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Getting tatts

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7 hours ago, Jeff the Chef said:

 

You can have your penis tattooed, I have Wendy on mine, and when it is erect it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" in inch letters.

 

   I remember Lenny Henry telling that joke about 40 years ago on BBC 1 

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12 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Leave the tattoos for the middle aged, bald Poms,

So glad I am an older Englishman, with a full head of hair.

3 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   I remember Lenny Henry telling that joke about 40 years ago on BBC 1 

Was it Sir Lenworth George Henry, or Chalky White?

1 hour ago, brianthainess said:

Get a tattoo of a dick & balls on your forehead, it would suit your personality.

Good advertising in prison.

3 hours ago, Gandtee said:

For a moment I misread and thought you said euthanasia. Why did that spring to mind I wonder?

 

General euthanasia would be worse, if offered to the general public.

 

51 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Disgusting 

 

Better get tits as tats ?

Would that be more acceptable ?

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45 minutes ago, ModdaPunk said:

 

Better get tits as tats ?

Would that be more acceptable ?

Yes thankyou 

We shouldn't forget this is a family forum 

On 9/22/2024 at 6:39 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

 

It's possible to even get tattooed internally.

 

I have heard of one interesting case where some guy had his duodenum tattooed with an image of his Ex-GF's left breast.

 

Have no idea why, however.

 

 

 

 

Possibly because he suffered from mental illness.

 

 

37 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

We shouldn't forget this is a family forum

 

Says the guy raving about his bum :D

On 9/22/2024 at 6:42 AM, georgegeorgia said:

We are trying to have a academic intelligent discussion 

An academic, intelligent discussion on the topic of tattoos is a paradox and oxymoron combined.

 

It's like having a MAGA supporter as a fact checker.

Georgina and the Globulator having a conversation with himself again is he? 😛

 

Anyway, why stop at having hands printed all up about your arse cheeks? Get one around your old man, too. You could change your name to Andy then. Muwahaha!

On 9/22/2024 at 2:12 PM, SAFETY FIRST said:

Leave the tattoos for the middle aged, bald Poms

... and bogun bread thieves.

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7 hours ago, Lacessit said:

An academic, intelligent discussion on the topic of tattoos is a paradox and oxymoron combined.

 

It's like having a MAGA supporter as a fact checker.

Aren't you Australian ?

 

Why are you bringing American words into the post

I take it MAGA means make America great again or is it Australia?

 

It's like these people and we have all met them,they go to America for a week and come back talking with a American accent !!!! 

All I ask is you stop using American eupysiams surely thats not too much to ask...surely 

 

On 9/22/2024 at 7:17 AM, Jeff the Chef said:

 

You can have your penis tattooed, I have Wendy on mine, and when it is erect it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" in inch letters.

 

you got the joke wrong 🙂

This thread is an absolute wind up !!

6 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

Aren't you Australian ?

 

Why are you bringing American words into the post

I take it MAGA means make America great again or is it Australia?

 

It's like these people and we have all met them,they go to America for a week and come back talking with a American accent !!!! 

All I ask is you stop using American eupysiams surely thats not too much to ask...surely 

 

I might be able to comply if I knew what a eupysiam was. i can't find the word in any dictionary.

4 hours ago, nikmar said:

 

you got the joke wrong 🙂

 

And I lied, it got shot off during a war and I got left with a 12 inch stump 😀

I like a man who knows how to stroke and is at the top of his craft. It's a skill learned and honed over years and decades. 

 

If you want a job done right and all that. A man knows what he needs and he has plenty of them. If you need a job done and can't be bothered hiring help each time, ahelping hand is only a foot away. It's time to get to work.

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24 minutes ago, JimTripper said:

I like a man who knows how to stroke and is at the top of his craft. It's a skill learned and honed over years and decades. 

You sound like a dirty old man Jim.

How disgusting 

I too have one on me donk. It says Shorty when flacid....but when fully erect it says Shortys Bar and Grill Chattanooga Tennessee🤣

Reminds me of the movie Down Periscope. The captain of the sub has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his johnson.

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