What does your "Aura" attract?

[daveAustin]

21 hours ago, Mister T said:

I have been told that I have a light blue aura and all animals seem to relax around me. Same as Walker88, I get birds and butterflies coming right up to and on me. The local skinks and geckos calmly wander around me.

 

Try to make friends with a crow, rook or raven. You'll have a friend for life; they'll follow you around and bring you stuff. Wonderful birds.

[daveAustin]

3 hours ago, simon43 said:

Fat women...

 

When I was a young student, no matter how much I tried to attract the slim-bodied females, all I ended up with were fat girls! The sex was OK, but I was somewhat 'crushed'.

 

Nowadays, I avoid fat women who make eyes at me.  Can't be too careful :)

 

Also had/have that 'problem'. They think I'm cute apparently.

[ezzra]

My aura attract mainly flies, mosquitoes and people i don't like wanting to borrow money...

[bignok]

10 hours ago, simon43 said:

Fat women...

 

When I was a young student, no matter how much I tried to attract the slim-bodied females, all I ended up with were fat girls! The sex was OK, but I was somewhat 'crushed'.

 

Nowadays, I avoid fat women who make eyes at me.  Can't be too careful :)

I did a 69 with a fat women. One of my fav experiences.

[steven100]

2 minutes ago, bignok said:

I did a 69 with a fat women. One of my fav experiences.

[ravip]

29 minutes ago, bignok said:

I did a 69 with a fat women. One of my fav experiences.

OMG 

[roo860]

7 hours ago, daveAustin said:

 

Try to make friends with a crow, rook or raven. You'll have a friend for life; they'll follow you around and bring you stuff. Wonderful birds.

My mate had a pet crow when we were at school, sat outside the school all day till home time, used to grab on the windscreen wipers of his dad's car, till his dad turned them on!++++

[daveAustin]

1 hour ago, roo860 said:

My mate had a pet crow when we were at school, sat outside the school all day till home time, used to grab on the windscreen wipers of his dad's car, till his dad turned them on!++++

lol. Awesome. Great birds.

[daveAustin]

2 hours ago, bignok said:

I did a 69 with a fat women. One of my fav experiences.

Nice. Messed about on Byron Bay beach one time after a slab of beer. That was fun... I think! 

[thaibeachlovers]

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[thaibeachlovers]

On 11/28/2023 at 12:28 AM, bignok said:

I did a 69 with a fat women. One of my fav experiences.

You just ruined my day!

 

During my maternity training we sometimes had women in pre natal that were so fat I wondered how the man managed to find it to make them pregnant.

 

The only women that ever seemed attracted to me were inevitably the ones I didn't want anywhere near me.

[bignok]

18 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

You just ruined my day!

 

During my maternity training we sometimes had women in pre natal that were so fat I wondered how the man managed to find it to make them pregnant.

 

The only women that ever seemed attracted to me were inevitably the ones I didn't want anywhere near me.

Use thongs to hold the fat back.

[Captain Monday]

I attract well dressed young foreign men who lost their wallet and only need 200-400 baht for bus fare and fakirs who say I have a “lucky face”. Only in Bangkok