When does the action start in Pattaya?

[MrPancake]

I've been touring Pattaya for an hour or so. Not much going on except chinese tourists going up and down walking street with guides and old people watching tv in pubs. It's 9:30pm now. When do things get started?

[Upnotover]

What "action"are you seeking?  African?

[mlkik]

  On 3/31/2024 at 2:35 PM, MrPancake said:

I've been touring Pattaya for an hour or so. Not much going on except chinese tourists going up and down walking street with guides and old people watching tv in pubs. It's 9:30pm now. When do things get started?

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24.00

[MrPancake]

  On 3/31/2024 at 2:45 PM, Upnotover said:

What "action"are you seeking?  African?

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Found some on beachroad but terrible quality. So no. I just want a fun bar with ladies who don't look zombie bored. Anyways it won't be for tonight. I'm bored now. Headed home after my beer. Might have hit the town too early.

[lexxy]

move inland 2 streets

[Denim]

  On 3/31/2024 at 2:35 PM, MrPancake said:

When do things get started?

 

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After you give up and go to bed. Then the all clear is given.

[foreverlomsak]

  On 3/31/2024 at 2:35 PM, MrPancake said:

I've been touring Pattaya for an hour or so. Not much going on except chinese tourists going up and down walking street with guides and old people watching tv in pubs. It's 9:30pm now. When do things get started?

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Try Soi 6 between beach road and second road or LK Metro and Soi Bukhow (however you spell it) or one of the many "gentlemen's clubs", does depend on what you want though.

[CharlieH]

Better suited to the Pattaya forum.

 

MOVED

[MrPancake]

  On 3/31/2024 at 3:25 PM, CharlieH said:

Better suited to the Pattaya forum.

 

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Thank you, Charlie 👍

[MrPancake]

  On 3/31/2024 at 3:22 PM, foreverlomsak said:

Try Soi 6 between beach road and second road or LK Metro and Soi Bukhow (however you spell it) or one of the many "gentlemen's clubs", does depend on what you want though.

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Except soi 6 I have been everywhere. Buhakhao and WS. Many bored girls and empty place. Many old people in pubs. That where I landed eventually. Watching football. I hate it but at least it lively 😄🥳

 

 

 

[MrPancake]

What is Mci vs Ars anyway?

[Senior Player]

  On 3/31/2024 at 3:34 PM, MrPancake said:

What is Mci vs Ars anyway?

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MAN CITY v ARSENAL

[MrPancake]

  On 3/31/2024 at 3:37 PM, Senior Player said:

MAN CITY v ARSENAL

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Roger that. At least I know what I'm watching 😄 Thx pal

[Banana7]

Try LK Metro. Walking street is a late start, 23:00-2400; Chiyapum is also active. Soi 6, should go early, 6 or 7pm, good ones disappear quickly.

[vangrop]

  On 3/31/2024 at 2:35 PM, MrPancake said:

I've been touring Pattaya for an hour or so. Not much going on except chinese tourists going up and down walking street with guides and old people watching tv in pubs. It's 9:30pm now. When do things get started?

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I suggest you better spend your vacation in Davos if you even cannot find the hot spots in a city as Pattaya

[thesetat]

  On 3/31/2024 at 3:31 PM, MrPancake said:

 

Except soi 6 I have been everywhere. Buhakhao and WS. Many bored girls and empty place. Many old people in pubs. That where I landed eventually. Watching football. I hate it but at least it lively 😄🥳

 

 

 

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That's because Chinese tourists do not spend money for evening activities except to walk around taking photos of the fun everyone else is having.  

[VBF]

  On 3/31/2024 at 3:55 PM, vangrop said:

I suggest you better spend your vacation in Davos if you even cannot find the hot spots in a city as Pattaya

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You beat me to it.

Action of various sorts is available 24/7 in Pattaya.

I suggest the OP may have been touring with his eyes and ears closed.

 

I've just walked up soi Lengke and 3 bars are open with customers drinking. It's 8:30 am. Same bars only closed at 2 am.🤪

Look around you Sir

[mran66]

Seems you've got pattaya wrong.

 

Action usually starts shortly after entering your room with girl(s) or ladyboy(s). When it ends is up to your strength and imagination - and your wallet. 

