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Pattaya Man Seeks Medical Help for Ring Stuck Around His Genitals


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9 minutes ago, Luuk Chaai said:

yet another case of the "Little Brain" out thinking the big brain

Not so. Not that I've needed such myself, they apparently help those of short duration to last longer. I'd say he might have got the wrong size or been a dodgy brand.

It's not actually a joke though as if the pressure isn't released for some hours it can cause serious complications.

 

After my prostate removal I was given a device by the NHS to inflate the little guy which had rubber rings to put over the little guy to retain the blood. I tried it once but didn't like it and Cialis did the job after that. IMO the rubber rings are probably a better option than a metal ring.

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2 hours ago, jacko45k said:

I have a pair of tin snips and some garden hedge cutters, which bit does he want removing?

I would suggest quality stuff:

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For small parts use a Dremel.

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So the aluminum ring got 'lodged' around his genitals huh? 

 

How's he gonna explain next week when they find a marmite jar 'lodged' in his bum... 

 

  'Sorry doctor, I fall and land on jar!' 

 

Oh you gotta laugh. 

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8 minutes ago, Gecko123 said:

Pretty sure the EMS guy is the same guy on the left in the below story. Emergency organization is the same in both cases. This guy's heading for celebrity status. Trying to think of a nickname for him. Big Johnson? The Fixer? Mr Don't Move?

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https://thepattayanews.com/2023/07/25/pattaya-rescuers-help-swiss-tourist-remove-chastity-lock/

He looks like he is stifling a laugh., The Ring Man, who yer gonna call the Ring Busters. :cheesy:

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3 hours ago, jacko45k said:

I have a pair of tin snips and some garden hedge cutters, which bit does he want removing?

There's a way of getting it off that does not require cutting. The whole area is lubed and then a piece of plastic fishing line is placed under the ring between the ring and skin. Grab both sides of line and rotate 360 degrees in one direction until the ring comes off.

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1 hour ago, Korat Kiwi said:

So the aluminum ring got 'lodged' around his genitals huh? 

 

How's he gonna explain next week when they find a marmite jar 'lodged' in his bum... 

 

  'Sorry doctor, I fall and land on jar!' 

 

Oh you gotta laugh. 

I talked to an emergency room doctor once who told me that removal of objects from the anus and rectum was routine, probably daily/nightly task.

He said the patients almost always had ridiculous explanations for how it got there.

Your example was very close to one he told me about, the guy had a light bulb inserted, claimed he was changing a light bulb and fell off the ladder.  Mr. Bean couldn't come up with a way for that to result in a light bulb in the butt.

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28 minutes ago, JimTripper said:

There's a way of getting it off that does not require cutting. The whole area is lubed and then a piece of plastic fishing line is placed under the ring between the ring and skin. Grab both sides of line and rotate 360 degrees in one direction until the ring comes off.

Uhmm, need to make a video, I can't visualize what you are describing.

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7 hours ago, webfact said:

The Sawang Boriboon Thammasathan Foundation rescue team was called in to assist a Thai man (name withheld upon request) in Pattaya on February 9th after the local hospital lacked the necessary equipment to remove an aluminum ring, often believed to help with sexual endurance, tightly stuck around his genitals.

Smart guy! He withheld his name. Something that goes in opposite direction compared with his actions. :cheesy:

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1 hour ago, Gecko123 said:

Pretty sure the EMS guy is the same guy on the left in the below story. Emergency organization is the same in both cases. This guy's heading for celebrity status. Trying to think of a nickname for him. Big Johnson? The Fixer? Mr Don't Move?

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https://thepattayanews.com/2023/07/25/pattaya-rescuers-help-swiss-tourist-remove-chastity-lock/

How about Mr Stillson, good for those big nut jobs

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I got a couple jade rings at the Chiang Mai night market in 1982. The hard, er, difficult part is what size to get... Not like you can "try before you buy". They added "fun" with my gf... wear two and they can clank together...

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2 hours ago, JimTripper said:

There's a way of getting it off that does not require cutting. The whole area is lubed and then a piece of plastic fishing line is placed under the ring between the ring and skin. Grab both sides of line and rotate 360 degrees in one direction until the ring comes off.

 

 

So, you've been there before obviously?

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3 hours ago, Lacessit said:

That sounds like the voice of experience.

Did using one improve your stamina? ..... Asking for a friend.

Let's call them what they are - "cock rings", and there's nothing new about them as they have been around for many decades. There's a large selection available on Lazada - metal, plastic, and rubber.

 

They don't increase stamina, they increase the hardness of an erection by preventing blood from draining from your phallus. That's how Viagra works too, but this is a mechanic way of achieving the same result.

 

You can tell your friend now and maybe even try it yourself. You can compare notes.

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