P - A - R - T .... Y?, because I gotta!!

 

This weekend is going to be a real messy affair.

I've got 4 mates landing in a few hours.

 

We are heading to Koh Chang for the weekend.

I've just had a huge payout on my shares and everything is on me this weekend.

I've got us all booked into a 5 star hotel for the duration,

i've got 5 cases of champage, 

10 cases of red wine,

5 bottles of jack daniels,

5 bottles of vodka & about 200 bottles of beer, all in the boot of the motor ready for the off!

we will be fine dining at the hotel from start to finish.

 

we are also taking 5 girls with us that we have ordered online.

they weren't cheap but my god they are beautiful.

white skinned, big knockers and up for anything..

they are the hi-so type girls that koreans and japanese usually opt for.

it doesn't matter, i've made an absolute killing this week.

 

hope you lot have a good weekend!

mine starts at 6pm tonight!!

 

cheers!

 

bob.

5 minutes ago, bob smith said:

P - A - R - T .... Y?, because I gotta!!

 

This weekend is going to be a real messy affair.

I've got 4 mates landing in a few hours.

 

We are heading to Koh Chang for the weekend.

I've just had a huge payout on my shares and everything is on me this weekend.

I've got us all booked into a 5 star hotel for the duration,

i've got 5 cases of champage, 

10 cases of red wine,

5 bottles of jack daniels,

5 bottles of vodka & about 200 bottles of beer, all in the boot of the motor ready for the off!

 

we are also taking 5 girls with us that we have ordered online.

they weren't cheap but my god they are beautiful.

white skinned, big knockers and up for anything..

they are the hi-so type girls that koreans and japanese usually opt for.

it doesn't matter, i've made an absolute killing this week.

 

hope you lot have a good weekend!

mine starts at 6pm tonight!!

 

cheers!

 

bob.

Bulls**t Bob doing his usual bragging. He should be a politician.😄

11 minutes ago, Gandtee said:

Bulls**t Bob doing his usual bragging. He should be a politician.😄

don't be jealous, Gandtee..

 

Maybe one day you can also be at my level.. though a lot of work will probably be required!

 

bob.

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

don't be jealous, Gandtee..

 

Maybe one day you could also be at my level.. though a lot of work will probably be required!

 

bob.

Jealousy is not in my nature. The ability to spot those with expanded imaginations is. Let's see some pics from Koh Chang to back up your dreams😉.

1 minute ago, Gandtee said:

Jealousy is not in my nature. The ability to spot those with expanded imaginations is. Let's see some pics from Koh Chang to back up your dreams😉.

maybe you will....

 

watch this space.

 

bob.

 

 

Not looking for an invite....but which hotel?.....you can imagine my horror if we ended up in the same one.

Just now, Will B Good said:

 

 

Not looking for an invite....but which hotel?.....you can imagine my horror if we ended up in the same one.

you goin this weekend too?

 

bob.

12 minutes ago, bob smith said:

've got us all booked into a 5 star hotel for the duration,

i've got 5 cases of champage, 

10 cases of red wine,

5 bottles of jack daniels,

5 bottles of vodka & about 200 bottles of beer, all in the boot of the motor ready for the off!

 

Well you won't be allowed to drink BYO in their restaurant  bob without a corkage charge, you better bring a few brollies mate as it's still raining on and off, when will you be leaving so i'll know when it's safe to go out again ? 9 in one car ? ..........................

Just now, bob smith said:

you goin this weekend too?

 

bob.

 

 

NOT NOW

2 minutes ago, brianthainess said:

Well you won't be allowed to drink BYO in their restaurant  bob without a corkage charge, you better bring a few brollies mate as it's still raining on and off, when will you be leaving so i'll know when it's safe to go out again ? 9 in one car ? ..........................

i've hired a people carrier mate.

 

bob.

2 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

 

 

NOT NOW

GOOD!

 

bob.

24 minutes ago, bob smith said:

This weekend is going to be a real messy affair.

I've got 4 mates landing in a few hours.

 

We are heading to Koh Chang for the weekend.

I've just had a huge payout on my shares and everything is on me this weekend.

I've got us all booked into a 5 star hotel for the duration,

i've got 5 cases of champage, 

10 cases of red wine,

5 bottles of jack daniels,

5 bottles of vodka & about 200 bottles of beer, all in the boot of the motor ready for the off!

we will be fine dining at the hotel from start to finish.

 

we are also taking 5 girls with us that we have ordered online.

they weren't cheap but my god they are beautiful.

white skinned, big knockers and up for anything..

they are the hi-so type girls that koreans and japanese usually opt for.

it doesn't matter, i've made an absolute killing this week.

i've got 5 cases of champage".

 

You'd enjoy champagne much more than that shhitty "champage".

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

i've hired a people carrier mate.

 

bob.

Is that to to carry you when your pissed or is that a vehicle........ Have fun driving over the 'Mountain' bob. 

6 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

i've got 5 cases of champage".

