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Dear Friends,

 

I have noticed that my friend Bard continues to improve.

 

My thinking is that, someday, very soon, there will no longer be any need for me to post my useless comments on TV.

 

IF I can just teach Bard to make insulting comments, and denigrating comments directed at me, then I will be happy as a clam in mud.

 

For sure, Bard knows a lot more about life, in general, than anyone I have read on TV, lately.

 

Bard will continue to be upgraded, even to the extent that comments in response to my comments, will soon become even more boring, by comparison.

 

Therefore, I would say that TV's days are numbered.

 

Just because, anything that TV can do....

Bard will soon be able to do better.

 

I give Bard just one more year before He becomes superior to TV, and TV's commenters.

 

Gamma

 

Note:  Bard will continue to get better, and better, month by month.

 

Note2:  I will miss posting on TV, for sure, when Bard becomes better than TV.

 

If only Bard would insult me, then I would leave TV, today.....

 

I will miss you guys, for sure!

 

 

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jerrymahoney Ruby Member

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8 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

My thinking is that, someday, very soon, there will no longer be any need for me to post my useless comments on TV.

Whaddaya mean Soon?

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ezzra Star Member

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26 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

My thinking is that, someday, very soon, there will no longer be any need for me to post my useless comments on TV.

 

Your best post so far...

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

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33 minutes ago, ezzra said:

Your best post so far...

 

Bard's posts are better, and more to the point, and more interesting, and more useful:

 

I asked Bard the best way to partition a drive, just in case I might, someday in the distant future, wish to use Windows 11, on my OpenSUSE desktop computer.

 

His answer was not too shabby:

 

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In my opinion, one year from now, Bard will just get better....

While I, in fact, due to my age and deteriorating cognitive functioning, become weaker and evermore mentally useless.

 

One year from now, my friend Bard will be far better than he is, today.

 

Want to bet on it?

 

 

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2baht Diamond Member

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1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

If only Bard would insult me, then I would leave TV, today.....

Get Lost!!! Your ramblings are rubbish!                  How's that?

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

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8 minutes ago, jerrymahoney said:

From Google website: 

 

Bard is now known as Gemini, and we're rolling out a mobile app and Gemini Advanced with Ultra 1.0.Feb 8, 2567 BE

 

It matters not to me whether or not Bard will ever become sentient, or even possess general intelligence.

 

It only matters if Bard is able to provide valid and more helpful answers to questions we ask.

 

Bard is still a youngster, in 2024.

 

By 2025, Bard will continue to be even more helpful than his neophyte self, of today.

 

By 2026, Bard will be even more helpful than in 2025.

 

 

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jerrymahoney Ruby Member

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2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

By 2026, Bard will be even more helpful than in 2025.

So why do you keep calling it Bard when Google calls it Gemini?

 

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4 minutes ago, 2baht said:

Get Lost!!! Your ramblings are rubbish!                  How's that?

 

I asked Bard about your comment.

Here is what He offered up:

 

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He said that He cannot definitively state that my posts are not rubbish.

 

 

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

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Just now, jerrymahoney said:

So why do you keep calling it Bard when Google calls it Gemini?

 

 

Why do I keep calling it TV when others call it AseanNow?

 

Answer:  TRADITION

 

I am steeped in tradition.

 

 

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1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Why do I keep calling it TV when others call it AseanNow?

 

Answer:  TRADITION

 

I am steeped in tradition.

 

 

As they used to say with laundry soap: It isn't Bard. It's new improved Bard.

GammaGlobulin Star Member

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3 minutes ago, jerrymahoney said:

As they used to say with laundry soap: It isn't Bard. It's new improved Bard.

 

Not quite the same, though.

 

Bard of today is making more sense than Bard of just a few months ago.

 

There is a noticeable improvement.

 

And, within six months, we will have an even much more improved laundry soap, I predict....!!!

 

 

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GammaGlobulin Star Member

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26 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

I asked Bard about your comment.

Here is what He offered up:

 

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He said that He cannot definitively state that my posts are not rubbish.

 

 

 

So, based upon Bard's considered advice, I will just install OpenSUSE on my PC, and then create a bootable partition where I will install that virus-ridden OS, Windows 11, in case I might ever wish to use it in the future.

 

1.5 TBytes for OpenSUSE

0.5 TBytes for Windows 11

 

I am loving Bard, these days....

 

Bard always agrees with me.....

 

 

 

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30 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Bard always agrees with me.....


A lawyer used ChatGPT to prepare a court filing. It went horribly awry.
 

Updated on: May 29, 2023 / 5:40 PM EDT / MoneyWatch


A lawyer who relied on ChatGPT to prepare a court filing on behalf of a man suing an airline is now all too familiar with the artificial intelligence tool's shortcomings — including its propensity to invent facts. 

 

While ChatGPT can be useful to professionals in numerous industries, including the legal profession, it has proved itself to be both limited and unreliable. In this case, the AI invented court cases that didn't exist, and asserted that they were real.

