 minutes ago, EricTh said:

Report to the police about the threat. Stay away from money-diggers, it's obvious she love your money and not you.

No need to bro. We are happy happy again. I have askee repeatedly for this thread to be closed but seems nobody is listening. Hey ho

@ubonjoeas you are the only mod i am aware of pleaee kindly close this threadzs. Thans yoj sirs

"Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge. "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the.............. "

 

ok ok... as Trolls go, this one is quite funny.... 

 

Next instalment..... 

'I went out for some food and came back to an empty room... she took everything !!!’....

 

6 minutes ago, bob smith said:

@ubonjoeas you are the only mod i am aware of pleaee kindly close this threadzs. Thans yoj sirs

Why close the thread... This is comedy gold !!!.... 

 

Unfortunately for you, in a laugh at, rather than laugh with manner... 

23 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

"Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge. "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the.............. "

 

ok ok... as Trolls go, this one is quite funny.... 

 

Next instalment..... 

'I went out for some food and came back to an empty room... she took everything !!!’....

 

Haha!  Off-topic, but that happened to me about 15 years ago.  I was living with a Thai woman in Silom.  I went out to work and returned in the evening to find my apartment cleared out completely!  Even my very heavy running machine was gone.... (it would have taken at least 2 strong men to lift it into a truck).

 

Of course, the very competent building management saw nothing! ????

7 hours ago, bob smith said:

eevrtting is OK now. she is back at my room and say sorry she dont really want money and she doesnt have brother. are they crazy or what hahaha. she is takes me for lunch later to say sorry.

U make this all up?

9 hours ago, bob smith said:

i am in koh changy. my girl has left the hotel wehn i rfuse to pay her salary for 4 days. i dont know if she is still on isand or not. she says if i no pay she will call her brother in Korat and he will do something to me. is this threat real? am i? what should i do? i been in situation like this before in the dominican. they were all talk and no trousers there. should I just pay her? she wants total 20,000 for 4 days company. i have the money but the thought of having to pay for someone who I thought really likes me is stinging feeling. i could just leave the island and never look back, i already block her on facebooky but she still has my phone number. 

If she doesn't love you then obviously you shouldn't pay.

And those threads are pathetic. Why would she want to get paid by a handsome hunk like you?

Relax, enjoy your holiday.

Likely it will be most exiting time which you had in your whole life.

Enjoy!

 

In the meantime I will watch the news about incidents in Koh Chang. ???? 

Call Mummy. She likely still has some left over pampers.

Nice story Bob.

Sleep tight Bob.

8 hours ago, bob smith said:

eevrtting is OK now. she is back at my room and say sorry she dont really want money and she doesnt have brother. are they crazy or what hahaha. she is takes me for lunch later to say sorry.

Hide the steak knives.....NOW!!

Damn man, thought she was paying for everything for you, did you just get off the boat?

8 hours ago, Henryford said:

What do you agree to pay her before you went. You think she went with you for free?

that is what he insinuated in his previous story

I can't wait for tomorrow's thread "what is a sin sod?"

38 minutes ago, sipi said:

I can't wait for tomorrow's thread "what is a sin sod?"

Mommy is googling "sin sod" now.

Meanwhile Bob sleeps safely in the room next to momm in his single bed dreaming of his next adventure.

Love you, miss you Bob.????????

(Yes....comedy gold)

Pay up, she was working for you or......correct leave Koh changy and block Facebooky, may as well change your mobile numbery as well......

22 hours ago, bob smith said:

she did not tell me she is sex worker when i meet

So how did the 5,000 Baht/day agreement come about?

Can anyone really be that bored with life to write such a load of garbage just to see who might believe it?  Write it up as a short story and send it to stickman.  Maybe he will publish it.

20,000 is like a month's salary.  

 

She will likely obsess over this for years.   Have friends find you on Facebook(y), perhaps get help from a policeman.   Years to figure out a plan......  Go to the hotel, get copies of your passport.   For 20,000, you have no idea what motivation this gives them.

 

use your phone app, send the money.  forget out it.

 

seems about 15,000 too much, but imagine the story in the papers.... "(Falang name) attacked (or worse) because he didn't pay his sex bill."

 

Now you have people back home reading about it.....

16 hours ago, bob smith said:

No need to bro. We are happy happy again. I have askee repeatedly for this thread to be closed but seems nobody is listening. Hey ho

We are a falang community.

 

she threatened you!!!!  a falang!!!  We must contact the police for your safety.  You might be in grave danger.  Extortion of 20,000.  Embassy must be called..

 

You have not sent us the safe word.   

 

Sorry, this story is out of your control.   Mi6 or CIA en route to your location.   Are you hurt???  

 

Stockholm syndrome!!!1

 

Sex for money is also not allowed by falangs on certain passports, their home country can investigate!!!  

16 hours ago, bob smith said:

No need to bro. We are happy happy again. I have askee repeatedly for this thread to be closed but seems nobody is listening. Hey ho

Come on bro, there has to be an update this morning.

Do you still love each other? When will you marry?

 

 

This is better than a "Mills and Boon" novel.

23 hours ago, bob smith said:

i am in koh changy. my girl has left the hotel wehn i rfuse to pay her salary for 4 days. i dont know if she is still on isand or not.

So did you meet her on K C or take her there ? was she working in a bar there or elsewhere ? they're called prostitutes mate they all Lub you vely big, and you didn't agree on a price before jeez. 

yo bros, why yall still trippin on me? get life sadds. me and my girl ivin it up in 5 star hotel koh changy, breakfast in bed and foot massage. y'all tripin bout sum dumb shtick. wise up and get on with your lives.

23 hours ago, stoner said:

23 hours ago, bob smith said:

who I thought really likes me

she love you long time.....well 4 days anyways.

Until tight @rse refused money.

4 minutes ago, bob smith said:

yo bros, why yall still trippin on me? get life sadds. me and my girl ivin it up in 5 star hotel koh changy, breakfast in bed and foot massage. y'all tripin bout sum dumb shtick. wise up and get on with your lives.

The Emerald or Parama ?