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Nice Diarrhea from Songkran Water


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Another reason why I avoid the 'festival', though not so much where we live now, but when at Udon Thani, the municipality used to pump water out of the rather stagnant, algae filled city lake.  Did have plenty of fish in it, but I don't think they minded.

 

That and the folks pumping from not so deep wells in the villages, all a bit suspect.

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32 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Maybe wear an extra-LARGE condom on your head before venturing forth?

Works for me.

 

 


I tried that too, but had no success. Someone told me it only works for d1ckheads. So I gave up. Thanks for the thought though.  

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13 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

If you blast a gelatinous stench schmear in your rear, just ask for a good spraying to wash it out. Why look for a fountain?

 

When looking for a fountain, just do not choose the same type of fountain used by that Farang, this past week, and written about in a Topic on TV, just a few days ago: "Foreigner's Shocking Behavior On Soi 4 Sparks Outrage"

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Dioj said:


I tried that too, but had no success. Someone told me it only works for d1ckheads. So I gave up. Thanks for the thought though.  

 

You may be right:

 

Perhaps this strategy works ONLY for...."quality tourists".

 

 

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2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

When looking for a fountain, just do not choose the same type of fountain used by that Farang, this past week, and written about in a Topic on TV, just a few days ago: "Foreigner's Shocking Behavior On Soi 4 Sparks Outrage"

 

 


Oh, was that you? 🤔 

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Never used to call it Diarrhea as a youngster.

 

Mother always told to us to shout Clinkers if an evacuation was imminent

 

Maths lessons at School naturally produced Clinkers daily on an epic scale.

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3 hours ago, NickyLouie said:

Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ?

 

rather unlikely unless you ingest larger quantities of it.

I'd rather bet on overexposure to the sun.

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10 hours ago, NickyLouie said:

Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ?

That’s why I leave the country , Nasty Crap , should be water trucks provided by the City of Pattaya not some water from some disgusting klong  

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10 hours ago, 0ffshore360 said:

Head down, mouth closed on rare occasion a target for public water dousing.

Diarrhea immediately after experiencing songkran water?

More likely a major relaxing of the anal sphincter upon achieving the safety of private  accommodation.

Either that or the prawns eaten last night after the water they were  stewing in was repurposed  for  songkran?

Isn’t it usually 9 hours before appearing 

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11 hours ago, NickyLouie said:

Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ?

On that subject, does anyone really know what quality is in the water in the ice blocks they shove in ones beer?

I tend to drink the beer quick, well before too much of the ice starts to melt so it doesn't dilute the beer.

Then get the bottle itself and shove in the ice before any second attempt at top up....get some funny looks though.

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