Photos of all that booze Bob. or have you sent it on ahead.

 

 

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

i've hired a people carrier mate.

 

bob.

 

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

we aren't leaving tonight.

 

I thought that would have been obvious..

 

bob.

 

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

all in the boot of the motor ready for the off!

so you hired and paid for a rental car that you will not use today?

 

Yeah that makes sense.

28 minutes ago, bob smith said:

thanks mate.

 

you are a good lad, steven.

 

all these negative ninnys around here start to wear you thin after a while!

you are a breath of fresh air.

 

bob.

Let me help you here, what you're really trying to say is that you're only interested in comments from the fools that fall for the same old dirty diaper over and over again. And that you aren't at all interested in hearing from those who are able to see beyond the same pile of minging dung that you keep dropping out each time. 

36 minutes ago, phetphet said:

I hope the car doesn't break down on the way with the weight of all that drink. Have a good one, and give her one for me.

 

 

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

 

 

so you hired and paid for a rental car that you will not use today?

 

Yeah that makes sense.

i've hired it for a week Malcolm, if you must know.

 

im picking the lads up in it later..

 

i thought we were mates?

you sound like a complete tool.

 

bob.

4 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

Let me help you here, what you're really trying to say is that you're only interested in comments from the fools that fall for the same old dirty diaper over and over again. And that you aren't at all interested in hearing from those who are able to see beyond the same pile of minging dung that you keep dropping out each time. 

...what would I do without you, RSD2?

 

bob.

Don't forget your jumbo pack of C-O-N-D-O-M-S (extra-large size) 🙂 

9 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Don't forget your jumbo pack of C-O-N-D-O-M-S (extra-large size) 🙂 

Magnum only mate 😉 

 

bob.

1 hour ago, marin said:

This is bobs second make believe journey he has taken with his mates. Remember about a month ago he was on both Samet and then Chang with the same gang. "He's a real nowhere man, Sitting in his nowhere land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody".

 

 

Same fantasies like yoir mates from another forum.

17 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Don't forget your jumbo pack of C-O-N-D-O-M-S (extra-large size) 🙂 

Itty-Bitty-Bob would have no use for those. On second thought, maybe his LB lover might need one when Bobby goes for a ride on the bologna pony. 

Is there an award for liar of the year?

2 minutes ago, proton said:

Is there an award for liar of the year?

now now, proton.

 

you copied my avatar don't forget!

 

you should be awarded doppelganger of the year!

 

bob.

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

now now, proton.

 

you copied my avatar don't forget!

 

you should be awarded doppelganger of the year!

 

bob.

 

Why did you think i was referring to you Bobby? 

Remember you have to pay the ladies.  Don't want to have a lady threatening you on Koh Chang again.

 

https://aseannow.com/topic/1267587-she-wants-money-and-is-threatening-me-verbally-what-should-i-do/

 

erm, because you are posting on my thread?

 

It wasn't a difficult extrapolation, to be fair..

 

bob.

Just now, biervoormij said:

Remember you have to pay the ladies.  Don't want to have a lady threatening you on Koh Chang again.

 

https://aseannow.com/topic/1267587-she-wants-money-and-is-threatening-me-verbally-what-should-i-do/

 

...and you wasted all your time digging up that old thread instead of doing what??

 

bob.

11 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

Itty-Bitty-Bob would have no use for those. On second thought, maybe his LB lover might need one when Bobby goes for a ride on the bologna pony. 

 

All-over body-condom??

3 hours ago, Gandtee said:

3 hours ago, bob smith said:

don't be jealous, Gandtee..

 

Maybe one day you could also be at my level.. though a lot of work will probably be required!

 

bob.

Jealousy is not in my nature. The ability to spot those with expanded imaginations is. Let's see some pics from Koh Chang to back up your dreams

I'd also like to see  the link to order similar such lovelies. What say you, Bobby?

5 minutes ago, HappyExpat57 said:

I'd also like to see  the link to order similar such lovelies. What say you, Bobby?

can't share that, as it would definitely be against forum rules.

 

All I will say is Google is your friend.

 

The question is though, are your pockets deep enough???

 

bob.

21 minutes ago, Celsius said:

Same fantasies like yoir mates from another forum.

You continue to show what a very strange fellow you are. Think about yourself and not me. Going cross forums is a very immature, try and grow up as difficult as that might be. 

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

can't share that, as it would definitely be against forum rules.

 

All I will say is Google is your friend.

 

The question is though, are you pockets deep enough???

 

bob.

@Crossy

Is this true?

Some people still doubt you Bob, despite the evidence.

 

1 minute ago, chickenslegs said:

Some people still doubt you Bob, despite the evidence.

 

I know mate..

 

You can lead a horse to water n all that!

 

bob.

3 hours ago, bob smith said:

P - A - R - T .... Y?, because I gotta!!

 

This weekend is going to be a real messy affair.

I've got 4 mates landing in a few hours.

 

We are heading to Koh Chang for the weekend.

I've just had a huge payout on my shares and everything is on me this weekend.

I've got us all booked into a 5 star hotel for the duration,

i've got 5 cases of champage, 

10 cases of red wine,

5 bottles of jack daniels,

5 bottles of vodka & about 200 bottles of beer, all in the boot of the motor ready for the off!

we will be fine dining at the hotel from start to finish.

 

we are also taking 5 girls with us that we have ordered online.

they weren't cheap but my god they are beautiful.

white skinned, big knockers and up for anything..

they are the hi-so type girls that koreans and japanese usually opt for.

it doesn't matter, i've made an absolute killing this week.

 

hope you lot have a good weekend!

mine starts at 6pm tonight!!

 

cheers!

 

bob.

The only thing you need now is to learn how to spell

Which share paid this bumper dividend?

Just now, sidjameson said:

Which share paid this bumper dividend?

multiple!

 

bob.

But why go to Koh Chang to "party"? Nothing happens there. 5 Star hotels are only 2500 Baht there.

 

Wouldn't Chiang Mai be more exciting?

1 minute ago, Cameroni said:

Wouldn't Chiang Mai be more exciting?

been there once.

 

boring and full of smog.

 

bob.

28 minutes ago, bob smith said:

been there once.

 

boring and full of smog.

 

bob.

 

But Koh Chang, it's not exactly Party Central, either, is it?

 

 

11 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

But Koh Chang, it's not exactly Party Central, either, is it?

 

 

it will be when we get there!!

 

bob.