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ChumpChange Silver Member

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Another feeble fable from bits and bobs. I'm waiting for his next silly yarn where he goes on a rant about how tea was a pathetic waste of time and how he's now properly back on the piss with one of his mates, along with dozens of tatted up slappers dripping off his knee, whilst he's about ready to go short-time. Nawng, check binnnnnnnnnnn!

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MrPhysio Apprentice Member

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12 hours ago, bob smith said:

I am now 30 days sober.

 

for the first time in my adult life I have managed to do a full month off the booze.

 

I managed it with tea.

good old english tea.

 

whenever I felt the craving for a drink I would make a brew.

sometimes 4/5 cups a day.

amazingly it has worked and the thought of having another sip of poison now knocks me sick!

 

Tea is a miracle worker,

can't forget to give a shoutout to it's brother Coffee,

both helped me immeasurably over the last 30 days.

 

bob.

 

Well done Mr. Smith. Yes, the best way to break a habit or an addiction is to replace one bad habit with a nonharmful repetitive activity. In this case, the repetition is drinking a volume of liquid from a container (cup/glass) and swallowing. Initially, there can be the addictive property of the substance, such as alcohol, to get out of your system, but that soon goes. Using something initially like a caffeine-based drink can soften the addictive withdrawal by giving you a subtle stimulant. After a while, the benefits of other substances such as green tea (smaller amount of caffeine but healthy other substances) can maintain your alcohol abstinence.

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ChumpChange Silver Member

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27 minutes ago, MrPhysio said:

 

Well done Mr. Smith. Yes, the best way to break a habit or an addiction is to replace one bad habit with a nonharmful repetitive activity. In this case, the repetition is drinking a volume of liquid from a container (cup/glass) and swallowing. Initially, there can be the addictive property of the substance, such as alcohol, to get out of your system, but that soon goes. Using something initially like a caffeine-based drink can soften the addictive withdrawal by giving you a subtle stimulant. After a while, the benefits of other substances such as green tea (smaller amount of caffeine but healthy other substances) can maintain your alcohol abstinence.


Haha, I pity you. You fell right for the bait. You've been tr0lled by boob. 😂

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CallumWK Gold Member

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5 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:


Haha, I pity you. You fell right for the bait. You've been tr0lled by boob. 😂

 

No Bob is no troll

 

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hankypankee Rookie Member

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2 hours ago, CallumWK said:

 

No Bob is no troll

 

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Looks like he enjoys his trolling, but seems he's terrible at keeping track of his lies. 

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ChumpChange Silver Member

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15 hours ago, bob smith said:

I am now 30 days sober.


You are about as sober as a bum on the Bowery. 5 days ago you were moaning and whinging about a pint of lager you had in bar in Nakorn Nowhere that had a foul stench.
 

If you can't be good then at least be good at it because the only fool you are fooling with all your hoaxes is yourself. 

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ChumpChange Silver Member

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43 minutes ago, Brian Hudson said:

Hi Bob well done to you my friend I’ve been off the booze for over ten years but I still love my cup of tea 


Bob hasn't stopped drinking for more than 5 minutes out of the last 31 million minutes. 

Ralf001 Star Member

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22 hours ago, Skeptic7 said:

I give ya another day or 2...maybe till the weekend then...

🍺 🍷🍸🍾🥃 🍻 ❗

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He got on the cans last night !

 

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proton Diamond Member

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One thing more boring than a drunk is an ex drunk droning on about how long it is since they had a drink, it's all some of them seem to talk about, nobody cares.

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Ralf001 Star Member

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36 minutes ago, bob smith said:

another stalker...

 

bob.

yeah stalking.... right.

you started the thread yesterday.... no my issue if your lie's are catching up with you.

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MrPhysio Apprentice Member

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Funny - I responded to this thread with no judgment, not knowing the background of anyone here.

 

Provided some advice for free on a forum that may be of benefit to somebody - even if it is not the original poster.

I take no offense at potentially false stories.

 

My attitude as a health professional is to provide information to the public.

 

Not my problem if the story is a scam as it is up to the reader or patient or scammer story teller to take it or leave it.

 

As far as health stories go, when heard by someone like me, it is not me who suffers the consequences of false info; the joke is on them and their health.

 

Anyone who pities me and thinks I am lessened for having human compassion is welcome to their opinion.

 

Meanwhile, I will continue reading these stories and use them for ideas and issues where I can give feedback, encouragement, or advice that it is up to the reader to take or leave.

 

This is similar to how Bob likes to interact with others in his way, and everyone else commenting reacts in their own way.

 

All good fun.

 

 

 

 

Pattaya57 Platinum Member

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I understand wht alcoholics lie to friends and family about drinking, but why would anyone feel the need to tell strangers on a forum that they are 30 days sober when obviously they are not?