[proton]

The whole place is a fools paradise, the girls usually hate you, they are just good actors.

[thecyclist]

And for a moment I thought you were asking about the water splashing ,baby powder in your mouth and nose action. I am still traumatized from the one year I didn't flee Thailand over Songkran. 

[thecyclist]

  On 4/1/2024 at 2:32 AM, proton said:

The whole place is a fools paradise, the girls usually hate you, they are just good actors.

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They do get pretty excited about the prospect of the cash flow. That accounts for the good acting. 

Otherwise their acting is abysmal, especially the fake moaning. 

[Bobthegimp]

  On 4/1/2024 at 1:55 AM, VBF said:

suggest the OP may have been touring with his eyes and ears closed

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Or his wallet.

 

If you're not having fun in Pattaya just spend more money.  Go forth into that herd of bored, sullen bar girls and make it rain.  All of your frowns will be turned upside down.  You'd be amazed at what the girls will let you do in an empty bar.  

 

Last year I was in a bar on Buakhao in the wee hours of the morning, long past the official 2am closing time.  One punter was passed out on a bench 2m away from me. An enterprising girl extracted his gizzard from his shorts and woke him up.  The drunkard let her finish the job, threw 200 baht at her and ran off into the night.  The girl rinsed out her mouth with sangsom and was happy to have the extra money.  The rest of the women shouted that he should have paid more.  It was the best laugh I'd had in a while. 

[stoner]

  On 4/1/2024 at 6:00 AM, thecyclist said:

  On 4/1/2024 at 2:32 AM, proton said:

The whole place is a fools paradise, the girls usually hate you, they are just good actors.

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They do get pretty excited about the prospect of the cash flow. That accounts for the good acting. 

Otherwise their acting is abysmal, especially the fake moaning.

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ahhh the good ol its not me its her routine. 

[stoner]

  On 4/1/2024 at 6:03 AM, Bobthegimp said:

Last year I was in a bar on Buakhao in the wee hours of the morning, long past the official 2am closing time.  One punter was passed out on a bench 2m away from me. An enterprising girl extracted his gizzard from his shorts and woke him up.  The drunkard let her finish the job, threw 200 baht at her and ran off into the night.  The girl rinsed out her mouth with sangsom and was happy to have the extra money.  The rest of the women shouted that he should have paid more.  It was the best laugh I'd had in a while.

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you should have paid more but good on you. 

[georgegeorgia]

  On 3/31/2024 at 3:31 PM, MrPancake said:

 

Except soi 6 I have been everywhere. Buhakhao and WS. Many bored girls and empty place. Many old people in pubs. That where I landed eventually. Watching football. I hate it but at least it lively 😄🥳

 

 

 

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I'm not keen on "old" people either ,but I may I ask your age young man?

[MrPancake]

  On 4/1/2024 at 6:54 AM, georgegeorgia said:

I'm not keen on "old" people either ,but I may I ask your age young man?

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I'm not a young man. Early 40's.

Well I guess I can still qualify as young biologically.

Pretty healthy lifestyle.

That narcissism talking btw 😄

[MrPancake]

  On 4/1/2024 at 5:55 AM, thecyclist said:

And for a moment I thought you were asking about the water splashing ,baby powder in your mouth and nose action. I am still traumatized from the one year I didn't flee Thailand over Songkran. 

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When is it ?

That should be fun 👍

[Photoguy21]

  On 3/31/2024 at 2:35 PM, MrPancake said:

I've been touring Pattaya for an hour or so. Not much going on except chinese tourists going up and down walking street with guides and old people watching tv in pubs. It's 9:30pm now. When do things get started?

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Define "things"

[VBF]

  On 4/1/2024 at 2:32 AM, proton said:

The whole place is a fools paradise, the girls usually hate you, they are just good actors.

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Works for me...... as long as I, the customer, is satisfied 🤪

[KhunBENQ]

  On 3/31/2024 at 2:35 PM, MrPancake said:

old people watching tv in pubs

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Sounds like your the young party all night type.

Then "clubs" like Republic or MYST are for you.

The usually don't open before 11 PM.

(I don't speak from experience but from Instagram).

I am a boring old fart and the action around Soi Buakhao/LK etc. at 10 PM is enough for me.

But I agree that many places are quiet now even at that time (was in Pattaya until last week).