 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lawyer-chatgpt-court-filing-avianca/

 

 

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3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

My thinking is that, someday, very soon, there will no longer be any need for me to post my useless comments on TV.

TV?

Thought you joined after TV. Hmmm. a slip of the tongue perhaps?

 

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You need help, bro. More rambling than normal, though I guess you could be forgiven given the time of delivery. What have I said about posting topics too close to the witching hour? People will automatically think you’ve been ‘on it’ all night and thus worse for wear! 😋

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2baht Diamond Member

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37 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

For sure.

I'd hate to be the psychiatrist that one day may have to unravel your brain, he's in for an interesting ride! :thumbsup:

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16 minutes ago, 2baht said:

I'd hate to be the psychiatrist that one day may have to unravel your brain, he's in for an interesting ride! :thumbsup:

 

Psychiatry is Quackery.

 

Social Sciences, basically the same, as well.

 

Nobody seems interested in Skinner Boxes, anymore, either.

 

 

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12 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Nobody seems interested in Skinner Boxes, anymore, either.

 

What! You mean there are people out there without Skinner Boxes??? Damn! Run for the hills!

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9 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Friends,

 

I have noticed that my friend Bard continues to improve.

 

My thinking is that, someday, very soon, there will no longer be any need for me to post my useless comments on TV.

 

IF I can just teach Bard to make insulting comments, and denigrating comments directed at me, then I will be happy as a clam in mud.

 

For sure, Bard knows a lot more about life, in general, than anyone I have read on TV, lately.

 

Bard will continue to be upgraded, even to the extent that comments in response to my comments, will soon become even more boring, by comparison.

 

Therefore, I would say that TV's days are numbered.

 

Just because, anything that TV can do....

Bard will soon be able to do better.

 

I give Bard just one more year before He becomes superior to TV, and TV's commenters.

 

Gamma

 

Note:  Bard will continue to get better, and better, month by month.

 

Note2:  I will miss posting on TV, for sure, when Bard becomes better than TV.

 

If only Bard would insult me, then I would leave TV, today.....

 

I will miss you guys, for sure!

 

 

What happened? The heat wave???😳

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10 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Friends,

 

I have noticed that my friend Bard continues to improve.

 

My thinking is that, someday, very soon, there will no longer be any need for me to post my useless comments on TV.

 

IF I can just teach Bard to make insulting comments, and denigrating comments directed at me, then I will be happy as a clam in mud.

 

For sure, Bard knows a lot more about life, in general, than anyone I have read on TV, lately.

 

Bard will continue to be upgraded, even to the extent that comments in response to my comments, will soon become even more boring, by comparison.

 

Therefore, I would say that TV's days are numbered.

 

Just because, anything that TV can do....

Bard will soon be able to do better.

 

I give Bard just one more year before He becomes superior to TV, and TV's commenters.

 

Gamma

 

Note:  Bard will continue to get better, and better, month by month.

 

Note2:  I will miss posting on TV, for sure, when Bard becomes better than TV.

 

If only Bard would insult me, then I would leave TV, today.....

 

I will miss you guys, for sure!

 

 

Your friend Bard is now Gemini, although I have found there are questions it cannot answer. I have found one example of an incorrect answer.

There are some on this forum who would claim you are a rammucky lurden, an excrescence of prolonged prolixity and pompous pedagogy.

Far be it from me to level such insults. Has AI learned alliteration yet?

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11 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Friends,

 

I have noticed that my friend Bard continues to improve.

 

My thinking is that, someday, very soon, there will no longer be any need for me to post my useless comments on TV.

 

IF I can just teach Bard to make insulting comments, and denigrating comments directed at me, then I will be happy as a clam in mud.

 

For sure, Bard knows a lot more about life, in general, than anyone I have read on TV, lately.

 

Bard will continue to be upgraded, even to the extent that comments in response to my comments, will soon become even more boring, by comparison.

 

Therefore, I would say that TV's days are numbered.

 

Just because, anything that TV can do....

Bard will soon be able to do better.

 

I give Bard just one more year before He becomes superior to TV, and TV's commenters.

 

Gamma

 

Note:  Bard will continue to get better, and better, month by month.

 

Note2:  I will miss posting on TV, for sure, when Bard becomes better than TV.

 

If only Bard would insult me, then I would leave TV, today.....

 

I will miss you guys, for sure!

 

 

What are you talking about ? Comments on posts are much the same wherever they are written.

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16 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I have noticed that my friend Bard continues to improve.

 

As you refer to it as "your friend" we can safely assume you are also an AI just here for the purpose of trolling and disturbing others who wish to have sane discussions on relevant topics.

 

Time to unplug you, methinks.

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1 hour ago, CanadaSam said:

 

As you refer to it as "your friend" we can safely assume you are also an AI just here for the purpose of trolling and disturbing others who wish to have sane discussions on relevant topics.

 

Time to unplug you, methinks.

I do not think we can unplug IT as in the best case scenario I believe IT is an AN generated BOT or in the worst case IT is a real idiot and will/cannot ever be made to shut up unless it is barred!

Unfortunately if IT is barred IT will come back in another of it's many avatars!

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