Naked Foreigner Found Wandering Around On Pattaya Beach

[sirineou]

Rather than having such news reported every week, Why don't we have a dedicated subforum ,suggested title "Stupid foreigner tricks " ,  with a count up clock, where every every day that there is no necked foreigner the clock advances a day. 

For example :  "Three days without a necked foreigner"  or "Two weeks without a foreigner falling down a water fall" etc.  the  categories  I leave up to you. 

Perhaps you can all make some suggestions? 

[ChipButty]

1 hour ago, bignok said:

Why dont women do this for a change

No thanks 

[bignok]

3 minutes ago, sirineou said:

Rather than having such news reported every week, Why don't we have a dedicated subforum ,suggested title "Stupid foreigner tricks " ,  with a count up clock, where every every day that there is no necked foreigner the clock advances a day. 

For example :  "Three days without a necked foreigner"  or "Two weeks without a foreigner falling down a water fall" etc.  the  categories  I leave up to you. 

Perhaps you can all make some suggestions? 

Be 1000 a day but they dont all make news

[Card]

What is it about Germans always stripping off?

[bignok]

Just now, Card said:

What is it about Germans always stripping off?

To show off the German helmet

[NORDO]

Leave him alone.  Since the beginning of time, People only have two flavors.  Male or female.   It is no big secret how the genders differ.   The naked guy isn't the pervert… the people staring at him are.

 

If you dont give him the attention he wants and he is not  creating any issues with kids or ladies, leave him alone and he will disappear.

[jesimps]

Cheek!

[2BOB]

Back in 1991 i was working in Indonesia south coast, there was a very pretty lady  that would alway walk around naked. The locals told us she was sick in the head and leave her alone , they would feed her and keep her safe. Some low life raped her and got her pregnant , the whole community went on a man hunt to find who did it, found him ,, hever heard from again.  

[Joe32]

2 hours ago, bignok said:

Whats the problem? Why do people have to wear clothes?

Found the guy from the story^^^^

[Joe32]

21 minutes ago, NORDO said:

leave him alone and he will disappear.

Sounds like a naked magician. 

 

But what if he won't disappear? Women and children are almost always around. 

[EVENKEEL]

Is that you Bogs?

[NextG]

25 minutes ago, Joe32 said:

Sounds like a naked magician. 

 

But what if he won't disappear? Women and children are almost always around. 

You think women and children haven’t seen naked people? ????

I for one am happy enough that people wear clothes ???? Most people don’t look good without them. 

[Rimmer]

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[KhunLA]

Must have heard about the pending drought, and simply saving water.   I can wear the same pants & shirt for a week or so, since only wearing when leaving the house.  

 

Au naturel when at home, as hate wearing clothes.

 

OP ... Obvious some mental issues ... or ... morning skinny dip, and someone made off with his clothes.

[a3tsw]

The gentleman, however, made it clear that full cooperation could not be expected as he adamantly refused to share his identity.

 

Sent back from the future to terminate Sarah Connor.

Austrian , not German.

 

[Grumpy one]

3 hours ago, neeray said:

He seems to be already for a quickie. Maybe he's a man who doesn't like to waste precious time disrobing.

I hate to think where he keeps his cash and credit card  ????

[Ben Zioner]

3 hours ago, HappyExpat57 said:

The vast majority of us are much more attractive WITH clothes.

Reckon it makes any difference?

 

 

[kennw]

2 hours ago, RichardColeman said:

Surprised he was not stabbed to death by some jealous thai man ashamed of his own manhood

At least no fear of the lady boys robbing him.555

[jak2002003]

3 hours ago, bignok said:

Why dont women do this for a change

What... The female equivalent to him..... Your average 50 year old German woman? 

[EVENKEEL]

At least he wasn't stomped to death like the naked thai dude in Rayong was.

[RT555]

3 hours ago, NextG said:

Maybe not German…

A Brit no doubt.

[Bangkok Barry]

Did they fine him for not carrying his passport?

[Bangkok Barry]

2 hours ago, NORDO said:

Since the beginning of time, People only have two flavors.  Male or female.

I guess you've never been to Thailand. Especially Pattaya Beach 

[jacko45k]

22 minutes ago, kennw said:

At least no fear of the lady boys robbing him.555

He was wearing a gold chain earlier!

[bob smith]

Nutters them Germans! 

[Jonathan Swift]

4 hours ago, bignok said:

Whats the problem? Why do people have to wear clothes?

Umm, because there are laws that say so? 

[Jonathan Swift]

2 hours ago, bignok said:

Be 1000 a day but they dont all make news

Thailand's version of "Florida man . . . "

[bignok]

28 minutes ago, Jonathan Swift said:

Umm, because there are laws that say so? 

Why?

[sambum]

"....the captive audience of law enforcement officers was successful in convincing the man to accompany them to the Pattaya Police Station."

Doesn't look like he had much choice, being handcuffed and arms forced halfway up his back, I would say that HE was the captive! 

[rumeaug]

3 hours ago, swm59nj said:

I don’t see the issue.  Just a typical expat or tourist in the LOS

Wrong. Atypical is the right word. But the 99.9% of expats or tourists that don't act that way at all just don't make the news...(the one tree that hides the forest metaphor ...)