Popular Post NickyLouie Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ? 2 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post it is what it is Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 2 minutes ago, NickyLouie said: Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ? absolutely not, am on a wonderful holiday enjoying what i want to do, when i want to do it, without some idiot throwing water at me. bliss. 😁 5 1 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GammaGlobulin Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 7 minutes ago, NickyLouie said: Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ? Maybe wear an extra-LARGE condom on your head before venturing forth? Works for me. 1 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post proton Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 No only been out twice, no water chucked at us at all, don't mind kids doing it, the adults can f off. 1 1 1 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: Maybe wear an extra-LARGE condom on your head before venturing forth? Works for me. Does not seem to have worked in your case as you are still posting! (unfortunately) Please try using a larger condom again as being such a bighead you are probably trying to use a size that is too small for your supersizes cranium (in your opinion)! 1 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunLA Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Another reason why I avoid the 'festival', though not so much where we live now, but when at Udon Thani, the municipality used to pump water out of the rather stagnant, algae filled city lake. Did have plenty of fish in it, but I don't think they minded. That and the folks pumping from not so deep wells in the villages, all a bit suspect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 0ffshore360 Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 Head down, mouth closed on rare occasion a target for public water dousing. Diarrhea immediately after experiencing songkran water? More likely a major relaxing of the anal sphincter upon achieving the safety of private accommodation. Either that or the prawns eaten last night after the water they were stewing in was repurposed for songkran? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yagoda Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 If you blast a gelatinous stench schmear in your rear, just ask for a good spraying to wash it out. Why look for a fountain? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dioj Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 32 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: Maybe wear an extra-LARGE condom on your head before venturing forth? Works for me. I tried that too, but had no success. Someone told me it only works for d1ckheads. So I gave up. Thanks for the thought though. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post IvorBiggun2 Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 38 minutes ago, NickyLouie said: Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ? BS. Never in nearly 20 years have I had stomach problems in Thailand. 2 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 13 minutes ago, Yagoda said: If you blast a gelatinous stench schmear in your rear, just ask for a good spraying to wash it out. Why look for a fountain? When looking for a fountain, just do not choose the same type of fountain used by that Farang, this past week, and written about in a Topic on TV, just a few days ago: "Foreigner's Shocking Behavior On Soi 4 Sparks Outrage" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 3 minutes ago, Dioj said: I tried that too, but had no success. Someone told me it only works for d1ckheads. So I gave up. Thanks for the thought though. You may be right: Perhaps this strategy works ONLY for...."quality tourists". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dioj Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: When looking for a fountain, just do not choose the same type of fountain used by that Farang, this past week, and written about in a Topic on TV, just a few days ago: "Foreigner's Shocking Behavior On Soi 4 Sparks Outrage" Oh, was that you? 🤔 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 minute ago, Dioj said: Oh, was that you? 🤔 I am overweight, I admit. But, I am NOT obese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Honey Badger With A Badge Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 1 hour ago, NickyLouie said: Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ? Gotta be a weak puss to get the runs from getting shot by a water gun. Our ageing world is a shipwreck... 1 1 1 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G_Money Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 None from Songkran water. I managed to get it from time to time from dodgy seafood or licking dodgy as- at Windmill or Kink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JensenZ Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 40 minutes ago, Honey Badger With A Badge said: Gotta be a weak puss to get the runs from getting shot by a water gun. Our ageing world is a shipwreck... Nonsense! It depends on what pathogens are in the water. Plenty exist that could put even heroes like you on their backs. Maybe one day you'll get a brain-eating amoeba up your nose. In your case, there might not be much to eat. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 If you have been splashing about in Chiang Mai you're sure to have had some rat polluted moat water in your boat race 🤔 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorSucker Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 i do not consider any diarhrea nice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivas Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Never used to call it Diarrhea as a youngster. Mother always told to us to shout Clinkers if an evacuation was imminent Maths lessons at School naturally produced Clinkers daily on an epic scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverpool Lou Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 3 hours ago, NickyLouie said: Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ? If you're claiming that you did, how could you know that it was "Songkran water"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Removed one post. You can disagree without resorting to childish name calling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgw Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 3 hours ago, NickyLouie said: Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ? rather unlikely unless you ingest larger quantities of it. I'd rather bet on overexposure to the sun. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish star Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 10 hours ago, NickyLouie said: Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ? That’s why I leave the country , Nasty Crap , should be water trucks provided by the City of Pattaya not some water from some disgusting klong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish star Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 10 hours ago, IvorBiggun2 said: BS. Never in nearly 20 years have I had stomach problems in Thailand. You stay in your safe space eating canned beans lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish star Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 10 hours ago, 0ffshore360 said: Head down, mouth closed on rare occasion a target for public water dousing. Diarrhea immediately after experiencing songkran water? More likely a major relaxing of the anal sphincter upon achieving the safety of private accommodation. Either that or the prawns eaten last night after the water they were stewing in was repurposed for songkran? Isn’t it usually 9 hours before appearing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Skipalongcassidy Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 11 hours ago, NickyLouie said: Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ? Why on earth are you drinking "Songkran water"? There are better brands available. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluejets Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 (edited) 11 hours ago, NickyLouie said: Anyone get the nice diarrhea from ingestion of filthy Songkran water ? On that subject, does anyone really know what quality is in the water in the ice blocks they shove in ones beer? I tend to drink the beer quick, well before too much of the ice starts to melt so it doesn't dilute the beer. Then get the bottle itself and shove in the ice before any second attempt at top up....get some funny looks though. Edited April 15 by bluejets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zakalwe Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Breathe through your nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 11 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: Maybe wear an extra-LARGE condom on your head before venturing forth? Works for me. Only for dick heads. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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