Having a Beer...Cheers!!!

[saintdomingo]

28 minutes ago, bob smith said:

i dont need help.

 

my buddy shaun is getting the next round in!!

 

i am in a pub and this is posted in the pub as well.

seems like a marriage made in heaven..

 

bob.

Normally nobody over the age of 15 thinks it's clever to go in a pub or drink ale. They just go and do it when they want to.

[saintdomingo]

48 minutes ago, Keeps said:

You're on the Highway to Hell Bob.

From where though.?

Does he claim to be in Thailand and if so whereabouts.?

[Hokeus]

50 minutes ago, bob smith said:

tattooed girls are all around me now.

 

bob.

Quite an achievement. Shall I alert the media?

 

In case you were wondering about the monologue I posted to you earlier, here:

 

 

[worgeordie]

6 minutes ago, saintdomingo said:

From where though.?

Does he claim to be in Thailand and if so whereabouts.?

He claims to have houses all over Thailand from Condo's to villas , the lad is a dreamer...

 

regards Worgeordie

[Hokeus]

5 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

He claims to have houses all over Thailand from Condo's to villas , the lad is a dreamer...

 

regards Worgeordie

Not to mention he's a great dresser, according to him of course. 

[saintdomingo]

And he's gone 40 minutes without posting on this active thread.

Hope he's OK.

[ABCDBKK]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

wanted to to get help the other day so went to a doctor who claimed he treats alcoholics.

 

when I explained my situation to him he said he can't treat me.

got into a massive argument with him,

told him what I thought of him then i stormed out and hit the nearest bar.

 

even went for a ST in my anger and frustration.

im still on the beer now with my buddy shaun from devon.

he's a free spirit like me and we aint goin home amytime soon.!

 

to alcohol, the cause and solution to all lifes problem.

ac/dc has just come on the jukebox.

time to hit it full throttle.

 

bob.

 

Guess the hunt for Benzodiazepines is over for today? Nevermind, there is always tomorrow. Alcohol today, Valium tomorrow!

 

But if you're in a bar with tatted up slappers draped all over you, a mate buying you beers, and AC/DC pumping on the jukebox, then why would you want to be posting simultaneously on AN?

 

Maybe because your really at home, you accidentally locked yourself in the bathroom again, and now your awaiting the rescue team to arrive? 

[theshu25]

43 minutes ago, saintdomingo said:

You were showing off about drinking 285 the other day. Same as you show off about how much money you have.

The  bloke is a phoney and no more then a troll looking for bites.

[bob smith]

jujst had a bit of kssiy kissy wsith one of the girlies.

 

shaun is getting the tequaslia in next.

 

party time baby, better than sitting at home when the weather like this!!

onjly a loser would do that.

 

bopb.

[Nick Carter icp]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

im still on the beer now with my buddy shaun from devon.

 

   Bob  : You frequently post that you are out drinking with friends in current time .

Like, go and drink with your friends and come and tell us about it when you get back .

Anyone would think that you are sat there drinking on your own with no friends 

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   Bob  : You frequently post that you are out drinking with friends in current time .

Like, go and drink with your friends and come and tell us about it when you get back .

Anyone would think that you are sat there drinking on your own with no friends 

you are postingm alone with no freiends.

 

hwo is your 1 bedroom apartment nick?

is it dark?

 

bob.

[herfiehandbag]

I think that there is something of a risk that he is mistaking us for people who care!

[Nick Carter icp]

3 minutes ago, bob smith said:

jujst had a bit of kssiy kissy wsith one of the girlies.

 

 

 

   Now you got me reminiscing of when I was 14 years old down the Youth club .

If you're lucky, you may be able to squeeze their breasts later 

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, herfiehandbag said:

I think that there is something of a risk that he is mistaking us for people who care!

you obviously care enough to comment herfie!

 

bob.

[sungod]

54 minutes ago, ColeBOzbourne said:

Bob's actually at home sipping ice-tea, working up the nerve to maybe squeeze lemon in there, but afraid it might be too daring. Sitting at the computer, trolling websites day and night, with only the geckos to keep him company. 