 

You'd enjoy champagne much more than that shhitty "champage".

I appreciate the correction, Loo.

 

I've already had a few!

 

bob.

"The Hangover IV"

I am heading there myself tomorrow.

i haven’t booked accommodation yet.

Let me know which hotel and we can catch up for a drink.

1 minute ago, MalcolmB said:

I am heading there myself tomorrow.

i haven’t booked accommodation yet.

Let me know which hotel and we can catch up for a drink.

...and why would you want to catch up with me?

 

bob.

12 minutes ago, bob smith said:

...and why would you want to catch up with me?

 

bob.

I consider you a friend on this forum, so would be good to catch up with you in real life. You sound like a lot of fun.
 

That of course unless you have just made up it all up. Some posters have caught you out before.

 

Perhaps you could take a photo with all the booze you say you have bought (all in the same photo), just to prove the doubters wrong.

 

or not?

 

as you said, it is all in the boot ready to go. The boot of your people carrier. 
 

Easily done. 

I hope your mates are landing at Trat airport or you'll struggle to make the last ferry.

1 minute ago, Upnotover said:

I hope your mates are landing at Trat airport or you'll struggle to make the last ferry.

we aren't leaving tonight.

 

I thought that would have been obvious..

 

bob.

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

i've got 5 cases of champage, 

10 cases of red wine,

5 bottles of jack daniels,

5 bottles of vodka & about 200 bottles of beer, all in the boot of the motor

What car can hold that in the boot?

BYO in a 5 star hotel?

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

P - A - R - T .... Y?, because I gotta!!

 

This weekend is going to be a real messy affair.

I've got 4 mates landing in a few hours.

 

We are heading to Koh Chang for the weekend.

I've just had a huge payout on my shares and everything is on me this weekend.

I've got us all booked into a 5 star hotel for the duration,

i've got 5 cases of champage, 

10 cases of red wine,

5 bottles of jack daniels,

5 bottles of vodka & about 200 bottles of beer, all in the boot of the motor ready for the off!

we will be fine dining at the hotel from start to finish.

 

we are also taking 5 girls with us that we have ordered online.

they weren't cheap but my god they are beautiful.

white skinned, big knockers and up for anything..

they are the hi-so type girls that koreans and japanese usually opt for.

it doesn't matter, i've made an absolute killing this week.

 

hope you lot have a good weekend!

mine starts at 6pm tonight!!

 

cheers!

 

bob.

You've posted slight variations of this same yarn so many times already that it's become like trying to milk a bull. I'm truly all for the humor and irony of some of your tall tales, and playing along with you at times, but this one is as old and tired as one of Trump's failed campaign promises. Bobby, I know deep down that you can do better than this. So stop re-polishing the same old load of bunk already and come up with something new and interesting please. I know you can do it bruv, you have the keys to the kingdom. 

This is bobs second make believe journey he has taken with his mates. Remember about a month ago he was on both Samet and then Chang with the same gang. "He's a real nowhere man, Sitting in his nowhere land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody".

 

Sound's like a great weekend planned Bob, you've got the 200 bottles which is important ...  i'm sure you and the lads will make the most of it ....  and knock a hole it all that booze.

I've just knocked the top off my first one ... a little bit late today but that's ok. 

 

Anyway, have a good one and enjoy it all while we're still young ...  

cheers   ! 

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, steven100 said:

Sound's like a great weekend planned Bob

thanks mate.

 

you are a good lad, steven.

 

all these negative ninnys around here start to wear you thin after a while!

you are a breath of fresh air.

 

bob.

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

P - A - R - T .... Y?, because I gotta!!

 

This weekend is going to be a real messy affair.

I've got 4 mates landing in a few hours.

 

We are heading to Koh Chang for the weekend.

I've just had a huge payout on my shares and everything is on me this weekend.

I've got us all booked into a 5 star hotel for the duration,

i've got 5 cases of champage, 

10 cases of red wine,

5 bottles of jack daniels,

5 bottles of vodka & about 200 bottles of beer, all in the boot of the motor ready for the off!

we will be fine dining at the hotel from start to finish.

 

we are also taking 5 girls with us that we have ordered online.

they weren't cheap but my god they are beautiful.

white skinned, big knockers and up for anything..

they are the hi-so type girls that koreans and japanese usually opt for.

it doesn't matter, i've made an absolute killing this week.

 

hope you lot have a good weekend!

mine starts at 6pm tonight!!

 

cheers!

 

bob.

I hope the car doesn't break down on the way with the weight of all that drink. Have a good one, and give her one for me.

1 minute ago, phetphet said:

I hope the car doesn't break down on the way with the weight of all that drink. Have a good one, and give her one for me.

thanks mate.

 

all the best to you!

 

bob.

Didn't you just come back or are your fantasies colliding? 

3 minutes ago, bubblegum said:

Didn't you just come back or are your fantasies colliding? 

im always going somewhere.

 

bob.

As my old mum used to say. "I've heard ducks fart before."😉