Thai man erects 3 penis statues for good luck in central Thailand

[webfact]

A retired senior police sergeant major, in the central province of Kampaeng Phet, raised a few titters after he completed an unusual erection on his land, three penis statues. He believes the phallic erections will bring him good luck in selling his land, which is worth 60 million baht.

 

Three penis statues stand prominently on the land of the 86 year old Thai man, Thoop Lamoonmorn. The largest one-eyed monster, standing at an impressive 3.5 meters tall, is painted in a pristine white hue and takes centre stage. Surrounding it are three smaller penis statues, each measuring about 1.5 meters in height and adorned in gold.

A sign positioned in front of the statues reads…

“Pray to the Father of the World. All luck will be with you”.

 

by Petch Petpailin

Photo via MGR Online.

Full story: The Thaiger 2023-09-27

 

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[still kicking]

And you ex-pats like to live in the 1500th  century 

Edited September 26, 2023 by still kicking

[quake]

Looks like it could be a cock-up.

 

Edited September 26, 2023 by quake

[ExpatOilWorker]

Bangkok stand harder and firmer.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chao_Mae_Tuptim_shrine

 

[rwill]

From the movie, 'Field of Creams', a voice whispers, "If you rub it it will grow"

 

Anyway I see 4 of them, not 3.

[2baht]

Did he circumcise that with a chainsaw? ????

[hotchilli]

2 hours ago, webfact said:

A retired senior police sergeant major, in the central province of Kampaeng Phet, raised a few titters after he completed an unusual erection on his land, three penis statues. He believes the phallic erections will bring him good luck in selling his land, which is worth 60 million baht.

Or simply drop the asking price a bit.

[stix40]

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

 

Well ... it's a ... joke name, sir.

 

I have a vewwy gweat fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

 

Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in

gladiator school vewwy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.

 

Wait till Biggus hears of this!

[klauskunkel]

Quote

Thai man erects 3 penis statues

Three penis statues stand prominently

The largest one-eyed monster takes centre stage. Surrounding it are three smaller penis statues

all that blood leaving the brain results in 1 + 3 = 3

[RichardColeman]

3 hours ago, still kicking said:

And you ex-pats like to live in the 1500th  century 

The village idiot was well known in those days

[quake]

3 hours ago, rwill said:

Anyway I see 4 of them, not 3.

You could ask the ladies that.

But the answer you will get, will always be cockeyed.  

 

 

Edited September 27, 2023 by quake

[Gandtee]

2 hours ago, stix40 said:

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

 

Well ... it's a ... joke name, sir.

 

I have a vewwy gweat fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

 

Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in

gladiator school vewwy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.

 

Wait till Biggus hears of this!

And his wife Incontinentcus Buttocks.

[Gandtee]

Ex cop? That figures.????

[brianthainess]

4 hours ago, still kicking said:

And you ex-pats like to live in the 1500th  century 

Troll 

[brianthainess]

What a knob 

[Burma Bill]

6 hours ago, webfact said:

he completed an unusual erection on his land, three penis statues. 

Cocky so and so!

[AgMech Cowboy]

7 hours ago, still kicking said:

And you ex-pats like to live in the 1500th  century 

Yes... Life is more interesting here. There are fewer people with pink &/or purple hair, fewer nose rings (especially the ones that hang on the columella (like on a cow)), the gays & trans people are 'mostly' not aggressive and the women are still women here. And the Thai's know what a woman is. (they seem to have a problem with that in the 1st world countries).

[PremiumLane]

34 minutes ago, AgMech Cowboy said:

Yes... Life is more interesting here. There are fewer people with pink &/or purple hair, fewer nose rings (especially the ones that hang on the columella (like on a cow)), the gays & trans people are 'mostly' not aggressive and the women are still women here. And the Thai's know what a woman is. (they seem to have a problem with that in the 1st world countries).

is the woke in the room with you now?

[richard_smith237]

6 hours ago, rwill said:

From the movie, 'Field of Creams', a voice whispers, "If you rub it it will grow"

 

Anyway I see 4 of them, not 3.

"If you build it, he will come" !!! 

[richard_smith237]

There's an element of genius to this, perhaps accidentally so. 

 

This is excellent publicity to sell his land...  

[Sydebolle]

Pirkcs 'r us then ...... quite befitting! 

[Purdey]

As usual, the Thai phallus is smaller than the average in the west

[PETERTHEEATER]

10 hours ago, ExpatOilWorker said:

Bangkok stand harder and firmer.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chao_Mae_Tuptim_shrine

 

A LGBT condom?

[NanLaew]

22 hours ago, AgMech Cowboy said:

Yes... Life is more interesting here. There are fewer people with pink &/or purple hair, fewer nose rings (especially the ones that hang on the columella (like on a cow)), the gays & trans people are 'mostly' not aggressive and the women are still women here. And the Thai's know what a woman is. (they seem to have a problem with that in the 1st world countries).

I'll bite. Assuming that you yourself are from one of these "1st world countries", what is a woman?

[NanLaew]

23 hours ago, Purdey said:

As usual, the Thai phallus is smaller than the average in the west

As usual, the farang cock stands there... waving.