1 minute ago, roo860 said:

Ladyboys 'hanging out'? You should tuck their bits back in.🤭🤭

 

bob once told me that 2 a year doesn't make you queer. I can't say for sure though. I am still stuck at 0.

2 minutes ago, HugoFastor said:

 

I'll eat my words if am wrong, but let's see how long you and TA can go before you start shooting abrasive one liners at bob and each other.

I have him on ignore. He follows me around like a puppy looking for attention.

2 minutes ago, HugoFastor said:

 

bob once told me that 2 a year doesn't make you queer. I can't say for sure though. I am still stuck at 0.

Is 0 code for something?

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

I have recently joined an exclusive and prestigious gym in thailand.

 

Very expensive, only the really well heeled may apply..

 

Anyway As soon as i walked through the door i couldn't believe my eyes! The place was dripping with victorias secret model types. White skin, amazing bodies, most speak very good English.

 

Why oh why have i been wasting my life in bars filled with tattooed prozzies when i could have been mixing it with the creme de la creme instead..

 

Mrs smith is going to have to up her game now that i have seen the REAL talent that is on offer in this country - bob smith may just be on the lookout for a new bird!

 

bob.

Here we go again............

15 minutes ago, Dolf said:

Is 0 code for something?

 

Yes, it is code for "zero".

35 minutes ago, Dolf said:

I have him on ignore. He follows me around like a puppy looking for attention.

You may have him on ignore, but everyone else can see his responses to your posts.

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

You may have him on ignore, but everyone else can see his responses to your posts.

I can too if I click on them. He follows me. 

It's a bit like teenagers on this site sometimes.  All trying to outdo each other. 

 

FFS guys, get a life. 

 

Having a pissing contest over the most trivial of subjects.  I now question why I even look at this site. 

 

Grow the fak up for godsake.  Let's start acting your age and not your shoe size. 

 

I think most come here to gain extra knowledge about Thailand and life experiences.  Not to see/listen to immature people bickering about crap. 

 

Give me a week and I'll probably exit this so called falang forum site. 

 

 

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

Suits me.

 

I only talk to women. I give the cavemen a very wide birth.

 

bob.

Wide berth Bob!

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

I have recently joined an exclusive and prestigious gym in thailand.

 

Very expensive, only the really well heeled may apply..

 

Anyway As soon as i walked through the door i couldn't believe my eyes! The place was dripping with victorias secret model types. White skin, amazing bodies, most speak very good English.

 

Why oh why have i been wasting my life in bars filled with tattooed prozzies when i could have been mixing it with the creme de la creme instead..

 

Mrs smith is going to have to up her game now that i have seen the REAL talent that is on offer in this country - bob smith may just be on the lookout for a new bird!

 

bob.

If it was really that prestigious then how did you get in? Those girls are outta your league anyway so dream on Bob. 

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

I have recently joined an exclusive and prestigious gym in thailand.

 

Very expensive, only the really well heeled may apply..

Now I know what happened to 'Loadsamoney' - he's in a gym in Bangkok!

 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=harry+enfield+loads+of+money+sketch&sca_esv=d1ba00635c671747&sxsrf=ACQVn08Mb6WYj0OVBJGG_Jrawk2rzRUhAg%3A1711364324587&source=hp&ei=5FgBZrnlIcqqhbIPsra1uAQ&iflsig=ANes7DEAAAAAZgFm9JPIsNiiVl4W1mf1dJiVWLiAo2Po&oq=Loads+of+money+harr&gs_lp=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_OAQ&sclient=gws-wiz#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:13caa9c1,vid:8PFAEcHbgHY,st:0

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

Don't worry mate, I tick ALL the boxes!

 

bob.

In a hiso gym with hiso girls you couldn't tick 1 box for those girls. They aren't bar girls bob. They know what a fake rolex looks like and wouldn't even bother wearing a real one.  So I'm feeling another bod smith fantasy story coming our way. 

26 minutes ago, 2baht said:

Wide berth Bob!

typo. damn predictive text!

 

bob.

14 minutes ago, bob smith said:

typo. damn predictive text!

 

bob.

 

bob please let me know once you've successfully bedded most of the hot ladies there at the gym. I will be looking to you for some expert advice on how to hook some of them too. I am certainly not as rich, as charming, as young or as handsome as you, but maybe there is still some hope for me if I can at least speak Thai half as good as you?

49 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said:

It's a bit like teenagers on this site sometimes.  All trying to outdo each other. 

 

FFS guys, get a life. 

 

Having a pissing contest over the most trivial of subjects.  I now question why I even look at this site. 

 

Grow the fak up for godsake.  Let's start acting your age and not your shoe size. 

 

I think most come here to gain extra knowledge about Thailand and life experiences.  Not to see/listen to immature people bickering about crap. 

