Happy Thai New Year from Mr.Goat

[Goat]

Happy Thai New Year my friends.

Without doubt this is the most fun time of the year for Thais and foreigners.

Surrounded by often drunk wet t-shirted, silky skinned petite women, of which a high percentage are not shy to give a happy westerner a friendly squirrel grip.

Sometimes the foreigner can get caught up in the moment and get a bit over excited.

Dont show anger.

If you are going to drink and drive, then drive very slowly.

No fighting with the Thais. Especially if you are Welsh, you will lose. Badly.

Get a plastic phone holder to keep your phone dry.

No shooting water in the eyes.

Please, no kicking the Thai women, especially if they are pregnant or doctors.

No biting the Thais.

If you are British and need to defecate, please ask where a toilet is and dont do it in the street.

Keep your clothes on.

No performing oral sex on bargirls in public, especially when people are filming.

 

Have fun and stay safe.

 

[Stocky]

That guy on Soi 4 could have done with a potty

[Nick Carter icp]

You "won" POTY because you opened up a poll and voted for yourself , then closed the poll and announced your self as the winner with 100 % of the vote .

   There were no other candidates and no other voters apart from you 

[Goat]

Just now, Nick Carter icp said:

You "won" POTY because you opened up a poll and voted for yourself , then closed the poll and announced your self as the winner with 100 % of the vote .

   There were no other candidates and no other voters apart from you 

Well not 100%, but this is Thailand.

Elections are done a bit differently here, if you dont like it then go back to wherever you came from.

[Ben Zioner]

17 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

You "won" POTY because you opened up a poll and voted for yourself , then closed the poll and announced your self as the winner with 100 % of the vote .

   There were no other candidates and no other voters apart from you 

That's what I would call a successful integration into the "Thai culture". Next time i'll vote Goat.

[KannikaP]

29 minutes ago, Goat said:

 

If you are going to drink and drive, then drive very slowly.

The most stupid thing The Goat has bleated in a long while.

Someone driving very slowly as suggested will be more noticeable than someone pissed up driving normal speed. And more dangerous as traffic will back-up behind them. 

[Goat]

Just now, KannikaP said:

The most stupid thing The Goat has bleated in a long while.

Someone driving very slowly as suggested will be more noticeable than someone pissed up driving normal speed. And more dangerous as traffic will back-up behind them. 

I meant when driving through the crowds.

Hit somebody at 10kmh you are unlikely to kill them.

Plus much easier for motorbikes etc to take evasive action.

Take care mate.

[Goat]

13 minutes ago, Ben Zioner said:

That's what I would call a successful integration into the "Thai culture". Next time i'll vote Goat.

Thataboy

[KannikaP]

25 minutes ago, Goat said:

I meant when driving through the crowds.

Hit somebody at 10kmh you are unlikely to kill them.

Plus much easier for motorbikes etc to take evasive action.

Take care mate.

But in answer to the sentence I replied to, ' if you are going to drink and drive'   DON'T. Omit one of them

[Nick Carter icp]

54 minutes ago, Goat said:

Well not 100%, but this is Thailand.

Elections are done a bit differently here, if you dont like it then go back to wherever you came from.

 

   Teekdoor or Thaiger ?

[george]

[Yagoda]

1 hour ago, Goat said:

Well not 100%, but this is Thailand.

Elections are done a bit differently here, if you dont like it then go back to wherever you came from.

Dude you are celebrating yourself as "The Poster of the Year" on an Internet Message Board. Thats like winning an early toilet training debate between the mommy's on a park bench.

 

How empty humanity has become.

[Rimmer]

Topic title has been edited, as far as I am aware Mr Goat is not and never has been POTY

[BangkokReady]

More lies from the deluded fantasist... 🙄

[Goat]

 

[Stocky]

2 hours ago, Rimmer said:

Topic title has been edited, as far as I am aware Mr Goat is not and never has been POTY

The guy's certifiably potty

[Goat]

23 hours ago, Ben Zioner said:

That's what I would call a successful integration into the "Thai culture". Next time i'll vote Goat.

Usually they dont let you run twice.

But Yinn was the champion between 2019-2023