 

And switches back to spankbang for his 'intimate company. '

[Ralf001]

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

wanted to to get help the other day so went to a doctor who claimed he treats alcoholics.

 

when I explained my situation to him he said he can't treat me.

got into a massive argument with him,

told him what I thought of him then i stormed out and hit the nearest bar.

 

even went for a ST in my anger and frustration.

im still on the beer now with my buddy shaun from devon.

he's a free spirit like me and we aint goin home amytime soon.!

 

to alcohol, the cause and solution to all lifes problem.

ac/dc has just come on the jukebox.

time to hit it full throttle.

 

bob.

 

Bull<deleted>.

you need moderation.

or your a moderator.

[ABCDBKK]

9 minutes ago, bob smith said:

jujst had a bit of kssiy kissy wsith one of the girlies.

You can barely type anymore. Did you check the plumbing to make sure it's really a girlie?

 

I still reckon you were on the can and are still trapped in the sh*tter right now awaiting 191 to come and release you. 

Edited March 23 by ABCDBKK

[ABCDBKK]

5 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   Now you got me reminiscing of when I was 14 years old down the Youth club .

If you're lucky, you may be able to squeeze their breasts later 

I reckon he's the type that would rather be put over their knee and slapped. That would explain why he comes here to only get abused nonstop. 

[Keeps]

On most of Bob's threads like this, his spelling gets intentionally worse to 'show' just how much he has had to drink and what fun he is having...

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, Keeps said:

On most of Bob's threads like this, his spelling gets intentionally worse to 'show' just how much he has had to drink and what fun he is having...

wot u on about now.

 

bob.

[Korat Kiwi]

Damn it Bob,  wish I was having a beer right now.  Currently in Hang Dong picking up stuff the missus left here 5 years ago. 

 

Hope to get the hell out of here by 3 then it's a 6 hour drive to Nakhon  Sawan where we'll stay over night. 

 

I'll down 2 Leo's in quick succession no doubt.   Then ease into something stronger. 

 

Sunday drive back to Korat 

[ABCDBKK]

4 minutes ago, Keeps said:

On most of Bob's threads like this, his spelling gets intentionally worse to 'show' just how much he has had to drink and what fun he is having...

His post yesterday was much more fun and dramatic though:

 

Quote

 

enough is enough,

alcohol is killing me.

I can’t do this anymore.

It is ruining my life.

 

 

[Ralf001]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

i dont need help.

 

 

actually you do.

I suggest a bullet

[ABCDBKK]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

tatooed girls are all around me now.

 

wish you were here?

 

bob.

bob, serious question, how many tattoos does it take to make a bar girl? 

[Prubangboy]

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

wanted to to get help the other day so went to a doctor who claimed he treats alcoholics.

 

 

 

bob.

Yeah, that was a well-spent half a mil on medical school to end up in Pattaya milking the likes of Bob for nickels and dimes.

 

Who has lower self-esteem? Bob or the imaginary doctor?

Edited March 23 by Prubangboy

[bob smith]

12 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

actually you do.

I suggest a bullet

mods, if you are seeing this then please ban this clown.

 

he is now suggesting i kill myself.

 

surely that is a red line on AN?

 

bob.

[saintdomingo]

His typing has suddenly improved.

Takes a sharp memory to get away with bs.

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, saintdomingo said:

His typing has suddenly improved.

Takes a sharp memory to get away with bs.

obsessed.

 

bob.

[Ralf001]

16 minutes ago, bob smith said:

mods, if you are seeing this then please ban this clown.

 

he is now suggesting i kill myself.

 

surely that is a red line on AN?

 

bob.

 

Hahaha

A troll (likely is a mod) calling out to a moderator to ban someone.

but yes Bob you need a bullet.

Edited March 23 by Ralf001

[Nick Carter icp]

9 minutes ago, saintdomingo said:

His typing has suddenly improved.

Takes a sharp memory to get away with bs.

 

  I predict that he will post "I'm drucking funk" before 6 PM tonight 

Don't let me down, Bob