Your best life quotes

[georgegeorgia]

What's your life qoutes you have stuck by or should of stuck by 

 

What's your favourite life qoute 

 

One I heard today I should of followed 

 

Familiarity breeds contempt '

It think it was 

 

 

[ezzra]

Probably many will google 'best life quotes' and copy- paste here...

[georgegeorgia]

3 minutes ago, ezzra said:

Probably many will google 'best life quotes' and copy- paste here...

No because their are life qoutes that many have their own and are not known 

 

 

[2baht]

$#!t or get off the pot!

[mania]

"It is what it is" helps me often when I can't believe some cr@p I'm seeing or going thru  ????

 

Also "Everyone needs a hobby" when  I see people killing themselves one way or another ????

[2baht]

Confused or just plain stupid? ????

[Conno]

My Father used to say 'Money doesn't bring you happiness, but at least you can be miserable in luxury'. 

 

My Fav. They say there are two things guaranteed in life, death and taxes. Na it's three, death, taxes and $#!t. 

[save the frogs]

This is one I like.

I just watched a crime report. Woman murdered her husband.

They showed the house. They were living in a mansion. 

 

[OneMoreFarang]

"Always look on the bright side of life."

[Captain Monday]

 “Never park next to a <deleted>ebox, park next to a nice car”

[EVENKEEL]

Life not fair.

[bignok]

Life sucks then you die

[2baht]

4 minutes ago, bignok said:

Life sucks then you die

Ahh 2baht, good morning! 

[georgegeorgia]

50 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

"Always look on the bright side of life."

Dee doom Dee doom Dee doom doom 

[sometime]

Whatever you loose going through life never loose your sense of humour

[Kenny202]

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you

[bignok]

Farang a lot

[Tropicalevo]

One should never assume.

Assume makes and ASS of yoU and ME

[2baht]

"Such is Life"

[Gsxrnz]

Live like you'll die tomorrow, plan like you'll live forever.

[simon43]

This one I believe in: "The world owes you nothing"

[georgegeorgia]

11 minutes ago, Tropicalevo said:

One should never assume.

Assume makes and ASS of yoU and ME

Great ????

[RichardColeman]

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative !

[bkk6060]

Actually got it from a Thai girl:  You not lie, you just not tell true..

[Captain Monday]

27 minutes ago, Kenny202 said:

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you

The response to those of poor reading comprehension skills and intellect who are 

Frequently “confused”. 

[300sd]

"What you say when you're drunk,

You mean when you're sober."

 

 

[thaibeachlovers]

2 hours ago, ezzra said:

Probably many will google 'best life quotes' and copy- paste here...

Not mine, as I got it from a friend and probably not even on that list.

 

The quote is "Everything is BS till proven otherwise".

As I have come to realise, it's oh so true. Extremely relevant when listening to anything from politicians and bureaucrats.

[thaibeachlovers]

31 minutes ago, RichardColeman said:

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative !

Not for those buying a ticket to Switzerland for a terminal visit.

[thaibeachlovers]

1 hour ago, bignok said:

Life sucks then you die

Somewhat different in the military. We would say "life is s**t, and then you die".

[thaibeachlovers]

38 minutes ago, simon43 said:

This one I believe in: "The world owes you nothing"

Also "we are born with nothing and die with nothing", or "you can't take it with you".