GammaGlobulin Star Member

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On 6/4/2024 at 8:08 AM, bob smith said:

I am now 30 days sober.

 

Yes, but.....

 

Your scribblings seem as drunken as ever.

 

30 days is, obviously, not enough.

 

Let's wait another 270 days.

 

With 300 days, under your belt, you just might become a reasonable human being....although....

 

I rather doubt it.

 

What was your drug of choice, anyway?

 

Shaving lotion....or.....

The really hard stuff?

 

Note:  What tea are you drinking?  Try some PuErCha, is my advice.  But, I am betting that even PuErCha.....will not be strong enough to cure the likes of you of all your ills which you write about.

 

Good Luck with the PuErCha.

 

I assume that you know that the good PuErCha is sold in large round disks.

 

The caffeine will do wonders for you.

Might even pep you up....when...

Pepping up is probably the LAST thing any sane doc would order for you.

 

I know you are extremely wealthy.

So, you should be able to afford the best tea in the world....

Which is as it should be, for someone like you.

 

Why not climb a mountain and pick the tea leaves yourself, and then roll them into tiny knots, as the tea pickers do?

 

This might be the first step to your salvation, if salvation is even possible at this late stage of your deterioration.

 

Have you looked in the mirror, lately?

 

Do you see someone handsome as Charles Dorian Gray?

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If only you WOULD drink tea.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bob smith Ruby Member

bob smith

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5 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Yes, but.....

 

Your scribblings seem as drunken as ever.

 

30 days is, obviously, not enough.

 

Let's wait another 270 days.

 

With 300 days, under your belt, you just might become a reasonable human being....although....

 

I rather doubt it.

 

What was your drug of choice, anyway?

 

Shaving lotion....or.....

The really hard stuff?

 

Note:  What tea are you drinking?  Try some PuErCha, is my advice.  But, I am betting that even PuErCha.....will not be strong enough to cure the likes of you of all your ills which you write about.

 

Good Luck with the PuErCha.

 

I assume that you know that the good PuErCha is sold in large round disks.

 

The caffeine will do wonders for you.

Might even pep you up....when...

Pepping up is probably the LAST thing any sane doc would order for you.

 

I know you are extremely wealthy.

So, you should be able to afford the best tea in the world....

Which is as it should be, for someone like you.

 

Why not climb a mountain and pick the tea leaves yourself, and then roll them into tiny knots, as the tea pickers do?

 

This might be the first step to your salvation, if salvation is even possible at this late stage of your deterioration.

 

Have you looked in the mirror, lately?

 

Do you see someone handsome as Charles Dorian Gray?

image.png.cc2677cd26d4918c25ca7c13afce6ea4.png

 

 

If only you WOULD drink tea.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

im on the booze now.

 

bob.

GammaGlobulin Star Member

GammaGlobulin

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8 minutes ago, bob smith said:

im on the booze now.

 

bob.

 

Why not put some PuErCha in it?

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Turns out, and for all to see....

 

I am a much more serious person than you.

 

Right?

 

 

 

bob smith Ruby Member

bob smith

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3 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Why not put some PuErCha in it?

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Turns out, and for all to see....

 

I am a much more serious person than you.

 

Right?

 

 

 

you are an idiot.

 

no more, no less.

 

bob.

GammaGlobulin Star Member

GammaGlobulin

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13 minutes ago, bob smith said:

you are an idiot.

 

no more, no less.

 

bob.

 

So, I will take that as a compliment......

Right?

 

Also, being no less than an idiot.....

This must, at least, count for something.

 

Right?

 

 

bob smith Ruby Member

bob smith

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16 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

So, I will take that as a compliment......

Right?

 

Also, being no less than an idiot.....

This must, at least, count for something.

 

Right?

 

 

ZzzzzZzzzzz

 

bob.

GammaGlobulin Star Member

GammaGlobulin

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43 minutes ago, bob smith said:

ZzzzzZzzzzz

 

bob.

 

Sweet Dreams, Sir.

 

Don't Let your bedbugs bite....

 

Too much....

 

 

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Prubangboy Gold Member

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I remember the concept of builder's tea from my England years, but I think it was that they just put two teabags in the same cup.

 

Most American have been drinking severely under-brewed tea their whole lives.

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Keeps Gold Member

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45 minutes ago, Prubangboy said:

I remember the concept of builder's tea from my England years, but I think it was that they just put two teabags in the same cup.

 

Most American have been drinking severely under-brewed tea their whole lives.

For a proper cup of builder's tea, the teaspoon should be able to stand up in the cup unaided. Splash of milk, none of your poncey slices of lemon etc.

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