I'm a new member on the site, but I've been reading amusing stuff on here for quite a while, so this is going to be my first post. 

I moved to Thailand from the USA. I work in the IT field and I've been here about three years now on my own. I was first up in CM for close to two years which was OK, but now I've been in BKK for nearly a year working in our company’s main office. I think I prefer the Bangkok city lifestyle to Chiang Mai. 

Last weekend I was out with a few buddies from work, hitting the ex-pat bars around Silom in the evening and, after we all split up, it was late, and I was feeling a bit of a tingle in the loins, so I popped over to the Nana area by myself to have a gander. 

Since it was already after 2:00 AM it was starting to clear out, so I thought I better make a quick move. Thus, I made an arrangement with a couple of really cute girls I saw standing huddled together on the street in front of the Nana Hotel. 

Turns out they are both deaf, so we could only text back and forth about the details, which was a bit awkward at first, but once we got back to my place, and the bedroom Olympics started, things went off like a barn door in a storm. They might not be able to talk, but they definitely know how to use their tongues for other things and they make up for it in other ways that I shouldn't really write about. Let's just say it was the best threesome experience I ever had.

From the two previous 2-girl encounters I had in Thailand in the past, Iv'e found that the girls can be a bit shy or unwilling to fully participate, and it ends up being a bit of a disappointment when switching off back and forth with one sitting on the side and watching while I do my thing with the other one. But this time it was no drama at all and I felt like these two are a natural pair, everything one could really ask for when it comes to P4P action. 

And since they can't speak at all, I didn't have to deal with any extra chatter, questions, negotiations, etc. After our first hookup, I texted one of them and then had them both come over to my place again one evening last week. It was just as good the second time, if not better. I guess they are close friends or maybe they both stay together, but I'm not exactly sure. They are no stress, don't waste any time, and nobody could really ask for anything more I guess, unless someone likes to get into chitchat with the girls, which isn't my thing. So it's perfect. We even smoked a bit of ganja together the last time to make it a bit more fun and then it was a good laugh for all of us with my failed attempts to try to make some meaningful words in sign language. 

I am thinking about having them both come to my place again. It seems easy, I just need to text one of them a couple of hours before I want them to come over. They have their own motorbike too it seems, which is convenient. It's hard to think something could really be so perfect like this. 

One of them even let me visit the back nine the last time, which blew me away. It's so fun with them in general that I'm wondering if I'm simply missing something here? Seems almost too good to be true. 

I'm keen to keep this going for a while if I can. Maybe at least once a week until I get bored of it. Hopefully they don't suddenly decide to disappear though. I am not the greatest looking dude, but I am always gracious with girls, I smile politely and thank them afterwards and I am pretty generous with them on their tariffs, so I am hoping this helps to keep them interested. Well, if it isn’t already obvious, I'm really stoked about this new arrangement. Are there any big possible downsides to all this though that I'm overlooking?

i thought for sure by the end of this it was going to be a sponsored thread selling hearing AIDS. 

Can't marry both of them so either pick one and leave the other heartbroken, or stay as you are.

 

Sign language can be difficult to learn but well worth it.

56 minutes ago, SoCal1990 said:

I'm a new member on the site, but I've been reading amusing stuff on here for quite a while, so this is going to be my first post. 

I moved to Thailand from the USA. I work in the IT field and I've been here about three years now on my own. I was first up in CM for close to two years which was OK, but now I've been in BKK for nearly a year working in our company’s main office. I think I prefer the Bangkok city lifestyle to Chiang Mai. 

Last weekend I was out with a few buddies from work, hitting the ex-pat bars around Silom in the evening and, after we all split up, it was late, and I was feeling a bit of a tingle in the loins, so I popped over to the Nana area by myself to have a gander. 

Since it was already after 2:00 AM it was starting to clear out, so I thought I better make a quick move. Thus, I made an arrangement with a couple of really cute girls I saw standing huddled together on the street in front of the Nana Hotel. 

Turns out they are both deaf, so we could only text back and forth about the details, which was a bit awkward at first, but once we got back to my place, and the bedroom Olympics started, things went off like a barn door in a storm. They might not be able to talk, but they definitely know how to use their tongues for other things and they make up for it in other ways that I shouldn't really write about. Let's just say it was the best threesome experience I ever had.

From the two previous 2-girl encounters I had in Thailand in the past, Iv'e found that the girls can be a bit shy or unwilling to fully participate, and it ends up being a bit of a disappointment when switching off back and forth with one sitting on the side and watching while I do my thing with the other one. But this time it was no drama at all and I felt like these two are a natural pair, everything one could really ask for when it comes to P4P action. 

And since they can't speak at all, I didn't have to deal with any extra chatter, questions, negotiations, etc. After our first hookup, I texted one of them and then had them both come over to my place again one evening last week. It was just as good the second time, if not better. I guess they are close friends or maybe they both stay together, but I'm not exactly sure. They are no stress, don't waste any time, and nobody could really ask for anything more I guess, unless someone likes to get into chitchat with the girls, which isn't my thing. So it's perfect. We even smoked a bit of ganja together the last time to make it a bit more fun and then it was a good laugh for all of us with my failed attempts to try to make some meaningful words in sign language. 

I am thinking about having them both come to my place again. It seems easy, I just need to text one of them a couple of hours before I want them to come over. They have their own motorbike too it seems, which is convenient. It's hard to think something could really be so perfect like this. 

One of them even let me visit the back nine the last time, which blew me away. It's so fun with them in general that I'm wondering if I'm simply missing something here? Seems almost too good to be true. 

I'm keen to keep this going for a while if I can. Maybe at least once a week until I get bored of it. Hopefully they don't suddenly decide to disappear though. I am not the greatest looking dude, but I am always gracious with girls, I smile politely and thank them afterwards and I am pretty generous with them on their tariffs, so I am hoping this helps to keep them interested. Well, if it isn’t already obvious, I'm really stoked about this new arrangement. Are there any big possible downsides to all this though that I'm overlooking?

Nice made up totally unbelievable story.

You got their number for the off-days pal ?

Keep up the good work Mate. And congratulations. 

 

7 minutes ago, susanlea said:

Nice made up totally unbelievable story.

Totally believable IMHO. And based on decades of experience, there are some gems to get out there.

Just now, Ben Zioner said:

Totally believable IMHO. And based on decades of experience, there are some gems to get out there.

Some people will believe anything. At least this made up story wasn't about ladyboys like the previous ones.

Not made up at all they have been there for several years in front of Nana Hotel actually 3 or 4 are deaf and not bad looking.  They are not going anywhere, but isn't discussing P4P like your title says against forum rules?

5 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

Not made up at all they have been there for several years in front of Nana Hotel actually 3 or 4 are deaf and not bad looking.  They are not going anywhere, but isn't discussing P4P like your title says against forum rules?

Agree they could well be those girls, some indeed rather attractive.  As for the rules, this could be a new dawn.....

Could not stomach reading it all, sex pats hiring dumb prostitutes is hardly original.

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