bob smith Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 (edited) i’ve been hanging out in the bars a lot the last few days. Im currently in southern thailand with ms nok. today we went to a local watering hole and nok went off for a few hours shopping. there was a farang sat at the bar so I pulled up a stool and we got to talkin. Apparently this guy had just got divorced in the UK. his wife left him and was cheating on him for years.. he was very matter of fact and open. then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’ I couldn’t believe it. why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago? he was actually a really nice bloke, he gave me his story about how he caught his wife cheating with their mutual friend and then just straight up comes out with that!! absolutely flabbergasted ! bob. Edited June 11 by bob smith 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post novacova Posted June 11 Popular Post Share Posted June 11 What inspires a person to strike up such a conversation with a stranger? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 (edited) 2 minutes ago, novacova said: What inspires a person to strike up such a conversation with a stranger? I just said hello and it snowballed from there! bob. Edited June 11 by bob smith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 4 minutes ago, bob smith said: i’ve been hanging out in the bars a lot the last few days. Im currently in southern thailand with ms nok. today we went to a local watering hole and nok went off for a few hours shopping. there was a farang sat at the bar so I pulled up a stool and we got to talkin. Apparently this guy had just got divorced in the UK. his wife left him and was cheating on him for years.. he was very matter of fact and open. then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’ I couldn’t believe it. why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago? he was actually a really nice bloke, he gave me his story about how he caught his wife cheating with their mutual friend and then just straight up comes out with that!! absolutely flabbergasted ! bob. Photos please Bob!😁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 Just now, roo860 said: Photos please Bob!😁 we are already back at the hotel. bob. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVENKEEL Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Where's Tom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 Just now, EVENKEEL said: Where's Tom? god knows. He said he was going to Pattaya but I haven’t spoken to him since Sunday. bob. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
novacova Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 4 minutes ago, bob smith said: I just said hello and it snowballed from there! bob. Hello… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celsius Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 7 minutes ago, bob smith said: I just said hello and it snowballed from there! bob. Snowballed, eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Imaginary friends again 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taotoo Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Maybe he was flirting with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 2 minutes ago, taotoo said: Maybe he was flirting with you. He seemed a broken man. He was heavily intoxicated. bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post novacova Posted June 11 Popular Post Share Posted June 11 23 minutes ago, bob smith said: he was very matter of fact and open. then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’ That fella got some big balls to admit to such a thing 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 (edited) 7 minutes ago, novacova said: That fella got some big balls to admit to such a thing my sentiments exactly! first he told me how his wife had taken everything, house, car, money, furniture. then he goes on to tell me his wife was cheating on him, then finally he tells me about his small willy. honestly, the guy was a complete train-wreck! bob. Edited June 11 by bob smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post richard_smith237 Posted June 11 Popular Post Share Posted June 11 You met MalcomB then Bob ??? 🫣 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 31 minutes ago, bob smith said: I just said hello and it snowballed from there! bob. What a p***k.😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 7 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said: You met MalcomB then Bob ??? 🫣 I was thinking more along the lines of @ChumpChange .. bob. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delgarcon Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 52 minutes ago, novacova said: What inspires a person to strike up such a conversation with a stranger? Well, you wouldn't tell your mates would you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baht Simpson Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 24 minutes ago, bob smith said: first he told me how his wife had taken everything, house, car, money, furniture. And his penis by the sound of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickTurator Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 https://www.udio.com/songs/35eWuKDx99wPM9z8WztBkb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoKorat Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 58 minutes ago, bob smith said: I couldn’t believe it. No and neither do I. You sure you haven't been talking to yourself in the mirror? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Are you sure you were not talking to yourself in a mirror....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmaxdan Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 1 hour ago, novacova said: What inspires a person to strike up such a conversation with a stranger? Particularly one with a micropenis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 1 hour ago, bob smith said: he was very matter of fact and open. then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’ Was his name Justin? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champers Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Did you have a reacharound? Fact checking in other words. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangkokReady Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 1 hour ago, bob smith said: why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago? Perhaps he wanted a little sympathy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Carter icp Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 1 hour ago, bob smith said: Im currently in southern thailand with ms nok. Bob , why are you with Big Noks wife ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hummin Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 1 hour ago, bob smith said: i’ve been hanging out in the bars a lot the last few days. Im currently in southern thailand with ms nok. today we went to a local watering hole and nok went off for a few hours shopping. there was a farang sat at the bar so I pulled up a stool and we got to talkin. Apparently this guy had just got divorced in the UK. his wife left him and was cheating on him for years.. he was very matter of fact and open. then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’ I couldn’t believe it. why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago? he was actually a really nice bloke, he gave me his story about how he caught his wife cheating with their mutual friend and then just straight up comes out with that!! absolutely flabbergasted ! bob. he didnt invite you to help him with his wife? Happenend to me once, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impulse Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Can he lick his eyebrows, and is he a tongue roller? Either of those attributes could offset a micro thingy. Taken together, the guy could be a God in the sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 1 hour ago, bob smith said: 1 hour ago, roo860 said: Photos please Bob!😁 we are already back at the hotel. bob. let the micro sparks fly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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