 

Give me a week and I'll probably exit this so called falang forum site. 

 

 

It does not get any better. Khunla gives good info though. 

 

Internet forums for good info died when Thorntree died.

56 minutes ago, greg71 said:

He looks like he ate somebody for lunch.

2 hours ago, Nemises said:

Pics or it didn’t happen. 

 

Something like this

 

3 minutes ago, Denim said:

 

Something like this

 

There's a bloke or two amongst that mix, I'm sure! 

 

Which one is Bob? 

58 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said:

It's a bit like teenagers on this site sometimes.  All trying to outdo each other. 

 

FFS guys, get a life. 

 

Yeah...  Get a life...   but reply to the threads where you think people 'don't have a life'... 

 

 

58 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said:

Having a pissing contest over the most trivial of subjects.  I now question why I even look at this site. 

 

Yet here you...   erm...  Try that getting a life malarkey perhaps ? 

 

 

58 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said:

Grow the fak up for godsake.  Let's start acting your age and not your shoe size. 

 

Indeed... lets grow up.... Shall we start by not using phrases we used in primary school ???

 

58 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said:

I think most come here to gain extra knowledge about Thailand and life experiences.  Not to see/listen to immature people bickering about crap. 

 

You're in the Pub Forum... Learn how to navigate.

 

 

58 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said:

Give me a week and I'll probably exit this so called falang forum site. 

 

Why wait a week ???...   

 

Probably ???.... so probably not ?...... 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Korat Kiwi said:

Which one is Bob? 

 

The one telling people not to act their shoe size ?

1 minute ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Yeah...  Get a life...   but reply to the threads where you think people 'don't have a life'... 

 

 

 

Yet here you...   erm...  Try that getting a life malarkey perhaps ? 

 

 

 

Indeed... lets grow up.... Shall we start by not using phrases we used in primary school ???

 

 

You're in the Pub Forum... Learn how to navigate.

 

 

 

Why wait a week ???...   

 

Probably ???.... so probably not ?...... 

 

 

 

I'd call you a cock... But they have some use.  Stick with your mates... Loser. 

21 minutes ago, HugoFastor said:

 

bob please let me know once you've successfully bedded most of the hot ladies there at the gym. I will be looking to you for some expert advice on how to hook some of them too. I am certainly not as rich, as charming, as young or as handsome as you, but maybe there is still some hope for me if I can at least speak Thai half as good as you?

 

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.

 

Is this a bad time for coffee, tea or somtam?

4 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said:

I'd call you a cock... But they have some use.  Stick with your mates... Loser. 

 

You should start apologising to trees, they work extremely hard to produce oxygen so you can breathe...     

 

 

2 hours ago, roo860 said:

Ladyboys 'hanging out'? You should tuck their bits back in.🤭🤭

 

Coupla dots of hot melt glue keeps em tucked.

3 minutes ago, Dolf said:

 

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.

 

Is this a bad time for coffee, tea or somtam?

 

I always ride shotgun with mates like bob who are pure chick magnets. Takes all the effort out of it by being able to get setup with their fat friends.

 

I used to have a friend who made things even easier for himself. He would put in no effort at all and start by choosing a number, skip the regular bars, go straight to the go-gos, and ask the mamasans if they had his number. Once he got a match it was bar fine time. Usually 3-4 bars and he hit bingo. And if that didn't work, he would go to Thermae, drink a few, and then on the way out take which ever one was standing closest to the door.

 

 

 

45 minutes ago, HugoFastor said:

 

bob please let me know once you've successfully bedded most of the hot ladies there at the gym. I will be looking to you for some expert advice on how to hook some of them too. I am certainly not as rich, as charming, as young or as handsome as you, but maybe there is still some hope for me if I can at least speak Thai half as good as you?

 

Best case scenario.

 

Bob swiping one of their sweaty towels to masturbate into.

4 hours ago, bob smith said:

I have recently joined an exclusive and prestigious gym in thailand.

 

Very expensive, only the really well heeled may apply..

 

Anyway As soon as i walked through the door i couldn't believe my eyes! The place was dripping with victorias secret model types. White skin, amazing bodies, most speak very good English.

 

Why oh why have i been wasting my life in bars filled with tattooed prozzies when i could have been mixing it with the creme de la creme instead..

 

Mrs smith is going to have to up her game now that i have seen the REAL talent that is on offer in this country - bob smith may just be on the lookout for a new bird!

 

bob.

I hope you didn't forget your Rolex.

5 minutes ago, ravip said:

I hope you didn't forget your Rolex.

I was wearing the Submariner today.

 

bob.

Never been in a gym or a swimming pool since the 1960's, can't see the point in suffering when you don't have to.